Author Topic: What's your "Deal Breaker"? (Read 13725 times)

James28 · « **Reply #25 on:** January 17, 2012, 08:44:33 AM »

Quote from: Super Natural on January 17, 2012, 07:27:17 AM

As we all get older, it's a simple fact that we rack up some mistakes here and there over time.

But wherever we are as guys, it's almost certain that you're going to find out something about a woman you're dating that you wish you hadn't found out.

Or...if you're GLAD you found it out, you at least WISH it had never happened.

And when it happens, you're going to have to have figured out ahead of time what constitutes a "deal breaker" to you versus what you'll have to absorb and let go.

   * If you find out she has slept with 30 or 40 guys instead of 3 or 4, how will you respond?

   * If you find out she spent two months in jail a few years ago, what will your reaction be?

   * If it's your third date and she all of the sudden announces she has two children, then what?

When it comes to women what's your DEAL BREAKER? Discuss...

Fat
Wanting children
Having a child already (unless she's into wild anal, then that overrides this particular rule)
Smoke
Drink
Older than 40

I don't actually care how many guys she slept with as I'll never marry the bitch anyway.

AlphaMaleDawg · « **Reply #26 on:** January 17, 2012, 08:48:32 AM »

- a girl who constantly complains about anything and everything
- a girl who acts tough
- a girl who fucks me the first time I meet her (of course I want her to, but this means she is more likely to cheat)
- a girl with no tits whatsoever

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #27 on:** January 17, 2012, 08:50:00 AM »

Quote from: makaveli25 on January 17, 2012, 08:32:59 AM

-no ass
-loud vulgar mouth
-disrespectful
-Dirty house/room
-bad breath
-texts on phone to much
-stinky pussy
-talks like valley girl retard-
-talks like a ghetto piece of shit
-pack a day smoker
-stuck up
-non christian
-loud and obnoxious

I forgot that one. These days women treat their phones like big black cocks.

OptimusPrime1980 · « **Reply #28 on:** January 17, 2012, 08:53:55 AM »

- doesnt have a good relationship with her parents....
- no humor
- no hygiene
- skinny
- doesn't like sex
- drinks to much
- no ass
- talks loud and has no manners
- violent
- dyes her hair a different color every week.... lol...
- does drugs
- doesn't like kids
- depended on others
- dumb

well i could think of some more but the list is getting long as it is...

QuakerOats · « **Reply #29 on:** January 17, 2012, 08:55:14 AM »

Quote from: Tito24 on January 17, 2012, 08:35:47 AM

bad hygiene, big mouth, not classy, no humor, not much interests.

no tits, no ass, no life.

makaveli25 · « **Reply #30 on:** January 17, 2012, 08:55:38 AM »

Man all the requirments really narrow down are selections

QuakerOats · « **Reply #31 on:** January 17, 2012, 08:57:26 AM »

Quote from: makaveli25 on January 17, 2012, 08:55:38 AM

Man all the requirments really narrow down are selections

dude i swear your list had me laughing so hard i was in pain because its all true.

mass 04 · « **Reply #32 on:** January 17, 2012, 09:07:35 AM »

Brings me my 5pm meal at 5:04pm
Doesn't know how to convert my Battle For The Olympa VHS' to DVD's
Won't get on top when I'm too tired to thrust while only taking in 500 grams of carbs a day
Won't put my fanny pack in her purse when I take her out to Jack In The Box
Uses all my Veet on her bikini line, while mine grows unkept
Bedazzles my posing thong with diamonds instead of rhinestones.
Buys whey concentrate instead of isolate

Radical Plato · « **Reply #33 on:** January 17, 2012, 09:10:18 AM »

Quote from: mass 04 on January 17, 2012, 09:07:35 AM

Brings me my 5pm meal at 5:04pm
Doesn't know how to convert my Battle For The Olympa VHS' to DVD's
Won't get on top when I'm too tired to thrust while only taking in 500 grams of carbs a day
Won't put my fanny pack in her purse when I take her out to Jack In The Box
Uses all my Veet on her bikini line, while mine grows unkept
Bedazzles my posing thong with diamonds instead of rhinestones.
Buys whey concentrate instead of isolate

-Refuses to bring me protein shake upon awakening her at 2am & 6am in the morning so I can keep my metabolism and catabolism under control
-Gets upset when I dont come home at night because I am bangin her girlfriend
-Refuses to sleep in the wet spot
-Wont take it up the ASS when I am in the mood
-Backchat - lippiness
-Not knowing her place
-Complains to Police when I beat her for insolence & wont accept it is for her own good
-Refuses to accept my necessary affairs
-Insistence on female liberation and the belief they have equal rights
-Deliberately suggesting that Men aren't all powerful just to be provocative
-Taking offence to sexist jokes
-Insisting that women should vote and be in politics even though they become highly irrational once a month
-Believing she can beat up men
-Inists upright rows are not damaging to your shoulders & that smith machines are important to weight training

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #34 on:** January 17, 2012, 09:11:15 AM »

Quote from: mass 04 on January 17, 2012, 09:07:35 AM

Brings me my 5pm meal at 5:04pm
Doesn't know how to convert my Battle For The Olympa VHS' to DVD's
Won't get on top when I'm too tired to thrust while only taking in 500 grams of carbs a day
Won't put my fanny pack in her purse when I take her out to Jack In The Box
Uses all my Veet on her bikini line, while mine grows unkept
Bedazzles my posing thong with diamonds instead of rhinestones.
Buys whey concentrate instead of isolate

Fucking LOL!

mass 04 · « **Reply #35 on:** January 17, 2012, 09:22:33 AM »

She wants me to move my soloflex and treadmill for "necessities" like a sofa or television
Doesn't know what aisle the baby water is in at the supermarket
Thinks my 6" leather weight belt isn't "appropriate" to wear when meeting her parents
Thinks Pat Banya is natural
Insists on putting batteries in the smoke alarm, even if it means it may accidentally goes off at 3am and mess up my natural GH release
Thinks Kigtropin isn't bunk

local hero · « **Reply #36 on:** January 17, 2012, 09:23:59 AM »

Quote from: DroppingPlates on January 17, 2012, 09:11:15 AM

Fucking LOL!

funny guy!!!!

