DID YOUR PARENTS HAVE ANY CHILDREN THAT LIVED?
Sir, yes sir
I BET THEY REGRET THAT. YOU'RE SO UGLY YOU COULD BE A MODERN ART MASTERPIECE! WHAT'S YOUR NAME FATBODY?
Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir.
LAWRENCE- LAWRENCE WHAT? OF ARABIA?
Sir, no sir.
THAT NAME SOUNDS LIKE ROYALTY TO ME. ARE YOU ROYALTY?
Sir, no sir.
DO YOU SUCK DICKS?
Sir, no sir.
BULLSHIT I BET YOU COULD SUCK A GOLF BALL THROUGH A GARDEN HOLE.
Sir, no sir.
I DONT LIKE THE NAME LAWRENCE ONLY FAGGOTS AND SAILORS ARE CALLED LAWRENCE. FROM NOW ON YOUR GOMER PYLE!
Sir, yes sir.
DO YOU THINK IM CUTE PRIVATE PYLE DO YOU THINK IM FUNNY?
Sir, no sir.
THEN WIPE THAT DISGUSTING GRIN OF YOUR FACE!
Sir, yes sir.
WELL ANY FUCKING TIME SWEETHEART!
Sir, I'm trying sir.
PRIVATE PYLE IM GONNA GIVE YOU THREE SECONDS, EXACTLY THREE FUCKING SECONDS TO WIPE THAT STUPID LOOKIN GRIN OFF YOUR FACE OR I WILL GOUGE OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND SKULLFUCK YOU!!
ONE!!
TWO!!
THREE!!
Sir, I can't help it sir.
BULLSHIT GET ON YOUR KNEES SCUMBAG!
NOW CHOKE YOURSELF!
GODDAMN IT WITH MY HAND NUMBNUTS!
DONT PULL MY FUCKING HAND OVER THERE I SAID CHOCK YOURSELF. NOW LEAN FORWARD AND CHOCK YOURSELF
ARE YOU THROUGH GRINNING?
Sir, yes sir
BULLSHIT I CANT HEAR YOU!
SIR YES SIR
BULLSHIT I STILL CANT HEAR YOU SOUND OFF LIKE YOU'VE GOT A PAIR!
SIR YES SIR
THAT'S ENOUGH GET ON YOUR FEET.
PRIVATE PYLE YOU HAD BEST SQUARE YOUR ASS AWAY AND START SHITTING ME TIFFANY CUFFLINKS. OR I WILL DEFINITELY FUCK YOU UP!
Sir, yes sir
