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virtues of conan the barbarian
« on: March 24, 2011, 11:44:33 PM »
-if there is one black guy in charge of a large group of white people there is something wrong.

-as for a woman, try to settle down with a tom-boy who is a 6 at best.  the hot ones are psycho and are only to be humped and discarded often.  

-hippies and homos are to be beaten at will.

-make sure all your friends are smaller than you.  it makes you look bigger.   men who are bigger than you are your competition and need to be dealt with.

-spending your life making up for your shitty childhood is a noble and worthwhile undertaking.

-asians are very helpful and you should keep a handful in your inner circle at all times for thier cleverness and knowledge and stuff.

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Re: virtues of conan the barbarian
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2011, 11:59:20 PM »

Being possessed of awesome physical talents makes Doug Steele inexplicably mad.

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Re: virtues of conan the barbarian
« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2011, 09:52:13 AM »
-For good white noise to go to sleep to, try listening to the lamentation of women.  It brings peace to the soul.

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Re: virtues of conan the barbarian
« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2011, 10:04:59 AM »
Female witches/demons are straight freaks in bed and make weird ass noises---and you don't feel guilty about throwing them in the fire...

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Re: virtues of conan the barbarian
« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2011, 10:06:58 AM »
Language as an efficient communication tool is overrated. Steel, sharpened preferably, makes a stronger point.

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Re: virtues of conan the barbarian
« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2011, 10:33:03 AM »
If you can beat up your hero, find a new hero!

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Re: virtues of conan the barbarian
« Reply #6 on: March 25, 2011, 10:43:39 AM »
 - most problems can be dealt with by over drinking.
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Re: virtues of conan the barbarian
« Reply #7 on: March 25, 2011, 10:48:39 AM »
Language as an efficient communication tool is overrated. Steel, sharpened preferably, makes a stronger point.

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Re: virtues of conan the barbarian
« Reply #8 on: March 25, 2011, 10:53:41 AM »
- most problems can be dealt with by over drinking.

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Re: virtues of conan the barbarian
« Reply #9 on: March 25, 2011, 11:05:34 AM »
Punching animals in the face is a good way to knock then over in battle, or punish them for misbehavior.

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Re: virtues of conan the barbarian
« Reply #10 on: March 25, 2011, 11:06:32 AM »
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Re: virtues of conan the barbarian
« Reply #11 on: March 25, 2011, 11:55:05 AM »
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Re: virtues of conan the barbarian
« Reply #12 on: March 25, 2011, 12:00:16 PM »
Conan, The Homeless Man Edition with Bag Lady Concubine.


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Re: virtues of conan the barbarian
« Reply #13 on: March 25, 2011, 12:24:52 PM »
-If Conan wants to fit into the secret cult, he can just knock out a priest and wear his outfit. A perfect disguise.

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Re: virtues of conan the barbarian
« Reply #14 on: March 25, 2011, 12:33:13 PM »
Fuck weights. Just push a huge millstone for 15 years.

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Re: virtues of conan the barbarian
« Reply #15 on: May 16, 2011, 09:47:42 PM »
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Re: virtues of conan the barbarian
« Reply #16 on: May 16, 2011, 09:55:22 PM »
Conan, The Homeless Man Edition with Bag Lady Concubine.



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