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Re: Gorilla Thinking About Stuff.
« Reply #25 on: March 25, 2012, 09:23:22 PM »
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« Reply #26 on: March 25, 2012, 10:14:56 PM »
hey i hear gorillas also came up with String Theory  ;)
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Re: Gorilla Thinking About Stuff.
« Reply #27 on: March 25, 2012, 10:21:51 PM »
Can somebody remind of what the hell this thread is all about
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« Reply #28 on: March 26, 2012, 10:05:29 AM »
Quote from: Big N on March 25, 2012, 10:21:51 PM
Can somebody remind of what the hell this thread is all about

  It's about the gorilla contemplating Shrodinger's Cat as it takes a dump in the woods...

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Re: Gorilla Thinking About Stuff.
« Reply #29 on: March 26, 2012, 10:21:14 AM »
Remember that big necked gorilla at the zoo on the sopranos when Tony took Gloria Trillo,its at the 5.03 mark.

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Re: Gorilla Thinking About Stuff.
« Reply #30 on: March 26, 2012, 10:23:12 AM »
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« Reply #31 on: March 26, 2012, 10:26:32 AM »
Quote from: suckmymuscle on March 25, 2012, 04:18:50 PM
 Lol, people with autism cannot post online, nor do they have any interest in any kind of social interaction such as posting on internet message boards.

  You are so stupid that you cannot even own properly.

  Ha ha ha ha ha ha...you are dumber than a gorilla...ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...

  And anyone who reads through my thousands of posts can see that I have immense knowledge spanning numerous topics. I am hardly obsessive or autistic.

  And the reason why I write so much about gorillas is because they are the best role models for men, certainly much better than the metrosexual queers that the media shows down men's throats.

  How can any man not love an animal that is 500 lbs of lean muscle, kills to protect it's territory and has a harem of dozens of females to fuck?

  Gorillas are the epitome of alpha maleness.

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people with autism do  post online a lot very common
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Re: Gorilla Thinking About Stuff.
« Reply #32 on: March 26, 2012, 10:36:05 AM »
Quote from: suckmymuscle on March 24, 2012, 11:39:24 PM
 A gorilla thinking deep philosophical nuggets of wisdom:

 "Eat plant...fuck female...eat plant...sleep...fuck female...eat plant...kill rival silverback entering my realm...eat more plant...fuck more female...rest....eat bamboo...take a shit...eat more plant...fuck more female.............."


  
Lol, the width of the gorilla's back is RI-DUN-KU-LOUS...and look at the thickness of the neck and traps...this fucker could probably deadlift over 4 tons if it didn't have such short legs.

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lololl!! damn funny post! whos behind this gimmick? :D Alex, is that you?
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Re: Gorilla Thinking About Stuff.
« Reply #33 on: March 26, 2012, 10:42:12 AM »
Eat plant...fuck female.....kill rival gorilla....fuck female.......eat plant......get ass kicked by bear
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Re: Gorilla Thinking About Stuff.
« Reply #34 on: March 26, 2012, 10:48:42 AM »
Quote from: BigBuehl on March 26, 2012, 10:42:12 AM
Eat plant...fuck female.....kill rival gorilla....fuck female.......eat plant......get ass kicked by bear
Mint.
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Re: Gorilla Thinking About Stuff.
« Reply #35 on: March 26, 2012, 11:59:03 AM »
Grizzley >  Gorilla
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suckmymuscle

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« Reply #36 on: March 26, 2012, 01:05:40 PM »
Quote from: BigBuehl on March 26, 2012, 10:42:12 AM
Eat plant...fuck female.....kill rival gorilla....fuck female.......eat plant......get ass kicked by bear

  LOL, no. A bear cannot beat a gorilla in a fight.

  Statistically, the odds of this happening are so minimal that it is not worth considering.

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Re: Gorilla Thinking About Stuff.
« Reply #37 on: March 26, 2012, 01:08:03 PM »
Quote from: suckmymuscle on March 26, 2012, 01:05:40 PM
  LOL, no. A bear cannot beat a gorilla in a fight.

  Statistically, the odds of this happening are so minimal that it is not worth considering.

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Made you laugh though right?
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Re: Gorilla Thinking About Stuff.
« Reply #38 on: March 26, 2012, 01:13:50 PM »
Quote from: MarvinEderFan on March 25, 2012, 08:31:53 AM
suckmymuscle

I too am fascinated by gorilla strength. No I am not joking.

But can you sum up just briefly why/how it is that they are so strong? NOt just due to muscle size, but the physiology.

 ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #39 on: March 26, 2012, 11:33:11 PM »
Quote from: BigBuehl on March 26, 2012, 01:08:03 PM
Made you laugh though right?

  Here is the gorilla's response to the fools who think a bear can beat it in a fight:



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Re: Gorilla Thinking About Stuff.
« Reply #40 on: March 26, 2012, 11:43:04 PM »
  Lol, the back width of the gorilla in the first video I posted is just RI-DUN-KU-LOUS. Literally three times the width of Ronnie's back in his prime. I guestimate this gorilla to weight around 550 lbs

  The back muscle mass, coupled with it's muscle density and superior functional efficiency(compared to human muscles) indicates this gorilla would be able to deadlift a bar with vans at each end of the bar. The reason why it can't is because of it's short legs with long arms, which would make it impossible for it to perform a deadlift. But it certainly has the strength to do it.

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Re: Gorilla Thinking About Stuff.
« Reply #41 on: March 26, 2012, 11:50:24 PM »
Quote from: tbombz on March 25, 2012, 04:21:05 PM
a fully grown gorilla has a penis that is on average about an inch and a half long.


alpha male all the way.



you can see why SSM is so jealous of gorillas
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« Reply #42 on: March 27, 2012, 12:09:38 AM »
Quote from: aesthetics on March 26, 2012, 11:50:24 PM
you can see why SSM is so jealous of gorillas

  You are right, bro. The last time your mom got fucked in the ass by a silverback, she made some disparaging comments regarding my performance compared to the beast's. You see, even though my dick size far surpassed the animal's, I could not really match it's animal intensity and raw brutality. Your mother, being a whore, likes it really rough, and I cannot compete with the animal in the brutality category, so I am jealous of it. You are right about that. Take care.

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Re: Gorilla Thinking About Stuff.
« Reply #43 on: March 27, 2012, 09:29:47 PM »
Quote from: suckmymuscle on March 27, 2012, 12:09:38 AM
  You are right, bro. The last time your mom got fucked in the ass by a silverback, she made some disparaging comments regarding my performance compared to the beast's. You see, even though my dick size far surpassed the animal's, I could not really match it's animal intensity and raw brutality. Your mother, being a whore, likes it really rough, and I cannot compete with the animal in the brutality category, so I am jealous of it. You are right about that. Take care.

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Re: Gorilla Thinking About Stuff.
« Reply #44 on: March 28, 2012, 01:34:40 AM »
Sucky. I like this thread infos about Gorilla strength. :)
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