Years ago I used to work in a cubicle office situation - me, two other guys and about 20 women. I was pretty seriously into my training at the time. All the women were doing diets and talking non stop about calories, chocolate, guilt, purging, lemon detox, enemas etc etc. They then decided to have a diet contest - over about 10 weeks - who could lose the most weight. I was pretty big at the time and carrying some extra poundage and the other two guys were just normal physiques but we basically got told we had to participate also. Funnily enough - the prize of the biggest weight loss they decided would be a giant Toblerone. Anyways - over the course of the next three months, there were many tears and tantrums - the usual. I decided that instead of losing weight I would see how much I could gain while losing fat. So end of 10 weeks we had the weigh in. If i remember they were all really excited and most of them had not lost anything much but one or two had managed like 4 or 5 pounds and were hysterically excited about it. Then I stepped up - I had managed to gain about 30 pounds (but had lost fat - no one really had noticed coz i wore a suit at work). I was weighing about 300 pounds at the time (I was also doing a cycle haha). They were ripping in to me about how fat i was and how my diet was disgusting etc etc). So just for a laugh I said something like - let we weigh in again - this time I'll take my jacket and shirt off. Remember this is in front of 20 women. Everyone's laughing and poking fun. Took my top off - standing there flexed and pretty decent shape. Should of seen the looks i got - pure hatred and envy. They gave me the toblerone by the way. From that day on they pretty much never talked about dieting in front of me again thankfully. One of the only times in my life when I let my 20 inch guns do the talking...
