Who signs up for that shit? Proctologists have to be closet gays.
A proctologist, more often referred to as a colorectal surgeon, is a medical professional who specializes in diseases of the colon, rectum, and anus. A proctologist sees a variety of conditions in the course of his or her practice, and also often works closely with urologists, who handle the urogenital tract in males and the urinary tract of women. In addition, a proctologist may work with an obstetrician/gynecologist to deal with specifically female issues or a gastroenterologist to deal with diseases of the gut. Cancers of the colon and rectum are the purview of a proctologist, as are fissures, fistulas, and hemorrhoids.
This doesn't seem at all gay to me.