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Author Topic: Brits ban Human Centipede sequel  (Read 1866 times)
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« on: June 06, 2011, 11:14:31 AM »

Bunch of slack-jaws. Real harm could be done to the viewer...  So the classifiers are  allowed to watch it and aren't sewing each other's shitholes to their mouths Roll Eyes

http://www.totalfilm.com/news/human-centipede-ii-banned-by-bbfc
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« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2011, 11:23:18 AM »

Bunch of slack-jaws. Real harm could be done to the viewer...  So the classifiers are  allowed to watch it and aren't sewing each other's shitholes to their mouths Roll Eyes

http://www.totalfilm.com/news/human-centipede-ii-banned-by-bbfc

The first was really nasty.
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« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2011, 11:24:24 AM »

Bunch of slack-jaws. Real harm could be done to the viewer...  So the classifiers are  allowed to watch it and aren't sewing each other's shitholes to their mouths Roll Eyes

http://www.totalfilm.com/news/human-centipede-ii-banned-by-bbfc

The highly controversial "A Serbian Film" was also heavily censored for UK audiences.
The biggest joke is that if I (A UK citizen) wanted to see this film, I'll just download the uncut version and so will thousands of others.

This type of niche torture porn isn't a big hit in the cinemas or something you'd casually pick out at blockbusters. Curiosity drives people to see it and they'll do what it takes (torrenting, newsgroups etc) to get it.

It's not the 1970s where word of mouth led you on a 3 hour car journey to purchase an imported version of "Cannibal Holocaust" from a man in a dark alley. "Banning a film" means nothing in current times.

Pretty much anyone in the Western World can see it days after it's release in the comfort of their own home Parents basement

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« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2011, 11:25:41 AM »

What is the Human Centipede?
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« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2011, 11:30:29 AM »

What is the Human Centipede?

People being sewn together and eating each other's shit.
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« Reply #5 on: June 06, 2011, 11:38:23 AM »

sickest film ive ever seen,,, our lass made me turn it over  less than half way in!
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« Reply #6 on: June 06, 2011, 11:39:03 AM »

Why would anyone want to watch that anyway?
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« Reply #7 on: June 06, 2011, 11:42:29 AM »

"Boxing"
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The idea of boxing is just a simple torture/death penalty method used for a group of 3-10 people.  The "box" is actually and metal trailer type deal, that rests on a pivot, tilting slightly in one direction (the tilt can be altered at killers desire).  The trailer is around a 20X8 with lights and slats to send food in.  The people inside will be perpetually naked and will be fed anything they desire however will never be able to leave the "box".  The lights will be switched so that they sleep during the day and are awake at (our) night.  Good quality food will be continuously sent in through the slats along with whatever drinks they request.  As they are still being fed they will continue to urinate and defecate.  Since the trailer is inclined, they will shat and piss on the lower end so they still have room to sleep that's clean.  Then one day when everyone is asleep, the lights will flip on and the trailer's incline will be switched.

Disease will kill a few off.  After the first round we (I) will start to introduce flies, moskeeters, ticks, maggots, and various road-kill into the "box". Repeat as necessary.




That should take care of the Muslim problem in Europe.




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« Reply #8 on: June 06, 2011, 11:43:33 AM »

Isn't this asshole to mouth thing how the brits got their shitty teeth anyways
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« Reply #9 on: June 06, 2011, 11:46:45 AM »

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This means the DVD won't be won't be able to be supplied legally anywhere in the UK.

Like that stops anybody from watching it, and I wonder who would buy it anyways, it wasn't exactly oscar worthy performance, no offense to the actors. lol
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« Reply #10 on: June 06, 2011, 11:50:31 AM »

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Examples of this include a scene early in the film in which he masturbates whilst he watches a DVD of the original Human Centipede film, with sandpaper wrapped around his penis, and a sequence later in the film in which he becomes aroused at the sight of the members of the ‘centipede’ being forced to defecate into one another’s mouths, culminating in sight of the man wrapping barbed wire around his penis and raping the woman at the rear of the ‘centipede’.

In all fairness this sounds just about the right thing to get the misses into the "mood" for a saturday evening banging session Cheesy
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« Reply #11 on: June 06, 2011, 11:52:23 AM »

Hopefully the shitbags that made it go broke
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« Reply #12 on: June 06, 2011, 11:56:56 AM »

First one was pretty funny. Guy playing the mad doctor was pretty convincingly creepy.
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« Reply #13 on: June 06, 2011, 12:02:28 PM »

I think females would like it if someone did this to them in real life so...  Undecided

Sluts like sum' nasty things. Weirdos.
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« Reply #14 on: June 06, 2011, 12:06:23 PM »

Classy film
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« Reply #15 on: June 06, 2011, 12:08:53 PM »

works for porn when porn not found
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« Reply #16 on: June 06, 2011, 12:09:30 PM »

works for porn when porn not found

In all fairness when (in this day and age) can you not find any porn
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« Reply #17 on: June 06, 2011, 12:23:48 PM »

we're getting back to the bad old days of the 'video nasties'  Angry

what next ? whinging about music videos ?/ oh wait!
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« Reply #18 on: June 06, 2011, 12:24:29 PM »

this will be an interesting film squeal.

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« Reply #19 on: June 06, 2011, 12:39:30 PM »

Still got to see this film - I was flicking through the channels one night and it was on - I watched bits of it but I must have missed all the gory stuff because the parts I saw I didn't find that interesting so I switched it over and didn't bother with it.
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« Reply #21 on: June 06, 2011, 12:42:54 PM »

the middle girl in the movie was sexy... And in the movie he also cut their knee caps off so they couldn't walk anymore


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« Reply #22 on: June 06, 2011, 12:47:29 PM »

I learned of the first Human Centipede here from get-big...

What a sick ass movie..I couldn't watch it all of course, since i have ADD.


A super-injunction imposed by Ryan Giggs caused the banning of Human Centipede 2 - he was costarring with his brother's wife & Imogen Thomas
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« Reply #23 on: June 06, 2011, 12:48:47 PM »

Still got to see this film - I was flicking through the channels one night and it was on - I watched bits of it but I must have missed all the gory stuff because the parts I saw I didn't find that interesting so I switched it over and didn't bother with it.

there is no gory stuff though. its funny how people assume that its dead gory
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