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2012 Flex Pro - A Schmoe at the Flex Pro
« on: February 20, 2012, 11:56:34 AM »
I went to the Flex Pro last Saturday night, and this was the first contest I've been to in eleven years.  And the first since I discovered getbig and the concept of the "schmoe."

I was sitting way in the back, and there was this guy sitting near me, wearing dark clothes and a hoodie.  But, he had the hoodie pulled over his head, nearly covering his face.  It actually reminded me of the Unibomber of some years back.

Anyway, poking out of the hoodie was a small binocular, as he watched the fitness gals and bikini models.

LOL, I guess this guy is what you would call a schmoe.
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Re: Schmoe at the Flex Pro
« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2012, 11:57:33 AM »
Quote from: Chippy on February 20, 2012, 11:56:34 AM
as he watched the fitness gals and bikini models.

That's no Schmoe.


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Re: Schmoe at the Flex Pro
« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2012, 11:58:19 AM »
Quote from: Overload on February 20, 2012, 11:57:33 AM
That's no Schmoe.


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No it wasn't, it was me.
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Re: Schmoe at the Flex Pro
« Reply #3 on: February 20, 2012, 12:03:13 PM »
Thanks for the update "chippy" (oh brother).
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Re: Schmoe at the Flex Pro
« Reply #4 on: February 20, 2012, 12:06:19 PM »
Im sure Chippy borrowed the binoculars once the men came out ::)
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Re: Schmoe at the Flex Pro
« Reply #5 on: February 20, 2012, 12:11:31 PM »
Quote from: Schmoe Buster on February 20, 2012, 12:06:19 PM
Im sure Chippy borrowed the binoculars once the men came out ::)

LMAO  ;D
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Re: Schmoe at the Flex Pro
« Reply #6 on: February 20, 2012, 03:34:06 PM »
From the 'back' of the Flex Pro.  You mean the first section, since the second part of the venue was blocked off?  And someone needed binoculars?  Come on now...

As for some of the fitness and bikini competitors - some of them looked great....   take a look at the pics...

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And the first since I discovered getbig and the concept of the "schmoe."

That isnt a schmoe - A schmoe is a person who loves the big muscular women.  That is the original concept of a schmoe.

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Re: Schmoe at the Flex Pro
« Reply #7 on: February 20, 2012, 03:40:32 PM »
Chippy has spoken Ron.....no need to elaborate further!  ;D
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Re: Schmoe at the Flex Pro
« Reply #8 on: February 20, 2012, 03:41:11 PM »
Quote from: Chippy on February 20, 2012, 11:56:34 AM
I went to the Flex Pro last Saturday night, and this was the first contest I've been to in eleven years.  And the first since I discovered getbig and the concept of the "schmoe."

I was sitting way in the back, and there was this guy sitting near me, wearing dark clothes and a hoodie.  But, he had the hoodie pulled over his head, nearly covering his face.  It actually reminded me of the Unibomber of some years back.

Anyway, poking out of the hoodie was a small binocular, as he watched the fitness gals and bikini models.

LOL, I guess this guy is what you would call a schmoe.

Translation: Chippy wore his favorite good luck bb show hoodie so as to hide his 'small binocular' from being seen during the male pre-judging.

Brutal attempt at covering up the real story 'hooded shmoe'.
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Re: 2012 Flex Pro - A Schmoe at the Flex Pro
« Reply #9 on: February 20, 2012, 03:42:50 PM »
The new adventures of "Chippy The Hooded Schmoe".............starrring "Chippy" as the hooded schmoe!  ;D
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Re: 2012 Flex Pro - A Schmoe at the Flex Pro
« Reply #10 on: February 20, 2012, 03:54:09 PM »
Quote from: wes on February 20, 2012, 03:42:50 PM
The new adventures of "Chippy The Hooded Schmoe".............starrring "Chippy" as the hooded schmoe!  ;D

Dude he completely gave himself away just with his getbig name. 'Chippy'? I mean come on, wasn't 'Jack MeHoffer' available?
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Re: 2012 Flex Pro - A Schmoe at the Flex Pro
« Reply #11 on: February 20, 2012, 03:59:22 PM »
I know right.......Mike Hunt would have been cool also.

Besides,who in the fuck would name their kid "Chippy" ?  ;D
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Re: 2012 Flex Pro - A Schmoe at the Flex Pro
« Reply #12 on: February 20, 2012, 04:03:37 PM »
Quote from: wes on February 20, 2012, 03:59:22 PM
I know right.......Mike Hunt would have been cool also.

Besides,who in the fuck would name their kid "Chippy" ?  ;D

Def not the name u wanna show up to max security prison with: 'hi everyone! They call me chippy'!
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Re: 2012 Flex Pro - A Schmoe at the Flex Pro
« Reply #13 on: February 20, 2012, 05:02:30 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

You guys are funny!!

I swear this story is true.  I thought this guy was really weird, and I thought this is what you'd consider a schmoe.   I didn't know it was limited to muscular women.  Or I guess muscular men too.  But this is one of things about getbig that I enjoy, I learn something new every time I log in.

Btw, I didn't "borrower" his binoculars.  And as for my name, it has a specific private meaning.  But if I'm ever in prison...
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Re: 2012 Flex Pro - A Schmoe at the Flex Pro
« Reply #14 on: February 20, 2012, 05:04:22 PM »
Welcome to the Thunderdome bitch!  ;D
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Re: 2012 Flex Pro - A Schmoe at the Flex Pro
« Reply #15 on: February 20, 2012, 05:04:54 PM »
Quote from: wes on February 20, 2012, 03:59:22 PM
I know right.......Mike Hunt would have been cool also.

Besides,who in the fuck would name their kid "Chippy" ?  ;D

a "chippy" is also a carpenter
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Re: 2012 Flex Pro - A Schmoe at the Flex Pro
« Reply #16 on: February 20, 2012, 05:08:40 PM »
Quote from: B_B_C on February 20, 2012, 05:04:54 PM
a "chippy" is also a carpenter
I had no clue......thanks!!

You learn something new hear everyday.  :)
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Re: 2012 Flex Pro - A Schmoe at the Flex Pro
« Reply #17 on: February 20, 2012, 05:12:02 PM »
Quote from: wes on February 20, 2012, 05:08:40 PM
......thanks!!

such politness
 must be the powderroom not the thunderdome
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Re: 2012 Flex Pro - A Schmoe at the Flex Pro
« Reply #18 on: February 20, 2012, 05:12:49 PM »
Quote from: B_B_C on February 20, 2012, 05:12:02 PM
such politness
 must be the powderroom not the thunderdome
I was gonna` say who gives a fuck but I`m in a pretty good more for a change!  ;)
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