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Parker

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And you are of course in the Arctic...you are running, and that bear is closing in fast. You come near some ice flows. Do you:

A) jump in the water and proceed to swim towards a chunk of ice, knowing that if you do, hypothermia will set in and the polar bear can swim to that chunk of ice.

B) turn around and start yelling and waving your hands. Even taking off yuour jacket and waving it around. Thus, killing the bear's prey/chase drive and confusing it...and move around...you are more maneuverable, but not quicker than the bear. This is what dogs do to bears...

C) pee/defecate in your pants in fear (hey, it may deter him)

D) there is no fighting a Polar Bear...  

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And you are of course in the Artic...you are running, and that bear is clsing in fast. You come near some ice flows. Do you:

A) jump in the water and proceed to swim towards a chunk of ice, knowing that if you do, hypothermia will set in and the polar bear can swim to that chunk of ice.

B) turn around and start yelling and waving your hands. Even taking off yuour jacket and waving it around. Thus, killing the bear's prey/chase drive and confusing it...and move around...you are more maneuverable, but not quicker than the bear. This is what dogs do to bears...

C) pee/defecate in your pants in fear (hey, it may deter him)

D) there is no fighting a Polar Bear... 

 B.

 Polar bears run faster than any human so running is stupid. Also running makes them want to attack even more.

 If a polar bear makes contact you should be cool and try look big and hold your ground.

 Same with any other kind of bear. I encountered lots of brown bears. You just be cool and raise your arms and slowly walk backwards away.

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I'm a Getbigger so I'd kill it with my bare hands, skin it, then use it's hide as a fur coat.

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I'm a Getbigger so I'd kill it with my bare hands, skin it, then use it's hide as a fur coat.

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 What's your favorite sexual position? I like doggystyle.

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How big are your tits baby?

 What's your favorite sexual position? I like doggystyle.

Speaking of tits are you as appalled as I am that people here believe Slacker posted his true pics?

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Speaking of tits are you as appalled as I am that people here believe Slacker posted his true pics?

 Lots of getbiggers are very gullible and they will believe anything that is told to them with a straight face.

 Lots of complete idiots in this world who don't know how to use their brains at all. And lots of them frequent this website.

 "There's a sucker born every minute."

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And you are of course in the Artic...you are running, and that bear is closing in fast. You come near some ice flows. Do you:

A) jump in the water and proceed to swim towards a chunk of ice, knowing that if you do, hypothermia will set in and the polar bear can swim to that chunk of ice.

B) turn around and start yelling and waving your hands. Even taking off yuour jacket and waving it around. Thus, killing the bear's prey/chase drive and confusing it...and move around...you are more maneuverable, but not quicker than the bear. This is what dogs do to bears...

C) pee/defecate in your pants in fear (hey, it may deter him)

D) there is no fighting a Polar Bear...  
E) Take your medication on time..

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I would just stand my ground in defiance, throw up my favourite most muscular and die flexing.

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D) Polars bears can easily sprint at 25 miles an hour, they can swim for hours. Basically you are dead.
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I've seen the ads, I would offer him a coke, and he'll leave me alone...

Parker

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E) Take your medication on time..
Well, this was actually a dream I had...
I've seen the ads, I would offer him a coke, and he'll leave me alone...
I thought it was Pepsi?

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I've seen the ads, I would offer him a coke, and he'll leave me alone...

Haha. Best response yet.  :D

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Speaking of tits are you as appalled as I am that people here believe Slacker posted his true pics?

LOL

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option d - ball up in the fetal position and protect your soft posts, but let it bite your back and back your spine, so you can freeze right in the spot you lay.  your remains should be discovered 200 yrs in the future on "When dumb North American's crossed the Polar Ice Caps with no Gats." ???

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Concealed carry.  If I was in polar bear territory, I would be carrying something big enough to put one down.