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Most Devastating Bodybuilding Injury.
« on: January 17, 2012, 02:16:51 PM »
  Rotator cuff injury and here is why: the only thing that all torso exercises, be it back, pec, delt or arm movements have in common is that they all involve the rotator cuff joint to one degree or another. Even triceps exercises, like French presses and triceps pulldowns, require you to strain your rotator cuff joint by keeping it steady. It is impossible to perform any upper boy exercise except for barbell curls without the involvement of the rotator cuff joint and the middle deltoid head that is the primary muscle involved in moving it. If you tear your quad, the second largest muscle in the body besides the buttocks, you can still work your calves and himstrings and all your upper body. If you tear your latissimus, you can still work your mid and lower back as well as your lower body. Both the latissiums and quadriceps are much larger muscles than the delt muscles involved in moving the rotator cuff joint, and yet tearing the latter has far more devastating consequences for bodybuilding.

  If you tear your rotator cuff joint, your bodybuilding is over forever. You won't be able to perform any upper body exercise, and it never heals 100% again. Recovery takes 6 months to a year, and you will lose 50% of your upper body strength forever. You will only be able to bench, military press and barbell row 50% of the weight you once could. It is the end.

  So make sure to strengthen your rotator cuff. The best way to do this is with isometric lateral raises. Grab heavy dumbbells and perform lateral raises, but hold the weight for 10 seconds when your arms are at a 90 degree angle from the floor. Then increase to 15 seconds and so on until you can hold it for 30 seconds. After that, increase the weight and rpeat the preocess so on and so forth.

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Re: Most Devastating Bodybuilding Injury.
« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2012, 02:18:42 PM »
i prefer just breaking German Shepherds spines with my bare hands. :D

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Re: Most Devastating Bodybuilding Injury.
« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2012, 02:18:58 PM »
I try my damdest not to tear anyfuckingthing,but great advice bro.

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Re: Most Devastating Bodybuilding Injury.
« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2012, 02:19:52 PM »
i prefer just breaking German Shepherds spines with my bare hands. :D

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  ;D

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Re: Most Devastating Bodybuilding Injury.
« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2012, 02:22:14 PM »
My only serious BB injury was/is my right rotator cuff, and it's a bitch.... :-\

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Re: Most Devastating Bodybuilding Injury.
« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2012, 02:23:42 PM »
a 6'5" 350 pound monster like Sucky must use the 120's at least for lateral raises.

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Re: Most Devastating Bodybuilding Injury.
« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2012, 02:23:57 PM »
i prefer just breaking German Shepherds spines with my bare hands. :D

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Re: Most Devastating Bodybuilding Injury.
« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2012, 02:36:59 PM »
Show some respect! sucksmensmuscle has overcome countless incidents of anal prolapse over the years to become the ripped 300lb specimen we read about on getbig everyday.

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Re: Most Devastating Bodybuilding Injury.
« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2012, 02:38:36 PM »
i prefer just breaking German Shepherds spines with my bare hands. :D

  Hey fat queer, at least I never got fucked in the ass by a homosexual like Derek Anthony did to you! ;D I will never let this go, fat Dave... :D

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Re: Most Devastating Bodybuilding Injury.
« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2012, 02:42:30 PM »
no, the most devastating injury is that pic where the dudes anus blows out his asshole during a squat. :-X :-X :-X
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Re: Most Devastating Bodybuilding Injury.
« Reply #10 on: January 17, 2012, 02:47:42 PM »
SMM on his date with women, of which he has one about every decade, bombards his helpless companion with an endless infodump on topics like nutrition, biomechanics, lifting technique, MMA and gorillas. The women, naturally, never call back after that first memorable evening with him and SMM is left wondering if maybe he is somehow, not smart enough, and goes off to read another fifty articles on de novo gluconeogenesis.

  I don't go on dates. I don't need to. Every time I want to slam dunk my gizz on some c.unt, I call escorts who are lingerie models in their spare time and cost up to 3 grand a night, which is pocket change to me(it truly is...). Or I just call Fat Dave's mom, who puts out to any dick willing to have her. One of the two.

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Re: Most Devastating Bodybuilding Injury.
« Reply #11 on: January 17, 2012, 03:00:37 PM »
lol@ 3000 dollar escorts, add that to the bullshit pile for this clown. ;D

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Re: Most Devastating Bodybuilding Injury.
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Re: Most Devastating Bodybuilding Injury.
« Reply #13 on: January 17, 2012, 03:06:05 PM »
lol@ 3000 dollar escorts, add that to the bullshit pile for this clown. ;D

  You're right, Fat Dave. I should just fuck your mom since she doesen't charge anything, but I like to have quality pussy every once in a while and not soemthing that smells like rotten cod fish mixed with vomit. ;D

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Re: Most Devastating Bodybuilding Injury.
« Reply #14 on: January 17, 2012, 03:11:28 PM »
Precisely bro, you've never had sex that you didn't pay for. Those prostitutes you claim you shagged- they were revolted by you, were probably thinking of their boyfriends to get through the session. You'll never know how it feels to have a woman willingly hand over the holiest of holies to you :)

Dave, for all his faults, got a woman to love him enough to marry him. This is something you won't experience for many, many years to come, if indeed you ever do.

Given your lack of social skills, your almost complete lack of humour, and your intense interests in certain areas, I'd say you have very strong autistic traits, perhpas you're an aspie?



oh and that pocket change comment, let's just add that to the list of claims below, shall we? ;D


  I understand...so you're Fat Dave's bitch in this board. I hope you understand that he got fucked in the ass by a homosexual, which makes you even more pathetic for being his bitch. You are pathetic, dude.

