Author Topic: 500lb heavy bag - god, i want this bag :P (Read 16968 times)

Army of One · « **Reply #75 on:** September 01, 2011, 06:07:53 PM »

lol at Cumdrizzle talking about getting guys in headlocks and making them tapout, everytime I see a streetfight go to the ground it ends with one of them getting stamped on til they are unconcious,Ive seen a fight where a guy went to the ground then ended up with his nose and an ear bitten off, numerous fights outside clubs where once it goes to the ground one of the guys is going to get his skull caved in by one of the groups of friends.This idiot doesnt live in reality, this is the tactics which work in a streetfight, which nearly always is against more than one, keep moving back and picking them off.

che · « **Reply #76 on:** September 01, 2011, 06:09:40 PM »

Quote from: Army of One on September 01, 2011, 06:07:53 PM

lol at Cumdrizzle talking about getting guys in headlocks and making them tapout, everytime I see a streetfight go to the ground it ends with one of them getting stamped on til they are unconcious,Ive seen a fight where a guy went to the ground then ended up with his nose and an ear bitten off, numerous fights outside clubs where once it goes to the ground one of the guys is going to get his skull caved in by one of the groups of friends.This idiot doesnt live in reality, this is the tactics which work in a streetfight, whih nearly always is against more than one, keep moving back and picking them off.

Army of One knows his street fighting .

bradistani · « **Reply #77 on:** September 01, 2011, 06:11:29 PM »

Quote from: Army of One on September 01, 2011, 06:07:53 PM

lol at Cumdrizzle talking about getting guys in headlocks and making them tapout, everytime I see a streetfight go to the ground it ends with one of them getting stamped on til they are unconcious,Ive seen a fight where a guy went to the ground then ended up with his nose and an ear bitten off, numerous fights outside clubs where once it goes to the ground one of the guys is going to get his skull caved in by one of the groups of friends.This idiot doesnt live in reality, this is the tactics which work in a streetfight, which nearly always is against more than one, keep moving back and picking them off.

the fucker in white got dropped twice.. the second time a right beauty

Maddy · « **Reply #78 on:** September 01, 2011, 06:12:02 PM »

poor tbomz
no fighting skillz
bad steroid connection
dismal future in life
unrespected on
the internet

CalvinH · « **Reply #79 on:** September 02, 2011, 05:34:45 AM »

Quote from: tbombz on September 01, 2011, 05:56:24 PM

kid has some impressive coordination and reflexes but at 140lbs i would literally knock his body up into the air when i hit him

If you could hit him.

YngiweRhoads · « **Reply #80 on:** September 02, 2011, 07:46:05 AM »

Quote from: slaveboy1980 on August 29, 2011, 06:41:10 PM

There is cocaine inside

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #81 on:** September 02, 2011, 07:50:47 AM »

Quote from: Army of One on September 01, 2011, 06:07:53 PM

lol at Cumdrizzle talking about getting guys in headlocks and making them tapout, everytime I see a streetfight go to the ground it ends with one of them getting stamped on til they are unconcious,Ive seen a fight where a guy went to the ground then ended up with his nose and an ear bitten off, numerous fights outside clubs where once it goes to the ground one of the guys is going to get his skull caved in by one of the groups of friends.This idiot doesnt live in reality, this is the tactics which work in a streetfight, which nearly always is against more than one, keep moving back and picking them off.

he was 3-19 as a heavyweight wrestler on junior varsity, don't fuck with him.

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #82 on:** September 02, 2011, 07:55:25 AM »

I saw a 500lb black bag blocking an aisle in the grocery store today.....she also stank.

Big Worm · « **Reply #83 on:** September 02, 2011, 08:20:19 AM »

Quote from: Johnny Falcon on August 31, 2011, 06:58:21 PM

lol

LOL ? Shouldn't you be in the backyard waiting for a U.F.O. to pick you up.?

Ursus · « **Reply #84 on:** September 02, 2011, 10:54:18 AM »

Quote from: CalvinH on September 02, 2011, 05:34:45 AM

If you could hit him.

x100000000

By that rationale T-Bombz I would send you flying into the air if I hit you.

Also most big guys (myself included) cannot come close to punching their weight. A guy who has boxed competitively for 15 years is A LOT harder to hit than you will ever imagine. And he WILL punch his weight. bear in mind he is playing about there.

Man of Steel · « **Reply #85 on:** September 02, 2011, 01:20:52 PM »

Your Mom's a 500lb heavy bag.

#1 Klaus fan · « **Reply #86 on:** September 02, 2011, 01:27:18 PM »

Bodyweight is always an advantage. Watch some of those fly-, bantam-, weatherweight boxers and you see how weak most of them are. Difference between them and heavyweight is astonishing.

If a big strong guy fought a small weak boxer this would happen: They would dance around each other because the small guy can't come near the big guy because he would get crushed and the big guy is too slow to catch the small guy.

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #87 on:** September 02, 2011, 01:34:43 PM »

Quote from: #1 Klaus fan on September 02, 2011, 01:27:18 PM

Bodyweight is always an advantage. Watch some of those fly-, bantam-, weatherweight boxers and you see how weak most of them are. Difference between them and heavyweight is astonishing.

If a big strong guy fought a small weak boxer this would happen: They would dance around each other because the small guy can't come near the big guy because he would get crushed and the big guy is too slow to catch the small guy.

They need to get rid of weight classes in boxing and MMA. Whats the point? It's like having a pro basketball league with height divisions...... oh brother.

chaos · « **Reply #88 on:** September 02, 2011, 05:57:33 PM »

Huge difference between boxing, MMA and a streetfight. Anyone versed in fighting on the street will know a fight always starts standing up, a boxers advantage regardless of weight.

tbombz · « **Reply #89 on:** September 02, 2011, 06:08:30 PM »

Quote from: Ursus on September 02, 2011, 10:54:18 AM

x100000000

By that rationale T-Bombz I would send you flying into the air if I hit you.

