Dying before you can bench 315lbs.
Haha - I see myself still struggling on the bench being 450 years old.
Sitting at my computer jerking off to Newmom's pictures.
Passing out drunk then waking up next to johnnynoname.
Alone
What is that?
Suffocating under a fat chick you brought home.
Why would you bring that fat of a chick home ?andWhy would you be under it ?Alcohol abuse causes terrible thought processes in those situations