You don't seem too bad but most Dutch are real goofy, geeky people. Why is that, man? And all the teenage boys must go through a tub of gel every morning slicking back their long, blonde hair. So beta. Where are all these kickboxers hiding too? All I see is pansies.
I think it's the inheritage from the 70s. We had governments then that were very soft: high taxes, prisons became hotels, being a pedo wasn't that bad, it was ok to call a police officer ashole, you called your schoolteacher by his firstname and you were allowed to stay away from work for weeks if the cat had scratched your hands. It created a generation of sissies.
Things like that are being turned around now, but it'll take a generation again.
But I travelled around and seen the world. Holland is a boring country with not much perspective when you are young and healthy and clever and wanne make some money. But if you get ill or things in life go very wrong (could happen to all of you badass getbiggers) it's not so bad after all...
Get it?