Anyone still use Plenty of Fish? DAMN

[Azure]

Hey guys,

Couldn't resist posting, but let me save you a lot of trouble.  The women on those dating sites are either

a) ugly
b) boring/non social
c) crazy
d) all of the above

Nearly every woman I know who dates online exclusively fits into one of those categories.  The reason they can't meet men in a normal situation is because they are unattractive or they don't go out to meet people.

There are some people who are legitimately busy and don't have time to go out on dates.  I get that, but it's hysterical to listen to women who aren't attractive talk about all these guys they meet online.  They "meet' them in person and the guy never sees them again.

I think a lot of this online dating is for people with limited social skills so the interactive "non interaction" makes them think they are doing something.

There are nice looking women over 30 who are normal and available.  You guys just need to approach them.  Seriously these ugly desperate chicks have spoiled you guys.

[andreisdaman]

Hey guys,

Couldn't resist posting, but let me save you a lot of trouble.  The women on those dating sites are either

a) ugly
b) boring/non social
c) crazy
d) all of the above

Nearly every woman I know who dates online exclusively fits into one of those categories.  The reason they can't meet men in a normal situation is because they are unattractive or they don't go out to meet people.

There are some people who are legitimately busy and don't have time to go out on dates.  I get that, but it's hysterical to listen to women who aren't attractive talk about all these guys they meet online.  They "meet' them in person and the guy never sees them again.

I think a lot of this online dating is for people with limited social skills so the interactive "non interaction" makes them think they are doing something.

There are nice looking women over 30 who are normal and available.  You guys just need to approach them.  Seriously these ugly desperate chicks have spoiled you guys.

you know..I gotta admit..you make sense here..good job!

[Krankenstein]

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=37505611



This is the interaction with this fucking bitch:

Danielle78999 - 5/1/2012 8:26:09 PM
hey! how r u? how's life rolling? treat me to dinner and drinks in downtown chicago! lets get together soon! when? let me know! thanks, kat

ME - 5/1/2012 8:57:29 PM
Well now...treat you to dinner and drinks. Whats in it for me?

Danielle78999 - 5/1/2012 9:01:26 PM
depends on if ur fun and entertaining whats in it for each of us now doesnt it

ME - 5/1/2012 9:02:33 PM
So I am to assume that you are entertaining enough to treat you?

Danielle78999 - 5/19/2012 6:10:30 PM
hey! how r u? what did u do today? i was hanging out with my parents and my nephew who is 7. fun! what r u doing tonight? let me know! thanks!

ME - 5/19/2012 6:37:38 PM
I worked out, had lunch with a very stingy woman, she didn't put out....tonight, not too sure. You buying dinner?

Danielle78999 - 5/19/2012 7:00:23 PM
wish i could. no money here. let me know if u save up and can treat! if u want to create a picnic with wine one day, great! or if u like exercising like running or biking, let me know! let;s try to spend time together soon in ways that work well for both of us! thanks!

ME - 5/19/2012 7:19:29 PM
Ways that work for the both of us?  I expect the woman to do all the work.  Whats your phone number?

She actually sent me the phone number....want it?

[andreisdaman]

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=37505611



This is the interaction with this fucking bitch:

Danielle78999 - 5/1/2012 8:26:09 PM
hey! how r u? how's life rolling? treat me to dinner and drinks in downtown chicago! lets get together soon! when? let me know! thanks, kat

ME - 5/1/2012 8:57:29 PM
Well now...treat you to dinner and drinks. Whats in it for me?

Danielle78999 - 5/1/2012 9:01:26 PM
depends on if ur fun and entertaining whats in it for each of us now doesnt it

ME - 5/1/2012 9:02:33 PM
So I am to assume that you are entertaining enough to treat you?

Danielle78999 - 5/19/2012 6:10:30 PM
hey! how r u? what did u do today? i was hanging out with my parents and my nephew who is 7. fun! what r u doing tonight? let me know! thanks!

ME - 5/19/2012 6:37:38 PM
I worked out, had lunch with a very stingy woman, she didn't put out....tonight, not too sure. You buying dinner?

Danielle78999 - 5/19/2012 7:00:23 PM
wish i could. no money here. let me know if u save up and can treat! if u want to create a picnic with wine one day, great! or if u like exercising like running or biking, let me know! let;s try to spend time together soon in ways that work well for both of us! thanks!

ME - 5/19/2012 7:19:29 PM
Ways that work for the both of us?  I expect the woman to do all the work.  Whats your phone number?

She actually sent me the phone number....want it?

Good job..funny as heck

[Hulkotron]

Haha, keep us posted Krank

[DroppingPlates]

What's worse, making a duckface or wearing a handkerchief on your ugly head

[Hulkotron]

She looks like she has a decent body, could try the old "put this bag on sweetheart" approach.

[andreisdaman]

She looks like she has a decent body, could try the old "put this bag on sweetheart" approach.

or the old "turn around..I love how your ass looks"

[Thespritz0]

or the old "turn around..I love how your ass looks"

^^
My friend at work is an expert at getting girls to do this, damned if most girls pose their ass NAKED for him!!!

[G_Thang]

i signed up months back, but don't really mess with it.  anyway, it did produce a match with a woman in phar science.  maybe, when i slow down, i will give her a holla.


hey sev, that's two places (myspace via my younger sister's page and pof) where you can find a photo of me.  are you crazy enough to search thru all those profiles? 

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[Krankenstein]

A friend sent me this one...he said he felt like he was in the Auston Powers' movie with Fred Savage and the "mole" when he went out for coffee with her.

[bigmc]

A friend sent me this one...he said he felt like he was in the Auston Powers' movie with Fred Savage and the "mole" when he went out for coffee with her.

whats she looking at 

[jwb]

She has Duane's syndrome which means her left eye has no muscle to turn it outwards.