i can see craig shedding tears on his laptop
dismissing his fortune and beautiful girl
all he wants is anonymous get biggers to say his physique is naturally attainable
untill then he weeps in despair
yet he has no plastic trophy
and has not paraded around in a pair of skimpy trunks in front of a half-empty stadium of 'fans'
and he has probably not danced in front of an adoring crowd of homosexuals with pre-cum dripping off his 'hetero' cock
and he has not yet lost a kidney
nor has he been filmed having sex with a citrus fruit
In short, he has accomplished little. Why are we even discussing the man?