  And you are a noob, a nobody compared to me in this board. Who are you? Nobody. I am a Getbig institution and I have been a member of this board for almost 8 years. I think you should know your place and STFU.

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Re: Most Devastating Bodybuilding Injury.
« Reply #15 on: January 17, 2012, 03:11:50 PM »
What about a spinal cord lesion to the cervical region of the spine within C1-C7, due to extremely heavy squatting, that leads to permanent quadriplegia?  

Wouldn't that be the most devastating bodybuilding injury, since you will forever be sentenced to life in a wheelchair?



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Re: Most Devastating Bodybuilding Injury.
« Reply #16 on: January 17, 2012, 03:13:43 PM »
  You're right, Fat Dave. I should just fuck your mom since she doesen't charge anything, but I like to have quality pussy every once in a while and not soemthing that smells like rotten cod fish mixed with vomit. ;D

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Sucky, you're showing your ignorance of vaginas with this post.  Really, really hope this helps................... .you to decide suicide is a viable option.

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Re: Most Devastating Bodybuilding Injury.
« Reply #17 on: January 17, 2012, 03:14:47 PM »
What about a spinal cord lesion to the cervical region of the spine within C1-C7, due to extremely heavy squatting, that leads to permanent quadriplegia?  

Wouldn't that be the most devastating bodybuilding injury, since you will forever be sentenced to life in a wheelchair?



Food for thought...
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  How about the bench press bar collapsing on your chest, breaking your ribs and perfurating your lungs killing you instantly? Let's keep it reasonable and not use hyperbolic reasoning here.

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Re: Most Devastating Bodybuilding Injury.
« Reply #18 on: January 17, 2012, 03:17:39 PM »
 How about the bench press bar collapsing on your chest, breaking your ribs and perfurating your lungs killing you instantly? Let's keep it reasonable and not use hyperbolic reasoning here.

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"perfurating" your lungs would not cause instant death.  Now you're showing your ignorance about human physiology.

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Re: Most Devastating Bodybuilding Injury.
« Reply #19 on: January 17, 2012, 03:22:02 PM »
"perfurating" your lungs would not cause instant death.  Now you're showing your ignorance about human physiology.

That is correct.  A lung perforation will not cause instant death, but a complete lesion to the C1-C7 cervical region of the spine will cause instant quadriplegia.

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Re: Most Devastating Bodybuilding Injury.
« Reply #20 on: January 17, 2012, 03:23:54 PM »
LOL, as an autistic person, you're not even properly human, certainly not human in any conventional sense acceptable to any other person
I wonder how much this inhumanity of those affects the persons around you... of which I'm sure there aren't many ;)

  Autistic people lack language, you moron. I am far too loquacious and eloquent to be autistic. But then, what do you know? Nothing. I would rather be autistic than dumb as a box of rocks like you. At least autistic people can compose beautiful music, become great mathematicians and show great scientific intuition. You will never make any contributions to the World because you are dumb as fuck. You will forever be a prole, my friend.

  And autistics are far more human than you. Many of the greatest men of science and artists had autistic traits and I regard them as far more human than you. They were:^

  1. More intelligent than you.

  2. Capable of more conscientiousness than you.

  I regard both as characteristics that only humans have that distinguish humans from animals, and they had more of it then you.

  But you are right that I am not human: I am super-human since I had synthetic genes implanted on my DNA as an adolescent which makes me incredibly strong, atheltic and with a great immune system. I am resitent to over 300 strains of rabies, influenza, toxicoplasmosis and typhus.

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Re: Most Devastating Bodybuilding Injury.
« Reply #21 on: January 17, 2012, 03:25:22 PM »
How `bout if I dropped 405 off a building onto a persons head......that would hurt?  ;D

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Re: Most Devastating Bodybuilding Injury.
« Reply #22 on: January 17, 2012, 03:25:43 PM »
"perfurating" your lungs would not cause instant death.  Now you're showing your ignorance about human physiology.

  The lungs work to suck air by using the principle of vacuum. If you perfurate one of your lungs, they cannot suck air and you die of anoxia.

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Re: Most Devastating Bodybuilding Injury.
« Reply #23 on: January 17, 2012, 03:32:30 PM »
 The lungs work to suck air by using the principle of vacuum. If you perfurate one of your lungs, they cannot suck air and you die of anoxia.

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Sucky,

I love you baby, but that statement is just not correct.

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Re: Most Devastating Bodybuilding Injury.
« Reply #24 on: January 17, 2012, 03:32:52 PM »
 
  So make sure to strengthen your rotator cuff. The best way to do this is with isometric lateral raises. Grab heavy dumbbells and perform lateral raises, but hold the weight for 10 seconds when your arms are at a 90 degree angle from the floor. Then increase to 15 seconds and so on until you can hold it for 30 seconds. After that, increase the weight and rpeat the preocess so on and so forth.

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I deleted the first half of your post bc it was like watching paint dry. A lateral raise doesn't strengthen the rotator cuff it will actually give you more upper trap stimulus thus causing anterior tilt of the scap, and I'm sure you know when the scapula is anteriorally tilted it will cause the humerus to glide into the acromium> As far as rotator cuff what MUSCLE of the 4 are you trying to strengthen? Infraspinatus and teres minor - sidelying external rotation or prone external rotation will work best as emg studies are highest. Subscap? Prone extension and depression.. I could go on and say that most people need more work than just rotator cuff work because all shoulder dysfunction is caused by scapular dysfunction... Eric Cressey has written vigorously on this as well as a slew of other coaches and PT's.