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Tito24

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Re: What's your "Deal Breaker"?
« Reply #50 on: January 17, 2012, 11:31:28 AM »
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Re: What's your "Deal Breaker"?
« Reply #51 on: January 17, 2012, 11:46:18 AM »
Quote from: mass 04 on January 17, 2012, 09:07:35 AM
Brings me my 5pm meal at 5:04pm
Doesn't know how to convert my Battle For The Olympa VHS' to DVD's
Won't get on top when I'm too tired to thrust while only taking in 500 grams of carbs a day
Won't put my fanny pack in her purse when I take her out to Jack In The Box
Uses all my Veet on her bikini line, while mine grows unkept
Bedazzles my posing thong with diamonds instead of rhinestones.
Buys whey concentrate instead of isolate



You got to be the funniest fucker this forum has to offer. Hahahaha. Love your posts, man.



Congrats, Mass04 ... you're now IRON DISCIPLE APPROVED. ;-) :D
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Re: What's your "Deal Breaker"?
« Reply #52 on: January 17, 2012, 11:51:29 AM »
I'm this generation I think we all accept that a majority of the women over the age of 26 have kids....even the hot ones
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The Showstoppa

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Re: What's your "Deal Breaker"?
« Reply #53 on: January 17, 2012, 11:52:37 AM »
When she speaks before spoken to.

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Re: What's your "Deal Breaker"?
« Reply #54 on: January 17, 2012, 12:04:31 PM »
Chicks with credit card debt, or feel there that their intitled to any "lifestyle".


Not wanting kids. Even if I don't want em, a chick is still suppose to be a woman.


Engaging in risky std behaviour, and lying about such behaviour.


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Tito24

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Re: What's your "Deal Breaker"?
« Reply #55 on: January 17, 2012, 12:18:37 PM »
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Re: What's your "Deal Breaker"?
« Reply #56 on: January 17, 2012, 12:20:03 PM »
 :o

3333658 as a young tot !!  ;D
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The Showstoppa

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Re: What's your "Deal Breaker"?
« Reply #57 on: January 17, 2012, 12:21:17 PM »
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Re: What's your "Deal Breaker"?
« Reply #58 on: January 17, 2012, 12:21:32 PM »
there are many things i don't like but i don't have a check list, i would say the only thing that would chase me away is being a drug user and being very materialistic

nobody is perfect, i don't think a deal breaker should be a mistake they made in the distant past

i just want her to look good and accept me for what i am

i'm easy to please

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Re: What's your "Deal Breaker"?
« Reply #59 on: January 17, 2012, 12:24:09 PM »
Quote from: Earl1972 on January 17, 2012, 12:21:32 PM
there are many things i don't like but i don't have a check list, i would say the only thing that would chase me away is being a drug user and being very materialistic

nobody is perfect, i don't think a deal breaker should be a mistake they made in the distant past

i just want her to look good and accept me for what i am

i'm easy to please

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Who are you kidding Earl.....if she considers Swann and Stallworth the greatest WR duo of all-time and thinks Levrone was robbed.....she's in.  ;D
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Re: What's your "Deal Breaker"?
« Reply #60 on: January 17, 2012, 12:30:42 PM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on January 17, 2012, 12:24:09 PM
Who are you kidding Earl.....if she considers Swann and Stallworth the greatest WR duo of all-time and thinks Levrone was robbed.....she's in.  ;D

this would help a lot, no matter how much of a drug user she is :)

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Re: What's your "Deal Breaker"?
« Reply #61 on: January 17, 2012, 12:33:50 PM »
Quote from: Earl1972 on January 17, 2012, 12:30:42 PM
this would help a lot, no matter how much of a drug user she is :)

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Exactly.  If a chick hates Duke basketball she climbs two points on the 10pt scale.
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Re: What's your "Deal Breaker"?
« Reply #62 on: January 17, 2012, 12:43:58 PM »
Quote from: SilverSpoon on January 17, 2012, 11:52:17 AM
I have been happily married for quite some time, but when I was single, the #1 deal breaker for me was if a woman suffered from depression.
If I found out that a girl was taking any depression medication, it was a done deal.
I had dated a very beautiful girl who had been prescribed Lexapro by a general practitioner.  First of all, a GP shouldn't be prescribing that shit for the long term.  Secondly, once someone is on that shit, it is difficult as hell to ween them off, and the withdrawal is a bitch.

