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« Reply #25 on: April 13, 2011, 08:00:52 PM »


ClearlyILoveSemen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How dare you post in this thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahaha oh brother, I bet you're the kind of homo who checks out the gay section of Craiglist while cuddled up with your favourite top bear, until you see an ad that says "For sale - entire collection of Playgirl magazines from 1972 - 2010. Belonged to ex-flatmate who was gay." And the next day you are there, ringing the bell dressed in assless chaps, cowboy boots, nipple tassels while holding an industrial sized jar of Astroglide. And when the stunned seller collects his wits at your sight and asks what you want, you lisp, "I just came to take those playgirl magazines off you, stud. I'm not very gay myself, but I do enjoy browsing through those mags to get some ideas for hairstyles and fashion. The pages in my own collection are all stuck, you see. Now how would you like me to throw in a free blowjob while I'm here? I'm REALLY good at it", as you lustily stare at the guy's junk. Hahahahaha gayer than reducing Carbon footprints.
kiwi are you saying that clearlyilovesemen clearly would prefer to be in the navy away at sea with burly muscle bears rather than be in the strip club wrecking pussy
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« Reply #26 on: April 13, 2011, 08:17:00 PM »

Hahaha vintage kiwiol  Grin Grin

I mean...... Oh brother, listen to peeweeol projecting again. I bet he's the kind of "guy" that skips giddily down to the pier when he hears a large ship of Ugandan sailors is arriving. And in his fake customs uniform he announces, "sorry boys, I left my rubber gloves at home, so I'll have to perform the cavity search with my tongue."

Gayer than Clay Aiken spooning Elton John while watching Brokeback Mountain.
 

nzcumdumpster!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't think for one second that I've forgotten how you got escorted out of the pet zoo in Kenya for walking up to the burly zoo keeper and telling him you wish to pet his trouser snake. hahahaha oh brother, gayer than Madmax texting "I wish I knew how to quit you" to Jay Cutler via MusclephoneTM

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kiwi are you saying that clearlyilovesemen clearly would prefer to be in the navy away at sea with burly muscle bears rather than be in the strip club wrecking pussy

Exactly Rudeness. I'm saying QueerlyILoveSalami has been banned from all greengrocers in his area for constantly returning the biggest GM cucumbers, complaining that "they just don't fit like my custom made 18"x12" rectum stretcher".
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« Reply #27 on: April 13, 2011, 09:05:17 PM »

nzcumdumpster!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't think for one second that I've forgotten how you got escorted out of the pet zoo in Kenya for walking up to the burly zoo keeper and telling him you wish to pet his trouser snake. hahahaha oh brother, gayer than Madmax texting "I wish I knew how to quit you" to Jay Cutler via MusclephoneTM

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Exactly Rudeness. I'm saying QueerlyILoveSalami has been banned from all greengrocers in his area for constantly returning the biggest GM cucumbers, complaining that "they just don't fit like my custom made 18"x12" rectum stretcher".
so you are saying that queeflyismellsalami has been known to play the lead chair for the skinflute section
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« Reply #28 on: April 14, 2011, 12:13:47 AM »

clearanal prolapse is being destroyed in this thread
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« Reply #29 on: April 14, 2011, 07:12:02 AM »

BigMC, the only guy I know who's on 2 grams of test, tren, EQ and deca so he can finally mad dog the 15 yr olds at his gym. Gayer than running away from Getbig to start another forum.
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« Reply #30 on: April 14, 2011, 12:21:37 PM »

BigMC, the only guy I know who's on 2 grams of test, tren, EQ and deca so he can finally mad dog the 15 yr olds at his gym. Gayer than running away from Getbig to start another forum.

