If I were to call Scott Horton it wouldn't be wasted on some geezer .. are you envious of his size ? .. glad to know there are a few people who can stand to be in your company live and in person .. I can see it excites you ... and hey , thanks for noticing my "milestone" .. .. but whatever .. different strokes and all that
Since you're either close to or have entered middle-age, your boobs would be:
a. the sort that one pays for, or if natural
b. the sort that hang so low that in another decade you'll mistake them for bollocks
.. are you envious of his size ?
No, what I envy are things like his gold toothcaps, the neck tats, the combination of ominous mustache, greying ponytale, prominent sideburns and especially the gold medallion reading GUNSLINGA, probably though the type of man you find irresistible, INNIT LUV?
Toodle-oo!