A doctor friend of mine, whom I trust, told me to run, not walk the other way, when dealing with a woman who was depressed.

That's my number one deal breaker right there,with  depression comes Bipolar,bad temper,lack of interest etc...

Yes even if shes hot looking, youre better off RUNNING.
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Re: What's your "Deal Breaker"?
« Reply #63 on: January 17, 2012, 12:54:59 PM »
Quote from: Earl1972 on January 17, 2012, 12:30:42 PM
this would help a lot, no matter how much of a drug user she is :)

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Re: What's your "Deal Breaker"?
« Reply #64 on: January 17, 2012, 01:02:28 PM »
Borderline personality disorder, no ma'am...even though they can be very good in bed.
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Re: What's your "Deal Breaker"?
« Reply #65 on: January 17, 2012, 01:03:57 PM »
Mudshark.

Some lines never get crossed.  ;D
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Re: What's your "Deal Breaker"?
« Reply #66 on: January 17, 2012, 01:08:14 PM »
bitches who brush their teeth,
don't smoke,
don't like to make out after licking my ass,
good hygene,
bathes regularily,
dresses nice,
nice hair,
long manicured nails,
wears perfume,
wants sex more than once a week
Raiders fan,
went to an all girls school,
religious,
more than three felonies including possession or intent to disribute.
Previously charged with assault with intent to injure more than 4 times.
uses an iphone,
wants to talk more than once a week, especially during the once weekly sex time.
listens to music,
knows how to use a computer,
watches TV,
knows what DVDs are,
never been raped,
at least never been anally rapes.
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Re: What's your "Deal Breaker"?
« Reply #67 on: January 17, 2012, 01:14:50 PM »
Quote from: dutchguy on January 17, 2012, 01:02:28 PM
Borderline personality disorder, no ma'am...even though they can be very good in bed.

Yes very passionate but these freaks will make you fucking crazy.
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Re: What's your "Deal Breaker"?
« Reply #68 on: January 17, 2012, 01:39:13 PM »
an ex of mine told me that she had a threesome with 2 guys.... As open minded as I am, I have to admit I found that really hard to deal with.
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Re: What's your "Deal Breaker"?
« Reply #69 on: January 17, 2012, 01:41:03 PM »
Quote from: merrill1973 on January 17, 2012, 01:39:13 PM
an ex of mine told me that she had a threesome with 2 guys.... As open minded as I am, I have to admit I found that really hard to deal with.
And if she had a threesome with 1 girl and 1 guy.....or with 2 girls.... :P :P
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Re: What's your "Deal Breaker"?
« Reply #70 on: January 17, 2012, 01:42:39 PM »
Quote from: dutchguy on January 17, 2012, 01:41:03 PM
And if she had a threesome with 1 girl and 1 guy.....or with 2 girls.... :P :P

I know I know, Im gonna be honest... two girls doesnt seem as bad!  hahahaha
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Re: What's your "Deal Breaker"?
« Reply #71 on: January 17, 2012, 01:48:02 PM »
Quote from: merrill1973 on January 17, 2012, 01:42:39 PM
I know I know, Im gonna be honest... two girls doesnt seem as bad!  hahahaha

Well, two girls is good, coz then you can get that too. :D Whether you want that in a "relationship" is another matter.....
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Re: What's your "Deal Breaker"?
« Reply #72 on: January 17, 2012, 01:54:23 PM »
Quote from: StanZoLOL on January 17, 2012, 01:48:02 PM
Well, two girls is good, coz then you can get that too. :D Whether you want that in a "relationship" is another matter.....
Or at least you can ask her if you can watch.... ;D
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Re: What's your "Deal Breaker"?
« Reply #73 on: January 17, 2012, 05:52:21 PM »
1. Speaking directly to me
2. See rule 1.
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Re: What's your "Deal Breaker"?
« Reply #74 on: January 17, 2012, 06:27:08 PM »
Partakes in facebook drama
Does anything tobacco related
No ass
Too pale
Lives on phone
Talks too loud
Drinks too much
Depression issues
Talks to ex or about ex
Asks me about my ex
Has a lot of guy "friends"
not intelligent
mudshark
has kids

I could go all day about things that irritate me

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