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Re: Quote By Expert On Chimpanzees.
« Reply #75 on: July 31, 2011, 09:32:56 AM »
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Re: Quote By Expert On Chimpanzees.
« Reply #76 on: July 31, 2011, 09:34:33 AM »
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Re: Quote By Expert On Chimpanzees.
« Reply #78 on: July 31, 2011, 09:37:58 AM »
Hey there where ya goin',
Not exactly knowin'
Who says you have to call just one place home.
He's goin' everywhere,
B.J. McKay and his best friend Bear.

He just keeps on movin',
Ladies keep improvin'
Every day is better than the last.
New dreams and better scenes,
And best of all I don't pay property tax.

Rollin' down to Dallas,
Who's providin' my palace,
Off to New Orleans or who knows where.
Places new and ladies, too,
I'm B.J. McKay and this is my best friend Bear.


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Re: Quote By Expert On Chimpanzees.
« Reply #79 on: July 31, 2011, 09:38:56 AM »

cheetah still going strong  :)


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Re: Quote By Expert On Chimpanzees.
« Reply #80 on: July 31, 2011, 09:44:15 AM »
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Re: Quote By Expert On Chimpanzees.
« Reply #82 on: July 31, 2011, 09:54:17 AM »
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you should've put a picture of big ronnie coleman there.. his big black glutes  ;D

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Re: Quote By Expert On Chimpanzees.
« Reply #83 on: July 31, 2011, 10:37:44 AM »
Why is the latest POTA cashin in on Tarzish? >:(

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Re: Quote By Expert On Chimpanzees.
« Reply #84 on: July 31, 2011, 12:23:40 PM »
I'm calling bull shit on the "stronger than 3 linebackers" .. the males are VERY strong but not THAT strong


Y0U 0BVI0USLY D0N'T KN0W WHAT CHIMPS CAN D0. 0NE CHIMP CAN TAKE 0N 5 LINEBACKERS AND TEAR THEM APART LIMP BY LIMP.

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Re: Quote By Expert On Chimpanzees.
« Reply #85 on: July 31, 2011, 12:25:00 PM »
This thread needs this quote

Oh helllnaw B.  I'm gonna send my mufuckin pet chimp on a flight down there asap to strighten shit out over there.

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Re: Quote By Expert On Chimpanzees.
« Reply #86 on: July 31, 2011, 12:29:24 PM »
Y0U 0BVI0USLY D0N'T KN0W WHAT CHIMPS CAN D0. 0NE CHIMP CAN TAKE 0N 5 LINEBACKERS AND TEAR THEM APART LIMP BY LIMP.


Err no...they have decent pulling strength but no real tests have ever backed up these strength claims.
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Re: Quote By Expert On Chimpanzees.
« Reply #87 on: July 31, 2011, 12:33:39 PM »

Err no...they have decent pulling strength but no real tests have ever backed up these strength claims.

STRENGTH IN LIFTING A BARBELL AND TEARING LIMPS ARE TW0 DIFFERENT THINGS. THE CHIMP T0RE THE W0MEN'S FINGERS APART WITH HIS FUCKING BARE HANDS? N0 HUMAN CAN D0 THAT WITH HIS BARE HANDS. HE G0T HIT WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER 8 TIMES. ANYWAYS, I'M N0T G0ING T0 ARGUE WITH Y0U. Y0U'RE A PLAIN M0R0N.

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Re: Quote By Expert On Chimpanzees.
« Reply #88 on: July 31, 2011, 12:44:55 PM »
STRENGTH IN LIFTING A BARBELL AND TEARING LIMPS ARE TW0 DIFFERENT THINGS. THE CHIMP T0RE THE W0MEN'S FINGERS APART WITH HIS FUCKING BARE HANDS? N0 HUMAN CAN D0 THAT WITH HIS BARE HANDS. HE G0T HIT WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER 8 TIMES. ANYWAYS, I'M N0T G0ING T0 ARGUE WITH Y0U. Y0U'RE A PLAIN M0R0N.



