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well this question is somewhat of difficult one, because we have to assume things about hip flexor strength in this grasshopper. U see the power for the kick would be generated here unlike a normal leg in which the rectus femoris would extend the lower leg (that below the humerus) to aid the kick. So id assume that the grasshoppers hips would be to weak to do this task if wood weighs more then bone/muscle and interstitial fluid ect..

so i would have to say eternity thus creating a paradox because there is no end point in eternity yet me suggesting that he could do it if he had eternity makes no sense.

also was the grasshopper born with a congenital issue that resulted in the wooden leg? because if thats the case i bet his hips are even weaker, shit hes probably a sway back black hopper. However, if he injured it at work that would change the scenario because he would have normal strength (average, although he could be an outlier like king kamali and be super strong) thus making it a little easier.

then the pickle? is this soaked in anything? acetic acid would burn the grasshopper if given eternity, so that is a big issue.

too many variables here, i plead no contest.

Necrosis · « **Reply #86 on:** January 11, 2012, 08:53:43 AM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on January 11, 2012, 08:47:11 AM

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

simple just do the mate

rough sqf of the tounge and then calculate the dispersal coefficient and factor in the force of the tongue (subject to change for example) is this the tounge of someone who is of general bad disposition and uses the tounge as a social insult (nah nah type human) or is it an non nah nah human?

does he suffer from geographic tounge or perhaps a tongue issue like hairy leukoplakia? question does his uvula deviate normally?

after all these factors my calculation is pi.

BB · « **Reply #87 on:** January 11, 2012, 08:57:02 AM »

Who'd win in a fist fight-

Lee Marvin or Charles Bronson?

Necrosis · « **Reply #88 on:** January 11, 2012, 08:57:21 AM »

Quote from: SOMEPARTS on January 11, 2012, 08:48:25 AM

At what age did you figure out the homo-erotic nature of bb?

no homo

Parker · « **Reply #89 on:** January 11, 2012, 08:57:50 AM »

Anal Massage, ever have one?

SOMEPARTS · « **Reply #90 on:** January 11, 2012, 08:58:31 AM »

Quote from: Necrosis on January 11, 2012, 08:57:21 AM

no homo

Denial. Haha.

Necrosis · « **Reply #91 on:** January 11, 2012, 08:58:55 AM »

Quote from: BB on January 11, 2012, 08:57:02 AM

Who'd win in a fist fight-

Lee Marvin or Charles Bronson?

dude charles bronson is bane so he has that venom to use so i would have to go with charles broson unless you think lee marvin could be bane, if you do your stupid as bane is way stronger then lee marvin, he broke batmans back.

so the real question is batman vs lee marvin.

RustyTrenbolona · « **Reply #92 on:** January 11, 2012, 09:00:40 AM »

why do u enjoy snowballing?

Swede! · « **Reply #93 on:** January 11, 2012, 09:01:00 AM »

Necrosis · « **Reply #94 on:** January 11, 2012, 09:01:06 AM »

Quote from: SOMEPARTS on January 11, 2012, 08:58:31 AM

Denial. Haha.

sorry perhaps you weren't around for my other highly popular and critically acclaimed thread, i will have to be more stern.

no non questions in this thread if you want to comment or talk to me pay like everyone else. people are getting a free service here and you dont need to obfuscate that. dont obfuscate, or be an obfuscationist

Necrosis · « **Reply #95 on:** January 11, 2012, 09:04:08 AM »

Quote from: GangstaLean on January 11, 2012, 08:57:50 AM

Anal Massage, ever have one?

ive yet to hear a message from my anus, sure eructations and such but nothing that could be construed as a message.

or are you looking deeper into this, that the sounds are messages from the body when in a state of dis-equilibrium? each gurgle is a message from your anus to the mind that something is wrong? or are these sounds akin to purring in a cat? perhaps anal messaging is the new wave. Perhaps we could make social media out of this untapped ass talk? we will call it shitter and limit it to only 50 characters.

good question son.

SOMEPARTS · « **Reply #96 on:** January 11, 2012, 09:06:04 AM »

Gayer than rules on my own Q&A thread.

wes · « **Reply #97 on:** January 11, 2012, 09:08:43 AM »

Why did Kamikazer pilots wear crash helmets

wes · « **Reply #98 on:** January 11, 2012, 09:09:49 AM »

Quote from: Necrosis on January 11, 2012, 08:49:08 AM

well this question is somewhat of difficult one, because we have to assume things about hip flexor strength in this grasshopper. U see the power for the kick would be generated here unlike a normal leg in which the rectus femoris would extend the lower leg (that below the humerus) to aid the kick. So id assume that the grasshoppers hips would be to weak to do this task if wood weighs more then bone/muscle and interstitial fluid ect..

so i would have to say eternity thus creating a paradox because there is no end point in eternity yet me suggesting that he could do it if he had eternity makes no sense.

also was the grasshopper born with a congenital issue that resulted in the wooden leg? because if thats the case i bet his hips are even weaker, shit hes probably a sway back guy hopper. However, if he injured it at work that would change the scenario because he would have normal strength (average, although he could be an outlier like king kamali and be super strong) thus making it a little easier.

then the pickle? is this soaked in anything? acetic acid would burn the grasshopper if given eternity, so that is a big issue.

too many variables here, i plead no contest.

BINGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wes · « **Reply #99 on:** January 11, 2012, 09:11:13 AM »

Do you think the rain will hurt the rhubarb