Did you ever fuck a fitness chick ?

[Rammstein]

Dated a Miss galaxy competitor.....holy fuck, you guys think i have a big ego.......I was Gandhi compared to this chick.

The day I left her i wake up and she's staring in the mirror at herself...like not trying to hide it or anything, and she says..."you know...you are so lucky, I really am perfect".

"yeah...that's great and all.....but we need to talk" 

Just because I watched Seinfeld this morning.

Did you give her the "It's not you, it's me routine" a la George:

or did you tell her the truth?

[no one]

i dated a girl who was in playboy for a summer 2 years ago. one of the most down to earth and most fun, easygoing, low maintenance chicks i have ever met.

guess for every 5 horror stories theres bound to be a good one.

[ChopperRider]

I dated a fitness chick that used to videotape herself masturbating in front of a mirrot and then watch it by herself later.

I suppose there is a certain Getbig irony to masturbating to a video of you masturbating while you're watching yourself masturbating.

Hmmm...

[Dr Dutch]

I dated a fitness chick that used to videotape herself masturbating in front of a mirrot and then watch it by herself later.

You often have dreams like that ?

[Hulkotron]

I dated a fitness chick that used to videotape herself masturbating in front of a mirrot and then watch it by herself later.

I suppose there is a certain Getbig irony to masturbating to a video of you masturbating while you're watching yourself masturbating.

Hmmm...

If you have copies you should post them here.

[no one]

Groink, it was ridiculous.  I later dated a beautiful college educated girl who was allegedly modeling in Manhattan, and auditioning for acting, while working in an off Broadway production.  I met her while I was out having a few drinks with a friend in NYC, and she approached my friend and asked about me.  I did not think she was tall enough to model, but she had a face and eyes that could launch ships.  I get poetic when I'm somewhat inebriated, and I told her exactly what I just said.

She seemed bright enough, and was very anxious to see me, even going so far as to take the train in to Philly to see me, and take it back the same night, as Philly was a bit of a drive for me at the time, so she couldn't stay with me.  Great first date, and picking her up at the train station was like a scene out of a movie.  She is dressed to the nines when I pick her up and dudes are just hawking this stunner in the blue dress.  Looking back, I should have paid closer attention at dinner, because she drank like a fish, merely moved the food around her plate, and smoked a few cigarettes (the only reason she didn't smoke more was because I told her how much I hated them, and that my grandfather used to have a saying in Italian that essentially translated to "only whores smoke cigarettes"--how right he was).

A let a few weeks go by, and a lot of intelligent conversation on the phone, I come up to see her in Manhattan, and I stay at the Parker Meridian (best brunch and burger in the city--I didn't really like the burger, but the brunch is insane, and even their French bistro "Seppi's" is top notch).

We go for a walk in the park after she meets me in the lobby of my hotel, and she says to me:  "I want you to know that I'm not an easy girl, and we are not having sex this weekend."

Me:  "I didn't ask to have sex with you, and I even got a suite so in case you crash at the hotel, you can have the couch."

"The couch?"

"Uhhh...I didn't pay for a suite for me to sleep on the couch."

Of course, her telling me that we were NOT having sex meant that she was going to jump my bones after dinner while we were drinking some Triolet champagne in my room.

It is NEVER good when you finish having a very good (not great) session, and the girl starts to cry telling you that you think she is a slut, and that she can't believe she let this happen.

Here is where the psycho shit starts to happen.  A month later, she fucking MOVES to be closer to me, because I had told her on the phone that the long distance thing wasn't working for me, and because of my busy job, I would not be able to see her more than once a month, once every two weeks at best.

I continue to see her, because she moved to be with her family in a very lucrative business, and she realized that she wasn't going to make it big (seemed sensible, as her family had a huge business, and she seemed to have a good head on her shoulders).  I was dead wrong.  I used to stay at her condo some weekends, and I start to realize that she is depressed, severely so.  Plus, she drinks like a fish all of the time, and compounds her problems.  This cycle repeats itself for a while, I try to help her, but she refuses help.  

I break up with her, and she acted like a scene from a movie.  Throwing dishes, sobbing, and then says:  "You made me give up my career to move down here!!!  I fucking hate you.  You are a control freak!!!  You can't manipulate me any more"

I start to laugh, because this girl has gone completely looney tunes on me, and I say:  "I never asked you to move here.  Shit, I didn't want you to move here."

This was the only girl I ever dated that I grew to despise.  She took the fun out of everything being so depressed.  Here she was a legitimate 9 on anyone's scale (more like a 10, even to me), would let you do anything you wanted to her, and even that was NO fun.

GH15 is right, stay away from americano whores.



  

look up borderline personality disorder.

[SilverSpoon]

No one, she was just clinically depressed, thought she could beat it on her own, and had a general practitioner prescribing her drugs (GP's have no business handling cases of depression, and should always refer to a psychiatrist with another referral to a psychologist, but that is another story).