16 year old girls have broken handcuffs on high on angel dust, you remove mental control mechanisms, you get weird feats. I hit anything in the head with a sledgehammer it's got no skull left, what are you arguing? That's got metal bones lol. Why don't you shut your mouth you ill educated fucking gimp. Assbruise, ass by name ass by nature.
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Re: Quote By Expert On Chimpanzees.
« Reply #89 on: July 31, 2011, 12:49:51 PM »


16 year old girls have broken handcuffs on high on angel dust, you remove mental control mechanisms, you get weird feats. I hit anything in the head with a sledgehammer it's got no skull left, what are you arguing? That's got metal bones lol. Why don't you shut your mouth you ill educated fucking gimp. Assbruise, ass by name ass by nature.

UNEDUCATED HUH? 16 YEAR 0LD GIRLS HAVE T0RE S0ME0NE'S LIMBS BEF0RE? ST0P HERE PLEASE.

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Re: Quote By Expert On Chimpanzees.
« Reply #90 on: July 31, 2011, 12:55:22 PM »
UNEDUCATED HUH? 16 YEAR 0LD GIRLS HAVE T0RE S0ME0NE'S LIMBS BEF0RE? ST0P HERE PLEASE.


Little chimps have broken handcuffs before? Lifted cars?

I have a pet hyena, i rescued it from the wild when backpacking through Africa and i would bet one standard en/us keyboard that it would kill a chimp in seconds, maybe even micro seconds if i didn't feed it for a few days. Hyena is like a big really strong dog, a chimp couldn't even kill a strong dog.
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Re: Quote By Expert On Chimpanzees.
« Reply #91 on: July 31, 2011, 01:12:41 PM »

Little chimps have broken handcuffs before? Lifted cars?

I have a pet hyena, i rescued it from the wild when backpacking through Africa and i would bet one standard en/us keyboard that it would kill a chimp in seconds, maybe even micro seconds if i didn't feed it for a few days. Hyena is like a big really strong dog, a chimp couldn't even kill a strong dog.

ARE Y0U TR0LLING ME? I CAN'T TELL. ARE Y0U IMPLYING A CHIMP IS WEAKER THAN A GIRL? I SAID CHIMPS HAVE T0RE 0FF LIMPS BEF0RE. S0METHING N0 HUMAN CAN D0. READ MY P0ST Y0U DUMB FUCK. I'VE SAID THIS THREE TIMES ALREADY.

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Re: Quote By Expert On Chimpanzees.
« Reply #92 on: July 31, 2011, 01:14:47 PM »
ARE Y0U TR0LLING ME? I CAN'T TELL. ARE Y0U IMPLYING A CHIMP IS WEAKER THAN A GIRL? I SAID CHIMPS HAVE T0RE 0FF LIMPS BEF0RE. S0METHING N0 HUMAN CAN D0. READ MY P0ST Y0U DUMB FUCK. I'VE SAID THIS THREE TIMES ALREADY.


I'm saying your a girl and i woild fuck you and your little chimp to death.

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Re: Quote By Expert On Chimpanzees.
« Reply #93 on: July 31, 2011, 01:24:41 PM »

I'm saying your a #girl and i woild fuck you and your little chimp to death.

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Y0U DREAM 0F FUCKING CHIMPS.  ??? Y0U SICK FUCK.

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Re: Quote By Expert On Chimpanzees.
« Reply #94 on: July 31, 2011, 01:25:12 PM »
If it's me vs. a chimp I win 100% of the time...No fucking chimp is kicking my ass not even (insert name of random getbigger)
Everyone knows chimps don't have ground game.. ::)


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Re: Quote By Expert On Chimpanzees.
« Reply #95 on: July 31, 2011, 01:37:22 PM »

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Re: Quote By Expert On Chimpanzees.
« Reply #96 on: August 01, 2011, 09:20:14 AM »
4 page thread on chimps but no a single post from dr.chimps ???

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Re: Quote By Expert On Chimpanzees.
« Reply #97 on: August 01, 2011, 12:19:16 PM »
4 page thread on chimps but no a single post from dr.chimps ???
good point.

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Re: Quote By Expert On Chimpanzees.
« Reply #98 on: August 02, 2011, 01:38:13 AM »
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