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Cops Bust Naked Burglar Covered In Chocolate, Peanut Butter
Workers found suspect, 22, inside Kentucky market Comments(32)Share

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FEBRUARY 3--A naked burglar covered in chocolate and peanut butter was arrested early Tuesday after workers found him inside a Kentucky supermarket.

Andrew Toothman, 22, was collared by State Police troopers who responded to a 911 call from the Food World IGA market in the city of Neon (pop. 770). Pictured in the above mug shot, Toothman was charged with burglary, criminal mischief, and indecent exposure.

A court citation filed yesterday notes that Toothman--who was only wearing a pair of black boots--had “peanut butter and chocolate smeared all over person.” Troopers noted that the store’s front door was “busted out,” and that several fire extinguishers had been discharged. Peanut butter and chocolate were also spread on the market's floor and in the manager’s office.

But the most bizarre bit of vandalism, investigators reported, involved NyQuil, the popular cold and flu remedy. “There was nyquil on the floor that spelled out sorry,” according to the February 2 citation.

Toothman admitted to breaking into the market, troopers noted. The Kentuckian is being held in the Letcher County jail in lieu of $25,000 bond. (1 page)


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Re: WTF is going on in this country? Just when you thought you heard it all.
« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2012, 01:36:25 PM »


Looks muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch older than 22  :-\ :-\

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Re: WTF is going on in this country? Just when you thought you heard it all.
« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2012, 01:38:38 PM »

Looks muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch older than 22  :-\ :-\

Where does someone come up with this shit?    Who the fuck does this? 

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Re: WTF is going on in this country? Just when you thought you heard it all.
« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2012, 01:41:40 PM »
good times, good times.
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Re: WTF is going on in this country? Just when you thought you heard it all.
« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2012, 01:45:28 PM »
If I was the cop I probably would just laugh at this clown.


I hope they took pics of him covered in peanut butter
 

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Re: WTF is going on in this country? Just when you thought you heard it all.
« Reply #5 on: February 03, 2012, 01:48:27 PM »
There is a Reese's joke in this but I'm too tired to contrive it.
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