James28 · « **Reply #37 on:** January 17, 2012, 09:51:34 AM »

Quote from: E-Kul on January 17, 2012, 09:10:18 AM

-Refuses to bring me protein shake upon awakening her at 2am & 6am in the morning so I can keep my metabolism and catabolism under control
-Gets upset when I dont come home at night because I am bangin her girlfriend
-Refuses to sleep in the wet spot
-Wont take it up the ASS when I am in the mood
-Backchat - lippiness
-Not knowing her place
-Complains to Police when I beat her for insolence & wont accept it is for her own good
-Refuses to accept my necessary affairs
-Insistence on female liberation and the belief they have equal rights
-Deliberately suggesting that Men aren't all powerful just to be provocative
-Taking offence to sexist jokes
-Insisting that women should vote and be in politics even though they become highly irrational once a month
-Believing she can beat up men
-Inists upright rows are not damaging to your shoulders & that smith machines are important to weight training

LOL. Funny shit

James28 · « **Reply #38 on:** January 17, 2012, 09:52:16 AM »

Quote from: mass 04 on January 17, 2012, 09:22:33 AM

She wants me to move my soloflex and treadmill for "necessities" like a sofa or television
Doesn't know what aisle the baby water is in at the supermarket
Thinks my 6" leather weight belt isn't "appropriate" to wear when meeting her parents
Thinks Pat Banya is natural
Insists on putting batteries in the smoke alarm, even if it means it may accidentally goes off at 3am and mess up my natural GH release
Thinks Kigtropin isn't bunk

Nails · « **Reply #39 on:** January 17, 2012, 10:01:38 AM »

Quote from: Tito24 on January 17, 2012, 07:35:02 AM

JasonH · « **Reply #40 on:** January 17, 2012, 10:05:38 AM »

Hahaha - Mass04 owning this thread!

Aussie Duffman · « **Reply #41 on:** January 17, 2012, 10:06:45 AM »

H..A..V..I..N..G..
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G...A...G
R,,E,,F,,L,,E,,X

Fortress · « **Reply #42 on:** January 17, 2012, 10:34:43 AM »

Poor hygiene
Has a love of anal sex (I am not into it, sorry)
Does drugs/regularly goes out with girlfriends and gets drunk
Won't grow a nice furry muff on my request
Dresses like a skank
Demands we live together/marry
Wants to go out each and every weekend
Isn't physically active in any way

Papper · « **Reply #43 on:** January 17, 2012, 10:39:02 AM »

Quote from: JasonH on January 17, 2012, 10:05:38 AM

Hahaha - Mass04 owning this thread!

Lol good thread turned out great. mass04 and this one is gold posts.

Quote from: sceagacros on January 17, 2012, 08:19:33 AM

Believing Pat Banya is natural...

I dont dare to post!

Raymondo · « **Reply #44 on:** January 17, 2012, 10:42:47 AM »

-girls who swear a lot

-girls with more male than female friends (I don't want to have to compete with five different guys)

-girls with a dominant male "best friend" (more than likely he's stringing her along to fall back on when his relationship collapses)

-girls who are overtly attention hungry

-girls who have been in far more relationships than I have (ten different people by age 25? fuck off)

-girls with an alcohol problem (many have it and don't know it, they just say they "like to have a bit of fun on the weekend")

-girls who are co-dependent (I won't be your crutch to lean on, nor do I want you to be mine)

-girls who are critical of everything (you can't connect with me this way)

JasonH · « **Reply #45 on:** January 17, 2012, 10:50:44 AM »

My dealbreakers:

Girls who:

smoke
drink too much alcohol or do drugs
cynical, disbelieving, and/or negative about everything
feminists
bad temper
lack of interests/hobbies
lack of sense of humour
post constant pics/status updates of themselves on Facebook
act like precious little princesses and expect to be treated this way
tight with money
lack of hips, ass, and/or skinny legs (shallow I know but it really is a turn-off for me)
bad breath
clingy
paranoid
gossip

I could go all day with this.

Nirvana · « **Reply #46 on:** January 17, 2012, 10:54:02 AM »

black

StanZoLOL · « **Reply #47 on:** January 17, 2012, 10:54:52 AM »

Quote from: JasonH on January 17, 2012, 10:50:44 AM

drink too much alcohol or do drugs

Isn't that about 99% these days. $:-\$

Raymondo · « **Reply #48 on:** January 17, 2012, 11:06:00 AM »

Quote from: JasonH on January 17, 2012, 10:50:44 AM

My dealbreakers:

Girls who:

smoke
drink too much alcohol or do drugs
cynical, disbelieving, and/or negative about everything
feminists
bad temper
lack of interests/hobbies
lack of sense of humour
post constant pics/status updates of themselves on Facebook
act like precious little princesses and expect to be treated this way
tight with money
lack of hips, ass, and/or skinny legs (shallow I know but it really is a turn-off for me)
bad breath
clingy
paranoid
gossip

I could go all day with this.

nice one, I should have thought of that one, I hate those bitches

Aussie Duffman · « **Reply #49 on:** January 17, 2012, 11:24:59 AM »

Not being a gay retarded amputee midget with a cleft pallete,Who doesent like fisting comaqtose patients in the dark back areas of the hospital with her compact little midget hands ,,,,,,,,,,,You know just the ussual