Author Topic: Another bodybuilding.com pussyslayer!!! (Read 34386 times)

TrueGrit · « **Reply #75 on:** May 14, 2012, 06:52:45 PM »

Quote from: Army of One on May 14, 2012, 09:23:41 AM

"On Sat after working out, I decided to run to Costco to buy some grubbage for the week. I was standing in line waiting to check out and noticed a ridiculously hot jailbait with her mom checking out next to me. Every time I looked over there I noticed she would look away and tell her mom something. Finally, on our way out (I was in directly in front of them) I heard her tell her mom that I had a sexy body and I must workout to which I turned around and said "Thanks and I do work out" Consequently, JB turned tomato red and finally said I didn't think u heard me my gosh I'm so embarrassed. I just laughed and so did her mom it was pretty funny."

Yep, really believe this guy.

Army of One · « **Reply #76 on:** May 14, 2012, 07:01:11 PM »

"When I was 240 and a very big (bodybuilder type body) I got treated alright by ladies,however when I cut down to 200 I get alot of 9's, when before I was getting 7's and 8's. When my face was rounder the ladies didnt like it as much, now that I'm cut (for the most part) I get treated alot better. However in eyes, people that go just for looks are very shallow and are probably not worth it in the first place. If you've got a got game and can talk it up, you will get the 9's anyway, its all in that mouthpiece. Lesson learned."

SF1900 · « **Reply #77 on:** May 14, 2012, 07:02:24 PM »

Quote from: Army of One on May 14, 2012, 07:01:11 PM

"When I was 240 and a very big (bodybuilder type body) I got treated alright by ladies,however when I cut down to 200 I get alot of 9's, when before I was getting 7's and 8's. When my face was rounder the ladies didnt like it as much, now that I'm cut (for the most part) I get treated alot better. However in eyes, people that go just for looks are very shallow and are probably not worth it in the first place. If you've got a got game and can talk it up, you will get the 9's anyway, its all in that mouthpiece. Lesson learned."

haha, sure he was a 240 bodybuilder and now gets better looking girls now that he is slimmed down ha lol

SF1900 · « **Reply #78 on:** May 14, 2012, 07:06:45 PM »

I think a lot in my life has changed.... I lost about 20 pounds of fat, and went from about 23% BF to 13%BF.... Just yesterday a friend of mine said I looked "hot" LOL and I do get lots of comments like that on my myspace

haha lol

In terms of my genitals... I think... I think... No proof... but just that I think... (gosh, this is a bit embarrasing), that it looks bigger when flacid and maybe a bit longer on full attention... I think the biggest difference (at least one or two ppl have told me), is when flacid.

I would say that my sex life is a lot better in the sense that:

-Now I get touched and carressed in my stomach

Hulkotron · « **Reply #79 on:** May 14, 2012, 07:08:46 PM »

Bodybuilder type body

*is 166 lbs with 14% bf*

Army of One · « **Reply #80 on:** May 14, 2012, 07:09:01 PM »

"Yeah I can't get over the stares. I can honestly say that before I lost weight I had never really had any girl look at me, and now if I even go out for 5 minutes they'll all be staring!!!"

Mawse · « **Reply #81 on:** May 14, 2012, 07:09:03 PM »

priceless, plz post more. I love that tubby fucks pedo fantasy. I doubt the 'hot jailbait' was thinking anything but ewww gross old man

bb.com is comedy gold.. most of those delusional skinny-fats think they're a few months and a tub of creatine away from being 200+ onstage

Army of One · « **Reply #82 on:** May 14, 2012, 07:13:10 PM »

"i was at the store the other day buying caned tuna and chicken in the checkout lane and there was either something crazy going on behind me or she just did a double take at me like i was a complete shock to the system.(she was probly in her late 30's early 40's)
also the other day i whent to gnc to buy some vitamins
i hardly said 2 words to the clerk so either she was a vitamin freak or something but she couldnt stop giggling or grining from ear to ear. maybe the reaction trained to do but i think i can tell the difference from being helpfull to being giddy. (she was probly 25-30)"

Army of One · « **Reply #83 on:** May 14, 2012, 07:17:14 PM »

Coming across a few reposts from the older thread but they are funny enough for a 2nd post

"The difference, man the difference was incredible. Suddenly girls were looking at me all over the place. Take it from me lads, if you reach 32 and look good you will not struggle as there is virtually no competition. I would see woman sitting with their boyfriends and she would give me really huge smiles when he wasn't looking, I would go out to clubs with my mates and I would get women openly ask me to go home with them. I was in a quiet bar once, talking to my best mate and his dad. I went up the bar and got the drinks, smiled at a girl and went back to my mate and his dad. About 15 mins later this girl and her mate came and stood right in front of me talked about my jacket then one of them offered to take me out the back and play some flute music in return for my jacket. I didn't take her up on the offer, I was already a very busy lad lol.

But the relevance is, back when i was 19, this guy I was standing with was a magnet and was the opposite. These girls never looked at him once though! He is actually bigger than me, bigger arms and chest, but he carries a lot of fat with it. It looks good but it is like "doorman" good if you get my drift.

