As men in the gym we check out each others biceps and chest to see who is bigger, so when we go to the urinal what is the rule there do you look straight ahead or do you glance to the side to see if the dudes dick is bigger than yours. no homo
look at his dick when hes pissin in the urinel next to u... then say nice watch, he will think u were simply looking at his wrist watch. no harm in that
Tried that one, unfortunately I was standing next to SUCKMYMUSCLE who wasn't wearing his solid 18k Rolex Daytona at the time so I just admitted I was checking his outer palms for alsatian neck imprint scars.
never get out of your car in the FreeWay