Beer and blowjobs!? My idea of heaven, right there.
You like the taste of both? Only kidding.
I briefly bartended at a very low rent joint. Interestingly enough, I made a load of money in tips there, but the customers were mostly stone alcoholics.
Anyway, a 40 year old woman who looked like a rough 50, loudly states how she wants to suck me off. There were a few men in the bar at the time.
The older dude, who had only half of his teeth, looks at me and says: "He kid you like blowjobs? I can't stand 'em, myself. I think they taste terrible." I spit my club soda out of my mouth.