So, there's a flood in this town, and there's a priest standing waist deep in water. A boat comes by, offers to pick up the priest, but he refuses, saying that God will save him.
A few minutes later, the priest is shoulder deep in the water, and another boat comes by, offering to pick him up. Again, he refuses, saying that God will save him.
Finally, he is chin high in water, another boat comes by URGING him to get in, but yet again he refuses. A few minutes later, the priest drowns.
When he gets to heaven, he goes up to God, asking him why he didn't save his life.
God responds, "Mutherfucker, what are you talking about, I sent you three boats!!"