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Watching "Machete"
« on: September 17, 2011, 11:48:32 PM »
Possibly the cheesiest movie I've seen in a long time!

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Re: Watching "Machete"
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2011, 11:51:15 PM »
i thought it was a great movie its meant to be cheesy like the old 70s drive in movies lol

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Re: Watching "Machete"
« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2011, 11:51:48 PM »
Yeah, but it's fun Coach... You will hate it though, lots of illegals in the movie. ;D

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Re: Watching "Machete"
« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2011, 11:52:59 PM »
Hilarious movie.

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Re: Watching "Machete"
« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2011, 11:54:26 PM »
LOL....I'm watching because I know Danny Trejo.

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Re: Watching "Machete"
« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2011, 11:58:39 PM »
 Seriously coach he has made a name for himself as of late. The critics actualy liked that movie to I would have to say last yr was such a shitty year for movies it was proably one of the top 5 movies of the yr. I wonder what your arch nemesis mr 15 thinks about machette

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Re: Watching "Machete"
« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2011, 12:01:07 AM »
Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying its bad, it's just cheesey. lol

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Re: Watching "Machete"
« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2011, 12:44:15 AM »
Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying its bad, it's just cheesey. lol

That was kind of the idea.

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Re: Watching "Machete"
« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2011, 12:55:13 AM »
"And the worst actor nomenee goes to (drum roll)....









...Steven Segal!

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Re: Watching "Machete"
« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2011, 01:26:53 AM »
"And the worst actor nomenee goes to (drum roll)....









...Steven Segal!

Don't laugh at Seagal, I heard he used the "calorie is a calorie" diet to get in shape for this movie.

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Re: Watching "Machete"
« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2011, 05:40:54 AM »
Don't laugh at Seagal, I heard he used the "calorie is a calorie" diet to get in shape for this movie.

i already lauged reading this statement  ;D

btw bought the disc few weeks back,haven't got time to watch it...i bought it after seeing him in predators...i mean danny trejo
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Re: Watching "Machete"
« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2011, 05:48:18 AM »
Cheesiest I would have to say worst!

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Re: Watching "Machete"
« Reply #12 on: September 18, 2011, 06:12:50 AM »
Seeing Lindsay Lohans tits was an added bonus.

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Re: Watching "Machete"
« Reply #13 on: September 18, 2011, 06:15:04 AM »
Seeing Lindsay Lohans tits was an added bonus.

Sadly they used a body double  :-\

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Re: Watching "Machete"
« Reply #14 on: September 18, 2011, 06:42:01 AM »
its a grindhouse genre film you mental midget

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Re: Watching "Machete"
« Reply #15 on: September 18, 2011, 06:47:46 AM »
I fell asleep 3/4 into the movie. Fyi, I NEVER fall asleep during a movie unless I find it to be unbearably boring. :/


LOVED the women in it though. Especially Michelle Rodriguez !!!!!!!!!!!! She's my fav. !!!!!!!!!

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Re: Watching "Machete"
« Reply #16 on: September 18, 2011, 07:07:02 AM »
Possibly the cheesiest movie I've seen in a long time!

I would never watch that garbage after the shit I read about it.

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Re: Watching "Machete"
« Reply #17 on: September 18, 2011, 08:06:06 AM »
Possibly the cheesiest movie I've seen in a long time!
steve segal all cheese all the time.
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Re: Watching "Machete"
« Reply #18 on: September 18, 2011, 08:09:00 AM »
Possibly the cheesiest b e a n e r-est movie I've seen in a long time!

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Re: Watching "Machete"
« Reply #19 on: September 18, 2011, 08:57:42 AM »
LOL can't go wrong having Steven Segal as the main villain!

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Re: Watching "Machete"
« Reply #20 on: September 18, 2011, 11:03:18 AM »
Sadly they used a body double  :-\

looked like Lindsay to me ???

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