jessica simpson nude covered for elle

[asromania]

[Quickerblade]

epically photoshopped.
she looked great in dukes of hazard.

she has aged heaps since then.

[Fortress]

Did her dad get her preggers?

I know he digs her tits.

[The_Infidel]

Her "career" finally tanks enough for her to pose nude and she's fuckin pregnant.  Just my luck. 

This chick looked great on Dukes of Hazzard in 05 but she really went to shit fast even before she got pregnant.  Women always get on my case.  "Infidel", they say, "why do you only want to fuck girls that are 18 and 19"?  My reply is that I wouldn't have to if their looks didn't peak at 19.  They almost all get fat, start chain-smoking cigarettes, their skin dries up and they live to bitch about other women.  I have no fucking use for them.  A 19 year old girl is still tight and by that age she's usually only been through around 150 cocks instead of the 900 to 1500 cocks that will have invaded her by her early 20's.  I'm not a misogyinst or anything but they are all fat whores.

Shit,  maybe I am a misogynist

 

[Hugo Chavez]

I'd drink that milk