2011 Sheru Classic - Surprise - Results the same as the Olympia

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The Man With No Spine




There once was a man without a spine.

He was a very likable guy. The advantage of not having a spine was that he could fit himself to anyone, and he frequently did. He could flex this way and that.

But he couldn't stand up ...

...and being kinda mushy and flat most of the time, people often walked on him without realizing he was there.

So he got sad, having this dreadful absence of a spine, and he was resentful too. He wondered why other people couldn't fit themselves to him the way he fit himself to others, but that was silly because he never felt he had the right to ask anyone directly to fit themselves to him. He was formless, what was there to fit to anyway? In cyberspace he talked tough as if he had a spine, but people could clearly see by his rage and resentment that he didn't have one in real life, and he perished in the flame wars he provoked and only came out feeling more ashamed and ineffectual.

He wished he could be with a woman, to help him the way a spine would. If he clung to a woman with a spine, he could stand up, but women didn't like it when he did that. He often called them "bitches" for the women with spines coldly asked him to let go of them, or unceremoniously shrugged him and his issues off onto the ground telling him to get his own spine.

If he fancied a spineless woman, on the other hand, he couldn't get her interest because they were looking for men with spines that they could cling to. But the spineless women would hang around with him for sympathy, and he'd be their platonic male friend and play "therapist" though he was as sick as they were. He'd often call himself a "feminist" and lecture these spineless women how to stand on their own when he had no idea of how to stand for himself.

With all the bending and flopping around he did, a spine never could get a chance to grow.

Then one day he had a brainstorm, he decided he'd make himself a spine.

He took a long stick.... and he put it far up his ass.

It was an improvement, though uncomfortable. It was the first time in his life he could walk tall, if not a bit stiff. He found he could have opinions at odds with others, and stand for them. He found out that he didn't have to be liked, that the world didn't end if he pissed someone off. He didn't want to fit easily with other people anymore, in fact he became inflexible.

People commented on the change, some people didn't particularly like him with the stick up his ass but they did notice him more. Some people felt that at least they could respect him, even if they didn't always like him because he did less whining. At least nobody stepped on him by accident.

However relationships still didn't come easy, it was hard for a woman with a spine to love him with the stick up his ass. He was stiff, cold, brutally opinionated, condescending, and self-righteously hostile. But eventually he did attract a very pretty woman without a spine who saw him as a tower of strength to cling to.

At first he loved this woman, he thought the stick up his ass was the answer to his dating problems. He was finally being loved the way he once loved others. At first it was great, and then it was good, and then it was ok, and then it was uncomfortable, and by the end of a year it was infuriatingly suffocating. The spineless woman clung like a straightjacket. The horror!!! The horror!!!

But the stick up his ass made him so inflexible he didn't know how to get the spineless woman off of him, If only he could bend. He was trapped, upright in his "obligations", "duty to her", "guilt", "pride in his commitment", he spent months with his arms helplessly flapping about trying to get her off of him and trying not to look like he was doing that.

He was hoping that she would leave by hinting her indirectly, he used sarcasic tones, said mean things that were "just a joke", neglect, "constructive" criticism intended to insult. He only made the spineless woman feel more insecure, so she clung HARDER.

Spineless men envied him, called him a jerk for the way he was treating her, just the way he remembered how he used to envy other men before he had the stick up his ass (when he'd play consoler to their teary-eyed spineless girlfreinds). If only they knew what it was like to be on the receiving end of a spineless person's embrace they'd understand. He wished she'd leave him for one of the spineless men who envied him. He felt ashamed for the way he must have made women feel in the past when he was trying to cling to them, he knew that they weren't so evil after all.

One day he decided that there was only one way to be free of the spineless woman once and for all, the stick up his ass had to go.

So he pulled the stick out, and to his amazement a miracle happened: he was still standing! All of the years of inflexibility allowed him the chance to grow a spine. At first he was still a bit stiff but eventually he had the flexibility to contort a bit and yet maintained the firmness to struggle, push, and wriggle from the spineless woman's grasp (though she protested much). He stayed far out of her reach and the reach of other spineless women so that he could never be grasped by one again.

He was overjoyed with his new-found freedom; he could bend sometimes like he used to (but not too far) and also he could stand tall. He went out, partied, enjoyed life to the fullest, and eventually found a woman with a normal spine like his.

They stood together as separate individuals giving mutual support and enjoying time alone too, and lived (relatively) "happily ever after"...

Che, are you implying that Ron has no backbone? 

[GroinkTropin]

So I take it Vic didn't get top5 or did he? If he got screwed, surely someone has pictures to back up why they thought he or anyone else should have placed higher? Where are the comparison photos? All I see is bickering back and forth 

[Ron]

i don't need to see your men in thongs collection, am talking about cheryl brown's curves (FIGURE) vs some of those straight up and down boards in figure who win because they are connected. I know you can't comment on the subjec

You do know that Cheryl Brown manager is FMG Management, aka J.M.    Just because you like her cruves doesnt mean others do.  She is good, but not my forte.  Hence, my opinion like yours.

Ron is throwing out all individual freedom and opinion to appease the higher schmoes on top. Its pretty pathetic. If a contest is judge poorly or a competitor looks like shit, they should be called out. Why should we keep silent when a contest is blatantly judged poorly?

Complain all you want, not a problem on who places where. It is when some of you, and that is a very small minority start attacking and using this board for your agenda.  Get it in your head, it isnt here for your agenda. It is here for us to enjoy.

He was a very likable guy. The advantage of not having a spine was that he could fit himself to anyone, and he frequently did. He could flex this way and that.

