im getting married today

[JOHN MATRIX]

any last minute words of wisdom from the getbig broskis of iron? 

[gmflex]

Dont do it  


 

[Hulkotron]

PTPS

[Fortress]

I'd congratulate you, but it wouldn't be sincere. Fact is, in all likelihood you're doing something that you'll come to regret; likely sooner than later.

[mass243]

LOL @ getting married in few hours and still postin' on GB 

That's hardcore 

[kevinf]

they legalized gay marriage in your state huh?

[Dorian01]

Dont dont it   

+1 , don't ruin your life.

[OneMoreRep]

any last minute words of wisdom from the getbig broskis of iron? 

Yea, you know that ackward cousin of your soon to be wife, you know the guy that is kind of shy, always looks well dressed and gets anxious around you?

Well, he is gay and before you pull the trigger and say I do, I think you should offer to suck his dick.  Now hear me out, I know it sounds crazy.  I mean, why would a guy that is just about to seal the deal on a lifelong commitment to heterosexuality pick up and suck a dick?  The truth is that unless you do it once, you'll never know what you're missing.

Give it a try just once and if you don't like it, just don't tell anyone about it, but if you do, you might want to consider calling the whole marriage thing off.

Anyway, good luck!
"1"

[Shockwave]

Dont be dumb. Dont cheat (unless she cheats 1st.)

[NYSTATEOFMIND]

any nudes of your soon to be wife?

gotta make sure you doing the right thing

[JOHN MATRIX]

LOL @ getting married in few hours and still postin' on GB 

That's hardcore 

yes i made them reschedule the whole thing 2 hours back so i could still get in my morning quads and hams workout (gotta stay consistent), just finished, sitting here enjoying a nice shake of protein/glutamine/aminos...already packed a few tupperware bowls of rice and chicken breast to have on hand the rest of the day in case i feel i start feeling that im going catabolic; my bros are gonna have them  at the ready all night since the reception could go as long as 6 hours without access to protein

[Shockwave]

yes i made them reschedule the whole thing 2 hours back so i could still get in my morning quads and hams workout (gotta stay consistent), just finished, sitting here enjoying a nice shake of protein/glutamine/aminos...already packed a few tupperware bowls of rice and chicken breast to have on hand the rest of the day in case i feel i start feeling that im going catabolic; my bros are gonna have them  at the ready all night since the reception could go as long as 6 hours without access to protein

If youre marrying a good woman, you'll be happy.
If not, well you soon wont be. (Married or happy, probably both.)

[DroppingPlates]

Dont dont it   


 

X2, my first thought.

Thank us later for our advice.

[Big N]

Congrat's, does she have a sister.

- Thanks

[Schmoff]

may you and your boyfriend be a happy married couple

[NYSTATEOFMIND]

NUDES!!

[Hulkotron]

yes i made them reschedule the whole thing 2 hours back so i could still get in my morning quads and hams workout (gotta stay consistent), just finished, sitting here enjoying a nice shake of protein/glutamine/aminos...already packed a few tupperware bowls of rice and chicken breast to have on hand the rest of the day in case i feel i start feeling that im going catabolic; my bros are gonna have them  at the ready all night since the reception could go as long as 6 hours without access to protein

JOHN MATRIX is the hardest of hardcore bbers, well done brother.

[leadhead]

Best advice I can give- run!!!

Congrats bro. Hopefully it'll work out great for ya.

[Tapeworm]

any last minute words of wisdom from the getbig broskis of iron? 

Love her with all you've got and nothing less.  It's the only real thing.  The rest is just noise.  

Congratulations, Matrix.

[Dr Dutch]

Say hi to your mother-in-law from Getbig....

[Shockwave]

Love her with all you've got and nothing less.  It's the only real thing.  The rest is just noise.  

Congratulations, Matrix.

x2.
Lots of armchair husbands cant find a decent women on here, lulz.

[Fortress]

Love her with all you've got and nothing less.

Worst advice ever. Doing this will just make it hurt that much more when she a) cheats, b) tells you to pack your shit, c) nags you until you're sitting on the end of your bed with a gun in your mouth, or d) ... you get the idea.

Just think, you are committing yourself to slipping your rod into the same vagina for the rest of your life. Horrific.

Other things you have to look forward to: children (nightmare), in-law family events, etc.

Pretty soon you'll develop a screws-collecting hobby out in the garage just to have an excuse to get away from the dizzy broad. 

[240 is Back]

start making a list of the females you're not allowed to have sex with.


start with her.

[99 Bananas]

[240 is Back]

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