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pedro01

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Heart Attack
« on: September 30, 2011, 02:03:07 PM »
I dropped my lad off to the physio today - he's still having trouble after a nasty arm break...

Anyway - I thought I'd top up on caffeine whilst I waited. I went downstairs to Starbucks, got me a coffee and headed over to the empty black sofa they had there.

I sat down and heard a weird 'squeaky' sound - a bit like a loud mouse in distress. I looked left to where the noise came from and found myself looking straight into a pair of eyes... Fuck me, did I NOT expect that. I have to admit, I let out a bit of a yelp myself.

So next time ladies - if you are going to wear a black Burqa with mere slits for eyeholes, can you not sit on a black sofa because next time I may end up sitting in your fucking lap.

Thank you.
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Re: Heart Attack
« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2011, 02:15:57 PM »
Did you hit it?
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pedro01

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Re: Heart Attack
« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2011, 02:20:54 PM »
Hit it? I wouldn't even know how to open it.
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Re: Heart Attack
« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2011, 02:25:11 PM »
What was that woman doing sitting ... Stupid fuking terrorist whore should now her place and stand every time a man enters a room
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Re: Heart Attack
« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2011, 02:27:23 PM »
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Re: Heart Attack
« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2011, 02:27:59 PM »
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Re: Heart Attack
« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2011, 02:45:08 PM »






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Re: Heart Attack
« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2011, 03:10:39 PM »
she's using stealth to get to your cock ;D   

Black Ops aint got shit on her LOL
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Re: Heart Attack
« Reply #8 on: September 30, 2011, 03:12:41 PM »
Quote from: pedro01 on September 30, 2011, 02:03:07 PM
I dropped my lad off to the physio today - he's still having trouble after a nasty arm break...

Anyway - I thought I'd top up on caffeine whilst I waited. I went downstairs to Starbucks, got me a coffee and headed over to the empty black sofa they had there.

I sat down and heard a weird 'squeaky' sound - a bit like a loud mouse in distress. I looked left to where the noise came from and found myself looking straight into a pair of eyes... Fuck me, did I NOT expect that. I have to admit, I let out a bit of a yelp myself.

So next time ladies - if you are going to wear a black Burqa with mere slits for eyeholes, can you not sit on a black sofa because next time I may end up sitting in your fucking lap.

Thank you.

That wasnt a woman in a Burka, that was Goodrum sitting waiting for Vissy.
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Re: Heart Attack
« Reply #9 on: September 30, 2011, 03:23:54 PM »
Too bad she wasn't wearing this burka.

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Re: Heart Attack
« Reply #10 on: September 30, 2011, 05:10:24 PM »
Maybe they don't want you to see their pretty face, or lust after their curves.
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Re: Heart Attack
« Reply #11 on: September 30, 2011, 05:57:07 PM »

Watch out now  ;D

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Re: Heart Attack
« Reply #12 on: September 30, 2011, 10:07:22 PM »
Quote from: dantelis on September 30, 2011, 03:23:54 PM
Too bad she wasn't wearing this burka.


omg  :o :o
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