Why Jessica Simpson is my dream girl

[flinstones1]

Same thing I would have done. Nothing turns me on more then a girl that has good manors. It tells me she had a good childhood and parents that taught her how to be a proper woman. Of course in the bedroom that can all be overlooked.

lol we have similar tastes. Nothing sexier than a good little daddy's girl who knows how to take it like a champ.

[Coach is Back!]

What a woman! hahahahaha

Seriously Howard, you'd have a problem with THIS farting under the sheets? You've got problems Howie. She could shit under the sheets and I wouldn't even flinch..hahaha.

[The Abdominal Snoman]

Any self respecting Italian man would run for the hills from any women who admits to farting under the sheets. That's a dominate trait. Not anything a woman should talk about on film. This idiot Jessica really thinks she is going to marry and last with a pro sports guy? Come on, that shit might be cute once in the bedroom but it's never cute on film.

[Howard]

Any girl who is that hot can admit they fart.
Most fat, ugly girls fart a lot more but can't admit it.
After a few beers you might consider hooking up with chunky fugly babe for a quicky.
BUT, if you know her ass stinks AND she is fat and ugly, even the most horny men will  say no way.

[Nails]

I think she is banging!
Tony Homo thought otherwise

[Howard]

I think she is banging!
Tony Homo thought otherwise

I'd bang here even if she was wearing a Ron Aviden mask. 

[deadz]

Seriously Howard, you'd have a problem with THIS farting under the sheets? You've got problems Howie. She could shit under the sheets and I wouldn't even flinch..hahaha.

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