Fast forward a few years, and I run into her, only this time I am married for about one year.  She has the nerve to call me late on Christmas Eve (she knew I'd be up going to midnight Mass or at my grandmother's for the seven fishes--I had erased her number, so I had no idea who it was, and let it go to voicemail).

Well, her message was like a roller coaster of how beautiful my wife is, how I am such a great guy, how I deserve the best life has to offer, how she needed to mature, to how she hated me, how I am so manipulative, how she gave up everything for me, to Merry Christmas.

[D.O.U.P]

No, but I DID save on CAR INSURANCE.

Actually yes I have. Now ive been known to blabber big time but this slizut WOULD NOT SHUT UP...even after i told her twice "shut up"

[Hulkotron]

Try a third time

[JOCKTHEGLIDE]

YOU FELLAS,,,know how stupid and ridiculous you all sound like 

yeah,,,i fucked a fitness,,chick she was,,,uhhh allelengendly ,,,fitness

i fucked them all,,,in the bodybuilding,,cult,,,nothing special

[Parker]

SilverSpoon, that crying after sex---that was on Archer last week...made me think of that...funny how women cry after they do dumb shit like that, like they were "made" to do it...

[Hulkotron]

What is "Archer"? 
Yes, that should have been a sign to run the fuck the other way.  But no, my morals kicked in and I tried to help out a lost soul that actually wanted to stay lost. 
Growing up, you figure out that many people don't want help and revel in the fact that they are miserable and alone.  But then they complain about how they are miserable and alone, a good guy comes along and treats them right, they treat him like shit, if he's not a simp he leaves her ass, and the cycle continues...

x2 pro post above.

[indie-lad]

anyone know who this chick is and where it was taken?

I want to know too!!

[MuscleMcMannus]

Ask Isaac Hinds supposedly he has fucked A LOT of them.  

[johnnynoname]

btw, has anyone mention that fitness chicks are just strippers but with more "legitimacy"


Also, to go back to my point about fitness girls and there willingness to sleep with guys solely for drugs.  Just know that whenever you see a fitness girl dating a bodybuilder then that bodybuilder has REALLY GOOD SHIT

[che]

Fitness chicks are Einstein  compared to young ,naive ,retarded  upcoming models that I fucked in South Beach.

[DroppingPlates]

anyone know who this chick is and where it was taken?

Taken in an Apple store, that's all I know

[Parker]

What is "Archer"? 
Yes, that should have been a sign to run the fuck the other way.  But no, my morals kicked in and I tried to help out a lost soul that actually wanted to stay lost. 
Growing up, you figure out that many people don't want help and revel in the fact that they are miserable and alone.  But then they complain about how they are miserable and alone, a good guy comes along and treats them right, they treat him like shit, if he's not a simp he leaves her ass, and the cycle continues...

Archer is a cartoon on FX, funny as shit, dude screws a chick (a receptionist at his Spy Agency), and she says he turns women into whores...
You can find the first two seasons on Amazon or you can watch them for free other places...

I have been in that in that lost woman scenario---when I should have been with another chick, and that was the effing kicker! When you miss something good, because you spent your time with the wrong one...

[indie-lad]

Taken in an Apple store, that's all I know

You just gotta love the ol' Getbig detectives!!

[240 is Back]

She was using clenbuterol at the time, and told me she didn't realize that it wasn't over the counter. 

LOL!

[DroppingPlates]

You just gotta love the ol' Getbig detectives!!

 

[El Diablo Blanco]

Taken in an Apple store, that's all I know

Bunch of stone cold virgins in that video.  I would be hunched over that bitch showing her how to use a mouse.

Have to say though.  Her tall friend is better.

[Hulkotron]

Taken in an Apple store, that's all I know

"Breath, stretch, pose, let it go."

[Parker]

Parker, I was at the lowest point of my life.  I had broken up with a chick I was head over heels for, because her parents hated us together, and she had no backbone.  I figured I would rather have the pain of a couple months, than the pain of 35 years (about how long they had left to live).

So, I was between two beautiful americano whores.  Terrible people, the both of them.  One was because of the abuse she dished out on herself.  The other due to being sexually abused as a child.  The second one was like Marilyn Monroe hot, but again, refused to acknowledge the elephant in the room, and would not get the necessary help.  Allegedly, I was the only non-family member she told this to, but when I recommended she deal with the issue, I was an asshole that was trying to be her Dad.  I only proved her right about all men being assholes when I broke it off.

IN essence, I did a lot of growing up between summer of '03 to winter of '05.  3 crazy relationships with a couple side dishes thrown in to give my life a healthy dose of fun.  Granted, it was empty fun, but fun nonetheless.

You're prolly not the only non member that she told that to...You'd be surprised at how many them "freaky" chicks have been abused...by fathers, brothers, uncles...And then there the stepfathers...Imagine if you are a mother and come home to find your husband with your daughter's legs on his shoulders?



that Apple store girl looks to be about 14-15...  

[DroppingPlates]

that Apple store girl looks to be about 14-15...  

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