Frankly, I dont care if people like me or not. I enjoy what I do, and I enjoy the NPC/IFBB. In any given moment, you are always going have some people unhappy at anything.  They are the same people complain to soup is too cold after they put ice in it. Whatever. 

[OneMoreRep]

Folks,

Within this thread, Ron just proved that it is possible for a Jewish man to have a bigger penis than a black man.

Now, put away your penis Ron, it is way too big for these kids to handle.

"1"

[SF1900]

Ron, when you dont complain and speak up, things to stay the same. That is why bodybuilding is shit and bbers are pumping themselves full of all sorts of drugs because the judging as well as the companies that support bbing are shit. I guess you like to keep the status quo and don't like change 

At the end of the day, whether or not bbing turns to shit really doesnt affect me. However, I have every right on a public forum to speak my mind. If you don't like it, then don't make it a public forum.

[G_Thang]

You do know that Cheryl Brown manager is FMG Management, aka J.M.    Just because you like her cruves doesnt mean others do.  She is good, but not my forte.  Hence, my opinion like yours.

Well, where is her comic book?

I know you aint interested.  You jews  stick together.  you would pick stern over her. 

chepanzee called you spineless.  you got any room in time-out for that chimp?

[whitewidow]

they did a good job of hiding jays black and blue mark Tear bad inject whatever you guys want to believe. Not sure why kai got robbed again

should of been

1.Phil Heath
2. Kai greene
3. Jay Cuttler

Kai still looked good in all his poses except ron is right he was holding more water and his midsection was a tad more bloated than at the O. if only Kai could improve on his midsection He would be a serious threat. he already is a threat. I think he comes into contest a little to roided up. wich is fine if you dont have a problem with test face or gut distention unfortunately kai has both his face is always bloated and so is his gutt but other than that he is almost perfection. he could also be a little dryer and grainier but in order for that look he might have to drop a few pounds.

[20inch calves]

Vic got screwed HARD today.

Cutler has received more major contest gifts than all other bodybuilders COMBINED.

how do vic fans not get it. he looks soft even when he is lean. he is impressive but can't get in shape. he has a doughy look to his muscle

[The Grim Lifter]

they did a good job of hiding jays black and blue mark Tear bad inject whatever you guys want to believe. Not sure why kai got robbed again

should of been

1.Phil Heath
2. Kai greene
3. Jay Cuttler

Kai still looked good in all his poses except ron is right he was holding more water and his midsection was a tad more bloated than at the O. if only Kai could improve on his midsection He would be a serious threat. he already is a threat. I think he comes into contest a little to roided up. wich is fine if you dont have a problem with test face or gut distention unfortunately kai has both his face is always bloated and so is his gutt but other than that he is almost perfection. he could also be a little dryer and grainier but in order for that look he might have to drop a few pounds.

Kai should do a Dorian. He has more than enough mass to beat Heath. He has to match him on condition even if he drops 20 pounds.

[Wiggs]

Folks,

Within this thread, Ron just proved that it is possible for a Jewish man to have a bigger penis than a black man.

Now, put away your penis Ron, it is way too big for these kids to handle.

"1"

Ron didnt prove a god damn thing, get off his dick and get on mine sugartits.

[Mr. Magoo]

I'm not really sure what this thread is about

but I like it

[MB]

The Olympia should be the last show of the year, the Super Bowl.  Any shows after that are glorified guest posings, especially when you're asking guys to take a 24 hour flight and compete the next week.

[epic_alien]

Language and comprehension is clearly not one of your better attributes...
About a week ago (look it up), i wrote that i spoke to Jay about how the post Olympia shows are judged....this is what i was referring to. That converstation...not, yeah i talked to jay and he agrees...thats shit you just said and came up with on your own...

My god, some of you guys....

dude let it go with your fake in depth convo you said you had with jay and phil a few weeks ago. your a cool guy and i enjoy your posts, but your ploy to not divulge what you claimed you spoke about from the get go was your plan so you could keep trying to bring up that supposed convo up on any issue regarding jay from now on to try and remain relevant as if you are a insider with info we just dont know about.

just let it go. smoke some weed and go looking for a job  later on this week. you have been on a downward spiral from what ive read from you, and its time to get your head back on straight dude.

[EwaBeachBoy]

Well, where is her comic book?

I know you aint interested.  You jews  stick together.  you would pick stern over her. 

chepanzee called you spineless.  you got any room in time-out for that chimp?

F U G -Thang!

You weren't "chosen" for a reason   (Seth Rogen)

[dyslexic]

Is this where im supposed to back track?   
Its not happening...exactly would you tell him? Everything i said is 100% true. You wanna assume shit and look like an idiot, its on you...

Hey Wiggs, believe it or not, he and I text. Lana is one of my best friends. I'm just messing around with you. I don't care either way, but Lana is his greatest fan and she lives right next to me. Would you like to see pictures of me and Jay together? Or, me and Lana together?

It aint' no thing, I'm just chimin' in on the fun.

[Swlabr]

Who's Lana?

[no one]

OK madatory 5 minute food break for everyone!!

holy fuck.

[deadz]

Hey Wiggs, believe it or not, he and I text. Lana is one of my best friends. I'm just messing around with you. I don't care either way, but Lana is his greatest fan and she lives right next to me. Would you like to see pictures of me and Jay together? Or, me and Lana together?

It aint' no thing, I'm just chimin' in on the fun.

"Wiggs" would like us all to believe Jay actually acknowledges him and takes the time to discuss contests, training, etc.. The reality is that Jay probably wonders why this fat, red eyed, stoned, pest continuously stalks him at midnight when he is training. Jay probably writes him off as a schmoe, which is true, and has a good laugh with Kerry about "Wiggs" from GetBig when he gets home.