So anyway, I was getting offers left right and center, taking some up"

Army of One · « **Reply #84 on:** May 14, 2012, 07:19:02 PM »

Another classic

"I had an awesome night on Friday - met up in London who I hadn't seen in a while who brought a friend of hers I hadn't met before. Took off my jumper a bit later and she said 'oooh look at your arms!". She got the gun show Five minutes later she was sitting on my lap asking for my number"

Hulkotron · « **Reply #85 on:** May 14, 2012, 07:21:30 PM »

Quote from: Army of One on May 14, 2012, 07:17:14 PM

Coming across a few reposts from the older thread but they are funny enough for a 2nd post

"The difference, man the difference was incredible. Suddenly girls were looking at me all over the place. Take it from me lads, if you reach 32 and look good you will not struggle as there is virtually no competition. I would see woman sitting with their boyfriends and she would give me really huge smiles when he wasn't looking, I would go out to clubs with my mates and I would get women openly ask me to go home with them. I was in a quiet bar once, talking to my best mate and his dad. I went up the bar and got the drinks, smiled at a girl and went back to my mate and his dad. About 15 mins later this girl and her mate came and stood right in front of me talked about my jacket then one of them offered to take me out the back and play some flute music in return for my jacket. I didn't take her up on the offer, I was already a very busy lad lol.

But the relevance is, back when i was 19, this guy I was standing with was a magnet and was the opposite. These girls never looked at him once though! He is actually bigger than me, bigger arms and chest, but he carries a lot of fat with it. It looks good but it is like "doorman" good if you get my drift.

So anyway, I was getting offers left right and center, taking some up"

ahahaha

TrueGrit · « **Reply #86 on:** May 14, 2012, 07:35:14 PM »

Fucking love this shit. Genuinely laughing out loud here.

These studs can't even go buy a can of soup without women trying to fuck them.

Army of One · « **Reply #87 on:** May 14, 2012, 08:02:36 PM »

"Lol today i had someone look at my tricep as i had my arm straight and he said ''holy crap did you know you have that massive bump on your arm'' lol that made my day (my triceps are probably the biggest gains ive made in all my body)."

"Was at a party the other day had long time friend was there, she was going on about how manly i look as she was feeling up my chest. I love how muscular my chest is getting."

Army of One · « **Reply #88 on:** May 14, 2012, 08:06:53 PM »

"My life has changed completly, everything is much easier, never had that much friend. And the attention from the lady's is just crazy

I now enjoy clubing(alcool free lol)!"

Danjo · « **Reply #89 on:** May 14, 2012, 08:14:24 PM »

I bet these ~~delusional fucktards~~ pussy magnets cant walk down the street without panties thrown at em

BB.com= delusional.com

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #90 on:** May 14, 2012, 10:02:49 PM »

Quote from: Army of One on May 14, 2012, 03:48:48 AM

"While I was out shopping I started chatting up one of the sales girls and it it seemed like she was pretty into me and not in a "just something and give me my commission" sort of way. Like a retard I froze up and wasn't even sure what to do. I'll get it next time though. "

LMFAO

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #91 on:** May 14, 2012, 10:06:17 PM »

Quote from: Army of One on May 14, 2012, 07:13:10 PM

"i was at the store the other day buying caned tuna and chicken in the checkout lane and there was either something crazy going on behind me or she just did a double take at me like i was a complete shock to the system.(she was probly in her late 30's early 40's)
also the other day i whent to gnc to buy some vitamins
i hardly said 2 words to the clerk so either she was a vitamin freak or something but she couldnt stop giggling or grining from ear to ear. maybe the reaction trained to do but i think i can tell the difference from being helpfull to being giddy. (she was probly 25-30)"

Tito24 · « **Reply #92 on:** May 15, 2012, 05:14:23 AM »

Do these texts really belong to these persons?

CalvinH · « **Reply #93 on:** May 15, 2012, 05:19:09 AM »

ChristopherA · « **Reply #94 on:** May 15, 2012, 05:57:46 AM »

Keep them coming

Tito24 · « **Reply #95 on:** May 15, 2012, 06:02:45 AM »

"i liek to get fucked by tito"

Krankenstein · « **Reply #96 on:** May 15, 2012, 06:03:02 AM »

Quote from: SF1900 on May 14, 2012, 07:06:45 PM

I think a lot in my life has changed.... I lost about 20 pounds of fat, and went from about 23% BF to 13%BF.... Just yesterday a friend of mine said I looked "hot" LOL and I do get lots of comments like that on my myspace

haha lol

In terms of my genitals... I think... I think... No proof... but just that I think... (gosh, this is a bit embarrasing), that it looks bigger when flacid and maybe a bit longer on full attention... I think the biggest difference (at least one or two ppl have told me), is when flacid.

I would say that my sex life is a lot better in the sense that:

-Now I get touched and carressed in my stomach

How cute....his 'purely platonic guy friend' is so encouraging

240 is Back · « **Reply #97 on:** May 15, 2012, 06:06:09 AM »

encourage them to register here so that their false confidence can be shattered.

lovemonkey · « **Reply #98 on:** May 15, 2012, 07:35:51 AM »

Surely these are all "before" pics, right?

225for70 · « **Reply #99 on:** May 15, 2012, 07:40:31 AM »

Quote from: kh300 on May 11, 2012, 09:56:05 AM

lol its like a squadfather story except its for real

Lol