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Re: This guy slaps your girlfriends ass - What you gonna do?
« Reply #50 on: April 18, 2012, 09:37:47 AM »
You are in the club with your girlfriend, this guy come over an slaps ass of your gf.

What are you gonna do?

Ridicule him for looking like an illegal immigrant who just finished working on my yard, being a failed actor, coming second at the Olympia and for having a metrosexual beard and hair covered with "product"! He won't recover.

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Re: This guy slaps your girlfriends ass - What you gonna do?
« Reply #51 on: April 18, 2012, 09:43:16 AM »
I'd slap the blonde girl's ass standing behind him in retaliation.

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Re: This guy slaps your girlfriends ass - What you gonna do?
« Reply #52 on: April 18, 2012, 10:37:02 AM »
I'd invite him to fuck the shit out of her ,he is Kevin Levrone after all...  :D
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Re: This guy slaps your girlfriends ass - What you gonna do?
« Reply #53 on: April 18, 2012, 10:39:52 AM »
"Oh Hi! Can I get your autograph, please?"

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Re: This guy slaps your girlfriends ass - What you gonna do?
« Reply #54 on: April 18, 2012, 10:57:28 AM »
I'd invite him to fuck the shit out of her ,he is Kevin Levrone after all...  :D

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Re: This guy slaps your girlfriends ass - What you gonna do?
« Reply #55 on: April 18, 2012, 11:22:55 AM »
Stark seems like the kind of guy who's "taken down" a lot of big dudes.

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Re: This guy slaps your girlfriends ass - What you gonna do?
« Reply #56 on: April 18, 2012, 11:56:30 AM »
Call Al Sharpton.  ;D

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Re: This guy slaps your girlfriends ass - What you gonna do?
« Reply #57 on: April 18, 2012, 12:01:12 PM »
It must suck to be small and weak.

nobody ever fucks with me, this would never happen

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Re: This guy slaps your girlfriends ass - What you gonna do?
« Reply #58 on: April 18, 2012, 12:15:37 PM »
lol that people still think bodybuilders are somehow better fighters as a result of their extra mass.
My former 185lbs self would kick the shit out of my current 220lb lethargic ass.
If a guy is naturally big and muscular, that is different. Gaining extra muscles in the gym is hardly
a good way to go about being a better fighter. Lean and mean, with increased strength via the CNS
is what would make a better fighter. There's a reason guys like GSP train like Oly lifters instead of
bodybuilders.
Training to fight is what makes you a good fighter. A 145lb boxer would wipe the floor with a 230+lb
bodybuilder with no fight training.

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Re: This guy slaps your girlfriends ass - What you gonna do?
« Reply #59 on: April 18, 2012, 12:23:07 PM »
It must suck to be small and weak.

nobody ever fucks with me, this would never happen
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Re: This guy slaps your girlfriends ass - What you gonna do?
« Reply #60 on: April 18, 2012, 12:50:37 PM »
Tell him to fuck off.
Probably would be throwing GH vials at me in self defense.
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Re: This guy slaps your girlfriends ass - What you gonna do?
« Reply #61 on: April 18, 2012, 01:06:49 PM »
lol that people still think bodybuilders are somehow better fighters as a result of their extra mass.
My former 185lbs self would kick the shit out of my current 220lb lethargic ass.
If a guy is naturally big and muscular, that is different. Gaining extra muscles in the gym is hardly
a good way to go about being a better fighter. Lean and mean, with increased strength via the CNS
is what would make a better fighter. There's a reason guys like GSP train like Oly lifters instead of
bodybuilders.
Training to fight is what makes you a good fighter. A 145lb boxer would wipe the floor with a 230+lb
bodybuilder with no fight training.

well it's obvious that training to fight would make you a better fighter, but i doubt you'd be fighting UFC guys very frequently. against the average drunk fool in a bar, i'd imagine your increased mass would definitely help. not to mention the aggression/strength advantages from aas.

