Gift ideas for Xmass..

[badlad]

My wife's birthday is the day before Christmas.
So every so often I just give her a few random gifts. This year a Macbook Air and Iphone 4S.
Well, usually I get socks and boxers for Christmas yes.
But apparently tommorrow I shall be expecting delivery of my early Christmas present.
Commercial incline leg press, hack squat, heavy duty adj. bench and plates.
My question now - what the heck do I get her for her birthday and Christmas?

[Doug_Steele]

You're in Sydney?   

Ohh sweetie, not this year.  Or else we could go get our pump on. 

[booty]

Ohh sweetie, not this year.  Or else we could go get our pump on. 

I'd take you swimming with the stingrays.     Apparently they look like they are smiling and are really cute.  My daughter wants a pet one.   

[nzmusclemonster]

I'd take you swimming with the stingrays.     Apparently they look like they are smiling and are really cute.  My daughter wants a pet one.   

Do you want bum sex for xmas?

[Doug_Steele]

I'd take you swimming with the stingrays.     Apparently they look like they are smiling and are really cute.  My daughter wants a pet one.   

 . Stingrays are intriguing, but i would rather head out to the open sea and see you beloved Whites. 

[booty]

. Stingrays are intriguing, but i would rather head out to the open sea and see you beloved Whites. 

Oh god, give me a stingray anyday.     No way would I ever get talked into one of your adventures.     I hate those great white sharks..hate, hate, hate.   

[Doug_Steele]

Oh god, give me a stingray anyday.     No way would I ever get talked into one of your adventures.     I hate those great white sharks..hate, hate, hate.   

The tours are very safe.  I always get stung my stingray's and Stingray's are part of the shark family too. 

Look at these idiots wanting to shoot the Great White....Great White's are protected by International Law. 

[booty]

The tours are very safe.  I always get stung my stingray's and Stingray's are part of the shark family too. 

Look at these idiots wanting to shoot the Great White....Great White's are protected by International Law. 

They're just wankers.  The shark isn't hurting them.  Even though I hate sharks, I would never shoot one.  I would just leave it alone. 

[booty]

Do you want bum sex for xmas?

Yeah, but it isn't going to happen so no point in wishing for something that I can't have. 

[Doug_Steele]

They're just wankers.  The shark isn't hurting them.  Even though I hate sharks, I would never shoot one.  I would just leave it alone.  

And the dude said it was a Bull Shark.   A Bull Shark looks like a Tiger, not a Great White.   "Is it illegal to shoot it?"   I would not have minded seeing the White give em' a love tap.  

[booty]

And the dude said it was a Bull Shark.  A Bull Shark looks like a Tiger, not a Great White.  "Is it illegal to shoot it?'  I would not have minded seeing the White give em' a love tap. 

You're going to love my poetry then.     They're wanky yanks!   

[Doug_Steele]

You're going to love my poetry then.     They're wanky yanks!   

They are very stupid Yanks. 

[booty]

They are very stupid Yanks. 

You didn't like my corny poetry.   

 

[nzmusclemonster]

Yeah, but it isn't going to happen so no point in wishing for something that I can't have. 

Where in auzzie are you... im in melbs 4 the aussie open

[booty]

Where in auzzie are you... im in melbs 4 the aussie open

I am in north queensland. 

[nzmusclemonster]

I am in north queensland. 

Cairns sorta way? I've always wanted to go to the Whitsunday's.....

[booty]

Cairns sorta way? I've always wanted to go to the Whitsunday's.....

No but you are close.  I am near the whitsundays.     I am taking Doug shark diving if he ever makes it out this way.  You can come too.   

[Swlabr]

Yeah, but it isn't going to happen so no point in wishing for something that I can't have. 

if i got u a kit of gh would u let me ravish dat ass

[booty]

if i got u a kit of gh would u let me ravish dat ass

No but it's a nice offer.   

[CalvinH]

Give me some gift ideas for christmass, for my gf. 

What are you giving her this yr?

Except from "the cock". 

Massage/pedicure.


.....broads love shoes and boots.

[newmom]

broads?? really?



idiot

[nzmusclemonster]

broads?? really?



idiot

Sluts?? Cunts??

[CalvinH]

Sluts?? Cunts??

And here I was thinking I was being nice

[nzmusclemonster]

And here I was thinking I was being nice

Trying to make the nice guys list?

[pillowtalk]

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FFS, BS I have asked you not to post pics of your Mrs, the fact that you fell in love with an inanimate object made of plastic is weird, & certainly nothing to brag about  

PT