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Re: Dave Palumbo - How to Detox Your Kidneys
« Reply #25 on: May 06, 2012, 01:12:15 AM »
Quote from: avxo on May 06, 2012, 01:07:02 AM
Clearly this is a man whose kidneys are healthy and operating at peak efficiency... 10 cases of your best kidney snake oil good sir!

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Re: Dave Palumbo - How to Detox Your Kidneys
« Reply #26 on: May 06, 2012, 01:55:39 AM »
Yes he's wearing eyeliner. Is that Salma Hayek in the background?
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Re: Dave Palumbo - How to Detox Your Kidneys
« Reply #27 on: May 06, 2012, 05:01:09 AM »
Quote from: DanielPaul on May 05, 2012, 04:21:36 PM
why must he open his eyes so wide when he speaks, his arms are so lean yet he still carries a gut , what gives?
It's Palumboism my friend.  You now know the truth.
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Re: Dave Palumbo - How to Detox Your Kidneys
« Reply #28 on: May 06, 2012, 01:54:07 PM »
Livin' every 45 year olds' dream...



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Re: Dave Palumbo - How to Detox Your Kidneys
« Reply #29 on: May 06, 2012, 01:57:25 PM »
Quote from: ether on May 06, 2012, 01:54:07 PM
Livin' every 45 year olds' dream...



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Palumbo looks like a zombie from Dawn of the Dead. He seems to really enjoy spending time with boys half his age.
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Re: Dave Palumbo - How to Detox Your Kidneys
« Reply #30 on: May 06, 2012, 05:12:11 PM »
Quote from: deadz on May 06, 2012, 01:57:25 PM
Palumbo looks like a zombie from Dawn of the Dead. He seems to really enjoy spending time with boys half his age.

He drains their youth and takes it for his own. It sustains him.
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Re: Dave Palumbo - How to Detox Your Kidneys
« Reply #31 on: May 06, 2012, 07:43:46 PM »
Quote from: avxo on May 06, 2012, 05:12:11 PM
He drains their youth and takes it for his own. It sustains him.

Their youth isn't the only thing he's draining...
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Re: Dave Palumbo - How to Detox Your Kidneys
« Reply #32 on: May 07, 2012, 06:51:39 AM »
Does anyone go to rxmuscle anymore?
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Re: Dave Palumbo - How to Detox Your Kidneys
« Reply #33 on: May 07, 2012, 11:08:42 AM »
Quote from: ether on May 06, 2012, 01:54:07 PM
Livin' every 45 year olds' dream...



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Legit alien life form right there.
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Re: Dave Palumbo - How to Detox Your Kidneys
« Reply #34 on: May 08, 2012, 04:43:40 AM »
Quote from: avxo on May 06, 2012, 05:12:11 PM
He drains their youth and takes it for his own. It sustains him.

Hahahaha yes, he's currently on a cycle of 50 under 21's a day just to keep his youthful looks!
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Re: Dave Palumbo - How to Detox Your Kidneys
« Reply #35 on: May 08, 2012, 04:56:27 AM »
Dave needs more than a regular kidney transplant, he would have to carry a bespoke 7 day kidney dispenser/pill box type getup lol
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Re: Dave Palumbo - How to Detox Your Kidneys
« Reply #36 on: May 08, 2012, 07:07:22 AM »
Quote from: Tito24 on May 05, 2012, 02:05:16 AM
yes he already began with his second life

lol
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Re: Dave Palumbo - How to Detox Your Kidneys
« Reply #37 on: May 08, 2012, 07:14:41 AM »
Quote from: deadz on May 06, 2012, 01:57:25 PM
Palumbo looks like a zombie from Dawn of the Dead. He seems to really enjoy spending time with boys half his age.

I wonder how many tubs of species protein Dave Palumbo paid those guys.
I hear that he'll provide a bodybuilder who works his booth all day at an expo with two pound jug of protein powder, in exchange for their labor
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Re: Dave Palumbo - How to Detox Your Kidneys
« Reply #38 on: May 08, 2012, 07:43:05 AM »
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Re: Dave Palumbo - How to Detox Your Kidneys
« Reply #39 on: May 08, 2012, 07:54:55 AM »
Quote from: BigCyp on May 08, 2012, 04:56:27 AM
Dave needs more than a regular kidney transplant, he would have to carry a bespoke 7 day kidney dispenser/pill box type getup lol


Like a jumbo palumbo pez kidney dispenser cyp?
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Re: Dave Palumbo - How to Detox Your Kidneys
« Reply #40 on: May 08, 2012, 12:48:00 PM »





 
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Re: Dave Palumbo - How to Detox Your Kidneys
« Reply #41 on: May 08, 2012, 12:49:52 PM »
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Re: Dave Palumbo - How to Detox Your Kidneys
« Reply #42 on: May 08, 2012, 12:55:38 PM »
Maybe try fasting or more water. Fuck buying bogus products.
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Re: Dave Palumbo - How to Detox Your Kidneys
« Reply #43 on: May 08, 2012, 12:58:25 PM »
Quote from: 99 Bananas on May 08, 2012, 12:55:38 PM
Maybe try fasting or more water. Fuck buying bogus products.

Or, try never being juiced to the gills while suffering with bigorexia.

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Re: Dave Palumbo - How to Detox Your Kidneys
« Reply #44 on: May 08, 2012, 01:11:26 PM »
If he doesn't have a thyroid problem, he's looks to be high on stims. That's an awful lot of blinking going on for a guy so bug-eyed.
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Re: Dave Palumbo - How to Detox Your Kidneys
« Reply #45 on: May 08, 2012, 02:51:17 PM »
Quote from: shiftedShapes on May 05, 2012, 02:04:01 AM
he looks like he already died.

LOL.

Bill Compton took one look at his twitching corpse and said, "Arr yuu kiddin' me?  Puh-thetic." 

But one of his acolytes, ever a schmoe at heart, decided to give good old Dave a shot at eternal life and resurrected him. 

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Re: Dave Palumbo - How to Detox Your Kidneys
« Reply #46 on: May 08, 2012, 05:47:48 PM »
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Re: Dave Palumbo - How to Detox Your Kidneys
« Reply #47 on: May 08, 2012, 05:52:49 PM »
Working with Dave Palumbo...



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Re: Dave Palumbo - How to Detox Your Kidneys
« Reply #48 on: May 09, 2012, 04:53:50 AM »
Quote from: Jaime on May 08, 2012, 07:54:55 AM

Like a jumbo palumbo pez kidney dispenser cyp?

Yes Jamie, this one would reflect his health the best

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Re: Dave Palumbo - How to Detox Your Kidneys
« Reply #49 on: May 09, 2012, 01:09:08 PM »
He's definitely wearing eye liner.  He has a gay vibe about him and his speech that I did not notice before. 

He looks very ill... like he's got AIDS or cancer.  I predict this man will not live another 3 years.

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