on another note i don't see why boxing would be mutually exclusive to bodybuilding, maybe not professional-level boxing but i imagine learning to properly throw a few basic punches and doing enough cardio to not get winded after 5 seconds would go a long way in those types of situations.

i carry a ccw but plan to learn at least a bit of martial arts to defend myself

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Re: This guy slaps your girlfriends ass - What you gonna do?
« Reply #62 on: April 18, 2012, 03:02:53 PM »
It must suck to be small and weak.

nobody ever fucks with me, this would never happen

Full bucket of chum thrown into the water..... ;D

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Re: This guy slaps your girlfriends ass - What you gonna do?
« Reply #63 on: April 18, 2012, 03:43:17 PM »
Full bucket of chum thrown into the water..... ;D

Ha ha  ;D

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Re: This guy slaps your girlfriends ass - What you gonna do?
« Reply #64 on: April 18, 2012, 04:17:45 PM »
You are in the club with your girlfriend, this guy come over an slaps ass of your gf.

What are you gonna do?




I would turn around and slap his ass, ditch my girlfriend and say lets go hang.

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Re: This guy slaps your girlfriends ass - What you gonna do?
« Reply #65 on: April 18, 2012, 04:35:18 PM »
Ha ha  ;D

Like moths to a flame..... ;D

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Re: This guy slaps your girlfriends ass - What you gonna do?
« Reply #66 on: April 18, 2012, 04:57:16 PM »

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Re: This guy slaps your girlfriends ass - What you gonna do?
« Reply #68 on: April 18, 2012, 05:19:11 PM »
Yet another thread that has degenerated into "who can beat who".

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Re: This guy slaps your girlfriends ass - What you gonna do?
« Reply #69 on: April 18, 2012, 05:31:07 PM »
If it was in America I would beat him like a run away slave, infront of the whole club and make sure the beating was caught on security camera and when the police arrive I would remind them hes black and his arse would be the one getting slapped in prison. Seriously My GF would sock him in the face.

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Re: This guy slaps your girlfriends ass - What you gonna do?
« Reply #70 on: April 18, 2012, 06:07:19 PM »
Levrone slapping my womans ass????

I'd tell her to turn the other cheek...

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Re: This guy slaps your girlfriends ass - What you gonna do?
« Reply #71 on: April 18, 2012, 06:51:32 PM »
If it was in America I would beat him like a run away slave, infront of the whole club and make sure the beating was caught on security camera and when the police arrive I would remind them hes black and his arse would be the one getting slapped in prison. Seriously My GF would sock him in the face.

Translation: I'm a 14 year old virgin.

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Re: This guy slaps your girlfriends ass - What you gonna do?
« Reply #72 on: April 19, 2012, 06:01:26 AM »
if i wasn't "in love" with said girlfriend, i'd most likely ask him if he'd like to join us in a threesome

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#1 - you're an ugly skinny idiot who adores youtube and typing wiggerspeak

#2 - any girl with you would be a loser or dumb and blind

#3 - you're attempts at being "cool" are all failures .. this instance is so far the most pitiful

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Re: This guy slaps your girlfriends ass - What you gonna do?
« Reply #73 on: April 19, 2012, 06:04:22 AM »
fuckin weirdo


#1 - you're an ugly skinny idiot who adores youtube and typing wiggerspeak

#2 - any girl with you would be a loser or dumb and blind

#3 - you're attempts at being "cool" are all failures .. this instance is so far the most pitiful


Lol,Hi Groink and CalvinH :D

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Re: This guy slaps your girlfriends ass - What you gonna do?
« Reply #74 on: May 26, 2012, 01:46:02 AM »
You are in the club with your girlfriend, this guy come over an slaps ass of your gf.

What are you gonna do?




LOL my last gf was half black so I'll say this....I'd pay him to fuck her, then I would go downstairs and cook him the freshest flounder you can get on the east coast.
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