Author Topic: Action/Horror Film Co-Starring Getbig Member (Read 6300 times)

johnnynoname · « **Reply #50 on:** January 02, 2012, 02:07:26 PM »

Rumor has it that jerkmeoffa went on a audition for porn movie and the producer said "oh Im sorry- we are shooting straight porn, faggot"

jeremiah ulq · « **Reply #51 on:** January 02, 2012, 02:26:18 PM »

Pitiful attempt.

johnnynoname · « **Reply #52 on:** January 02, 2012, 02:30:03 PM »

..naw

I heard that really happened

Also, I heard you tried to enter a dick sucking contest but couldn't compete because no professionals were allowed

jeremiah ulq · « **Reply #53 on:** January 02, 2012, 02:51:25 PM »

This punk likes to think dick.

OneMoreRep · « **Reply #54 on:** January 02, 2012, 03:24:06 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on January 02, 2012, 02:30:03 PM

..naw

I heard that really happened

Also, I heard you tried to enter a dick sucking contest but couldn't compete because no professionals were allowed

Johnny,

Are you somehow implying that if it suddenly smelled like cum, people would question whether Jeremiah had just farted?

Is that what you're trying to say Johnny?
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johnnynoname · « **Reply #55 on:** January 02, 2012, 03:25:44 PM »

Quote from: OneMoreRep on January 02, 2012, 03:24:06 PM

Johnny,

Are you somehow implying that if it suddenly smelled like cum, people would question whether Jeremiah had just farted?

Is that what you're trying to say Johnny?
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yes

look, i'm not saying that Jeremiah is "gay" but word has it that he makes John Travolta look like Mirko Cro Cop

OneMoreRep · « **Reply #56 on:** January 02, 2012, 03:27:20 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on January 02, 2012, 03:25:44 PM

yes

look, i'm not saying that Jeremiah is "gay" but word has it that he makes John Travolta look like Mirko Cro Cop

Is it safe to say that he makes Richard Simmons look like the punisher?

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johnnynoname · « **Reply #57 on:** January 02, 2012, 03:29:37 PM »

Quote from: OneMoreRep on January 02, 2012, 03:27:20 PM

Is it safe to say that he makes Richard Simmons look like the punisher?

"1"

lol yes

this jeremiah is such a limpwrist that the cast of "Glee" called him a " faggot"

jeremiah ulq · « **Reply #58 on:** January 02, 2012, 04:10:25 PM »

This is like a Ellen dancathon.

chaos · « **Reply #59 on:** January 02, 2012, 04:18:54 PM »

Not sure what a "dancathon" is?

The abused vaginal orifice known as "jamitinmy gulp" has taken some balls deep in the throat thrashing here today.

Borracho · « **Reply #60 on:** January 02, 2012, 04:25:25 PM »

Quote from: jeremiah ulq on January 02, 2012, 05:18:59 AM

I just finished a film co-starring Patrick Kilpatrick. He is a massive guy and a great person to work with. The film should be out in 4 months or so. I play the "Zombinator," a former soldier who is now on a mercenary mission to slaughter Zombies in an Ohio outbreak. This is a chance to help an action star who is not a pseudo-bodybuilding twink from Hollywood. We're already planning the next film, and the list of actors that have already committed is terrific.

Hope this is the beginning of better things to come for you. (no homo)

All the best!

jeremiah ulq · « **Reply #61 on:** January 02, 2012, 05:27:30 PM »

Thanks man...it's good to have a non-queer in the crowd who thinks about life in terms broader than balls and cum.

All the best to you as well. We have several movies in pre-production and I'd be glad to send info for you if you're interested in acting. We had several people fly in from LA and NY to be co-stars. They auditioned 2000 people for this last one. Had a very cool Fireman from Jersey play a Navy Seal. We did abs and cardio each morning, had breakfast and then trained doing our harder workout, after that the shoot.

If anyone has the opportunity to work on a film it is a fantastic experience.

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #62 on:** January 02, 2012, 05:31:33 PM »

Jeremiah

Did you meet the actor Zombinator anything during the set?

che · « **Reply #63 on:** January 02, 2012, 05:33:03 PM »

Quote from: jeremiah ulq on January 02, 2012, 05:27:30 PM

Had a very cool Fireman from Jersey play a Navy Seal. We did abs and cardio each morning, had breakfast and then trained doing our harder workout,

OUTED ,what a fag haha

johnnynoname · « **Reply #64 on:** January 02, 2012, 05:35:12 PM »

Quote from: jeremiah ulq on January 02, 2012, 05:27:30 PM

We sucked each other's cocks before breakfast.

we already knew this, Liberace

jeremiah ulq · « **Reply #65 on:** January 02, 2012, 06:16:00 PM »

That's really funny shit...you queers are hilarious.

jeremiah ulq · « **Reply #66 on:** January 02, 2012, 06:44:01 PM »

Quote from: Kwon_2 on January 02, 2012, 05:31:33 PM

Jeremiah

Did you meet the actor Zombinator anything during the set?

Kwon...That is me.

Happy New Year to You!

johnnynoname · « **Reply #67 on:** January 02, 2012, 06:46:23 PM »

they should call you "The Faginator"

see, because you are gay

jeremiah ulq · « **Reply #68 on:** January 02, 2012, 07:12:50 PM »

That's brilliant...how do you do it?

stuntmovie · « **Reply #69 on:** January 02, 2012, 09:19:51 PM »

JERIMIAH, It would be interesting to see the reaction on these GetBiggers' faces if they realized what you did and how you and others survived for the majority of your adult life.

Once they settle down a bit within a year or so, it might be interesting to post the facts (your resume) and see what their reaction is.

It would be completely different!

But, then again, most likely not (in keeping with GetBig traditions.)

Primemuscle · « **Reply #70 on:** January 02, 2012, 10:15:04 PM »

In another thread, Groink compared the goings on here to that of the high school locker room. I think he's right on....or maybe even a grade school school yard where the last thing anyone wants to be is the new kid in school.

Quickerblade · « **Reply #71 on:** January 02, 2012, 11:24:40 PM »

no this movie dude seems like a good guy!

when a new member tries to sell/market something the getbiggers are hesistant to accept, they will eventually.

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #72 on:** January 02, 2012, 11:58:18 PM »

Where can I nominate this crap for a rotten tomato award?

Army of One · « **Reply #73 on:** January 03, 2012, 12:16:52 AM »

Quote from: jeremiah ulq on January 02, 2012, 05:27:30 PM

Had a very cool Fireman from Jersey play a Navy Seal. We did abs and cardio each morning, had breakfast and then trained doing our harder workout, after that the shoot.

This sounds like the plot of a bad gay porn movie (not the good ones like you have stashed behind your pink slippers), your life sucks if you are trying to pimp some shitty z-Movie that nobody but you and your life partner will watch.

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #74 on:** January 03, 2012, 12:26:56 PM »

Jeremiah

Could you tell Zombinator that he did a splendiferous job playing the Joseph Aviel-character in that movie,
but also mention (as you pass by) that he would be the only one who would give a sparkly glitter-thong justice out of that bunch.

Regards
/BayBGM