Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from this tropic port
Aboard this tiny ship.
The skipper was a Mighty Mexican,
As brave as he was short,
Nine passengers set sail that day,
For a three hour tour, a three hour tour.
The weather started getting rough,
The tiny midget was tossed,
If not for the courage of the fearless Coach,
The sticky studs would be washed, the studs would be washed.
The ship set ground on the shore of this unchartered desert isle
With the Coach
Rush Limbaugh, too
baseball mom, and more ex-wives
an ex MMA star
Hannity and Palin
Here on Coach's isle.