Also most big guys (myself included) cannot come close to punching their weight. A guy who has boxed competitively for 15 years is A LOT harder to hit than you will ever imagine. And he WILL punch his weight. bear in mind he is playing about there.

your strong enough to knock 245lbs up into the air with a punch ?

chaos · « **Reply #90 on:** September 02, 2011, 06:14:15 PM »

Quote from: tbombz on September 02, 2011, 06:08:30 PM

your strong enough to knock 245lbs up into the air with a punch ?

All flaming aside, serious question......have you ever been punched in the face? Side of the head? Ear shot?

mass 04 · « **Reply #91 on:** September 02, 2011, 06:17:07 PM »

Quote from: chaos on September 02, 2011, 06:14:15 PM

All flaming aside, serious question......have you ever been punched in the face? Side of the head? Ear shot?

Do you mean other then the time he stole $25 from mom and paid a black dude from craigslist to do it, while he gave himself a deep tissue massage?

tbombz · « **Reply #92 on:** September 02, 2011, 06:23:47 PM »

Quote from: chaos on September 02, 2011, 06:14:15 PM

All flaming aside, serious question......have you ever been punched in the face? Side of the head? Ear shot?

yup, a bunch of times. im not a violent person and a couple of times i just let it go, for example when i was in rehab this dude sucker punched me in the side of the head with a battery in his hand. the facility called the police and i told them to go ahead and press charges on the kid.. he escaped from the facility while i was talking to the cops so he wouldnt have to go to juvy. another time i got into an argument with a dude from the gym and he was getting in my face, but he was on the side of me, so i turned to face him and when i did he reacted, punched me in the face. he jumped back after hitting me and started posturing like he was kind of pro boxer, lol. i told him he was an idiot and quoted a verse from the bible about non violence.. he started talking shit and i told him id gladly beat his ass if he wanted to go inside the gym where they teach boxing and put on some gloves cuz i didnt want to do any serious damage. he woudlnt accept my offer. in one of the actual fights i got into, when i actually struck back, the guy ran up on me and threw the first punch, hit me with all he had right i the forhead, lol,. thats when i took him to the ground and choked him untill he started tapping out and the people watching came over and told me to stop.

nobody has ever hit me with enough force to make me mad or even phase me in the slightest, despite the fact many have taken their best shot at doing so and landed squarely on my noggin.

the one time i ever threw a half decent punch at some one, i did it open handed, to the side of his head, we were in a trailer smoking with some friends and thi sguy is always talking shit, i told him we should box then.. when i hit him he literally got thrown across the trailer and crashed into the couch. that was hella funny.. he is a cool dude tho he got up stumbling and smiling, gave me hand shake and from the n on he doesnt talk shit.

chaos · « **Reply #93 on:** September 02, 2011, 06:29:37 PM »

Interesting. So you've never really been in a fight? I don't mean a little altercation, one slap/hit, I mean a fight were you stand toe to toe and punch the fuck out of each other?

LOL @ reciting bible verses after being punched.

Ursus · « **Reply #94 on:** September 02, 2011, 06:36:20 PM »

Quote from: tbombz on September 02, 2011, 06:08:30 PM

your strong enough to knock 245lbs up into the air with a punch ?

Are you strong enough to knock 140lbs in the air?

The answer is 'No' btw.

che · « **Reply #95 on:** September 02, 2011, 06:47:16 PM »

Quote from: chaos on September 02, 2011, 05:57:33 PM

Huge difference between boxing, MMA and a streetfight. Anyone versed in fighting on the street will know a fight always starts standing up, a boxers advantage regardless of weight.

QFT

tbombz · « **Reply #96 on:** September 03, 2011, 09:47:02 AM »

Quote from: chaos on September 02, 2011, 06:29:37 PM

Interesting. So you've never really been in a fight? I don't mean a little altercation, one slap/hit, I mean a fight were you stand toe to toe and punch the fuck out of each other?

LOL @ reciting bible verses after being punched.

im just not the kind of person who gets in fights.. and it would take a big, strong fucker to stand toe to toe with me and go punch for punch and most big dudes dont go around trying to get in fights and are pretty respectful of each other.

Quote from: Ursus on September 02, 2011, 06:36:20 PM

Are you strong enough to knock 140lbs in the air?

The answer is 'No' btw.

easily. if you were trying to imply your twice as strong as i am your an idiot.

Ursus · « **Reply #97 on:** September 03, 2011, 10:59:34 AM »

No you are implying the bigger/stronger guy wins.

I am bigger and stronger than you.

If I hit you on teh chin you would be KO'd and vice versa. Pretty much any male over 16 years of age can KO someone if they hit them on the chin unless they are a boxer.

I know for a fact I could not knock someone in the air with a punch unless they were 15lbs. God knows how you can manage this and every boxer I can think of cannot.

che · « **Reply #98 on:** September 03, 2011, 11:03:52 AM »

Quote from: Ursus on September 03, 2011, 10:59:34 AM

Pretty much any male over 16 years of age can KO someone if they hit them on the chin.

Not true

Quote from: Ursus on September 03, 2011, 10:59:34 AM

unless they are a boxer.

Not true

Ursus · « **Reply #99 on:** September 03, 2011, 11:08:14 AM »

Quote from: che on September 03, 2011, 11:03:52 AM

Not true

Not true

I am speaking in very general terms.

Look how little force (relatively) this guy hits the other guy with and how easily he goes down. I dare say that most 160lb men could knock out most men if the hit them anyway on the chin.