Author Topic: Come meet Derek Anthony at the 2012 Arnold Expo  (Read 88320 times)

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Boxer Tommy Morrison has the same problem

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Derek is just bulking up in the off season, he will be back in tip top shape in no time..

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Who's this athlete TGL?

Phil 'The Power' Taylor 15 time World Champion Darts Player

In Better shape than Derek

Had his top 5 tips for being a great Darts player on youtube, the 2nd one was 'Pick a good nickname' LOL

Derek 'Assbandit' Anthony
Derek '$10 a feel' Anthony
Derek 'Still going even with Aids' Anthony

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Derek is just bulking up in the off season, he will be back in tip top shape in no time..

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Is this the "down syndrome look" GH15 was writing about?

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Is this the "down syndrome look" GH15 was writing about?

I'm not quite sure what look gh15 refers to, but to me, this is the look of a guy who took a few months off to allow for his body to properly heal, while putting on a little extra weight as a buffer of sorts for heavy lifting.

Derek is a man with muscle, no doubt about it.



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it would be great to confront this guy but im not is usa

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Looks like the bastard child of Dumbo and Rocky Dennis.


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he looks like a gay retard


he's a Fagaloid

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THIS IS TO THE HATERS NOT ((EVERYONE)) . IF ALL YOU TOUGH ASS JERK OFFS THAT PUT ME DOWN. COME UP TO ME IN PERSON FILM IT IF YOU HAVE TO AND YOU WILL DO NOTHING. I GUARENTEE  IT. IM CALLING ALL YOU LOSERS THAT RIP ME APART, TEAR ME APART, MAKE FUN OF EVERYTHING ABOUTME. YOUR ALL A BUNCH OF PUSSYS . SHOW UP TO THE ARNOLD ILL BE THERE ALL WEEKEND . FUCKING COWARDS TYPING BEHIND YOUR MOMMYS COMPUTERS BUNCH OF JERK OFFS. GET A JOB !!! COME UP WITH SOME NEW SHIT OH WAIT NOW IM FAT LOL I FORGOT THE GAY FOR PAY GOT OLD? AIDS? SYNTHOL? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BRING IT FOOLS !

And you are?

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seriously, it would be totally plausable that "freakycalves20" is just a gimmick account


I mean, it isn't to hard to find out whenever DA does his radio show so the person behind the gimmick can come on here with all the radio information pretending to be DA advertising the show

also, it isn't hard to use Google images or to use Facebook updates to get new pics


honestly, the typing style is very easy to mimic and make a gimmick out of.

nobody (even DA) is as dumb as presented via this freakycalves20 handle


therefore, until proven otherwise by IP or "picture with name" sign, I believe that freakycalves20 IS a gimmick
I was thinking the same thing.  Post a sign if you are the real derek.

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So I showed a picture of Derek Anthony to my Dad....
« Reply #241 on: January 09, 2012, 05:53:31 PM »
I wanted to show my Dad who I aspired to be when I grew up and all the egghead losers like Christopher Hitchens, Bill Hicks and Ayaan Hirsi Ali didn't appeal to a boy like me. Ever since I saw a picture of Derek Anthony, I knew this was my path. It was my journey.

Some would say, I am the sparkle in my Dad's eye but I plan on wearing the G-Strings that sparkle in everyone's eye.

So I decided to show my Dad a photo of the authority figure that I have replaced him with, my boy Derek Anthony.

Instantly his jaw slackened and his face turned red. He looked at me with the blinding rage of a thousands and threw out a guttural howl "WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS BOY, ARE YOU SOME KIND OF PERVERTED homo?"

The gauntlet had been laid. My mind was racing, didn't this luddite know what art was? Maybe I was too fast with the all-out-there penis photos, I was only doing what that BayGDM character told me. It was time for a reply.

"Dad, before you get mad..." BANG! He slapped me! He didn't even have the decency to punch me. He slapped me like a fucking bitch! I felt like Vince Taylor's boyfriend in a hogtie, getting pummelled by Vince, feeling his only 'inch', full of his frustration of the thrashing he gets in the Thunderdome.

Not even the skeeziest G4P'er would be manhandled like this. It was time for Plan B.

"WHAT ARE YOU HOMOPHOBIC DAD? ITS ONLY GAY IF YOU WANT IT TO BE. AND I DONT WANT IT TO BE, SO MAYBE YOU DO DAD. HUH?"

I was his entire world view shatter in an instant. He locked eyes with me, and wagged his finger at me. "You girl.... you absolute girl..." he stammered out. With all my courage... I spat on him.

I felt like my hero Derek Anthony.

to be continued....




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Lol that's fuck'd up

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I was thinking the same thing.  Post a sign if you are the real derek.

another thing

Derek does have a official handle on this site with the 5 blue stars.  Why doesn't he use that handle?  It isn't in "time out" (from what I recall)

....and don't give me that "he must have forgot his password" bullshit


I still standby the fact that "freakycalves20" is a really involved gimmick

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Can you imagine this guy using that Stephen Hawking voice simulator? It would burst into flames after the first sentence.

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another thing

Derek does have a official handle on this site with the 5 blue stars.  Why doesn't he use that handle?  It isn't in "time out" (from what I recall)

....and don't give me that "he must have forgot his password" bullshit


I still standby the fact that "freakycalves20" is a really involved gimmick

He is too much of a retarded simpleton to understand this.

Retrovirals are a hell of a drug.

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The one thing DA and Hawking have in common is they can't figure out women. 

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Re: So I showed a picture of Derek Anthony to my Dad....
« Reply #248 on: January 09, 2012, 05:58:45 PM »
I like this. Hahaha. Right on, brotha. :-) :-)


Eat your heart out, Juruth !!! :P

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He is too much of a retarded simpleton to understand this.

Retrovirals are a hell of a drug.

i'm not saying that DA doing a gimmick

I'm saying that someone is doing a gimmick where they pretend to be DA