NoDick Yeast not only has a loaf of bread growing his crotch, but also got a hair transplant using Bob Chicks pubic hair

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ck7LvrHCokA" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ck7LvrHCokA</a>
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« Reply #31 on: April 14, 2011, 08:46:58 PM »

NoDick Yeast not only has a loaf of bread growing his crotch, but also got a hair transplant using Bob Chicks pubic hair

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Abdominal Blowsmen!!!!!!  You buck-toothed bow-legged slack-jawed balding pimply-assed knuckle-walking genetic dead end!!!!  You seem like the kind of guy who loads his asshole up with Vasoline before heading into the gym to do battle "just in case".
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« Reply #32 on: April 15, 2011, 12:56:26 PM »

CokeAtron,

Well known gay coke hound who was kicked out of Gold's Venice for blowing lines off the heads of Cocks while standing in brown paper bags in the bathroom.
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« Reply #33 on: April 22, 2011, 08:27:20 AM »

The Abdomimal Blowmen,

hahahah oh brother, your the type of guy who walks into a bar..yells 'Where the f*ck are all the guys!!' then proceeds to walk to the bathroom proclaiming..'Well, this Glory hole isnt goin to blow itself!!' ...gayer than wearing a man-purse with a matching scarf.
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« Reply #34 on: April 24, 2011, 03:54:13 AM »

The Abdomimal Blowmen,

hahahah oh brother, your the type of guy who walks into a bar..yells 'Where the f*ck are all the guys!!' then proceeds to walk to the bathroom proclaiming..'Well, this Glory hole isnt goin to blow itself!!' ...gayer than wearing a man-purse with a matching scarf.

sorry no nappy headed gooks on this board
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« Reply #35 on: April 27, 2011, 10:24:26 AM »

sorry no nappy headed gooks on this board
Whats the matter, they get u too horny and distracted while u got 3 grams of unfiltered bacteria ridden underground test running through your system?Huh?
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« Reply #36 on: April 27, 2011, 11:33:40 AM »

Whats the matter, they get u too horny and distracted while u got 3 grams of unfiltered bacteria ridden underground test running through your system?Huh?

NordicBreast OH BROTHER, probably has bigger (.)(.) than me
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« Reply #37 on: April 27, 2011, 07:59:05 PM »

NordicBreast OH BROTHER, probably has bigger (.)(.) than me

Fail  Undecided
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« Reply #38 on: April 28, 2011, 04:08:12 AM »

Fail  Undecided

leave your hairline out of this asshole Kiss
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« Reply #39 on: April 28, 2011, 06:48:23 AM »

leave your hairline out of this asshole Kiss

Speaking of hairlines, hows your upper lip doing?






 Cheesy
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« Reply #40 on: April 28, 2011, 06:54:22 AM »

Lol, ButterFeetAreHuge jumping in on the action!!
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« Reply #41 on: April 28, 2011, 07:03:10 AM »

Lol, ButterFeetAreHuge jumping in on the action!!

When is your next trip to France, Beldar?









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« Reply #42 on: April 28, 2011, 08:43:19 AM »

When is your next trip to France, Beldar?









 Cheesy

lmao at bukkake bean
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« Reply #43 on: April 28, 2011, 03:02:51 PM »

Speaking of hairlines, hows your upper lip doing?






 Cheesy

less hair than your hairy mess on your feet
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« Reply #44 on: April 30, 2011, 01:50:45 PM »

Speaking of hairlines, hows your upper lip doing?






 Cheesy

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« Reply #45 on: April 30, 2011, 07:14:18 PM »

Hath "_Brooth_" pothted a picture on the Y board?
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« Reply #46 on: April 30, 2011, 07:15:06 PM »

Because you started this thread, man, are some people going to end up with AIDS.
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« Reply #47 on: April 30, 2011, 07:22:38 PM »

Because you started this thread, man, are some people going to end up with AIDS.
garebear.......gayer than fluffy clouds and unicorns with glitter on them.
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« Reply #48 on: April 30, 2011, 07:24:01 PM »

garebear.......gayer than fluffy clouds and unicorns with glitter on them.
choas are you insinuating that gaybear likes his hot dog with dick rather than a hot dog and instead of a bun he would prefer his ass? is he that type of guy?
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« Reply #49 on: April 30, 2011, 07:40:10 PM »

choas are you insinuating that gaybear likes his hot dog with dick rather than a hot dog and instead of a bun he would prefer his ass? is he that type of guy?
Yes gaybear is the kind of guy that goes to the hardware store, sticks plungers to the floor and pulls his pants around his ankles and plays hopscotch with his butthole.
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