"Hey, fuck off."
"What?"
"You're on my land."
"Uhh...no. My family has lived here for generations now."
"Doesn't matter. God gave my people this land."
"You don't say."
"Yep. God wants us to have it."
"You know what? I think you just want to have it."
"Nope. God said."
"Not to me, he didn't. Might have saved all this confusion if he told us both."