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Re: What's the Closest You've Come to Death?
« Reply #100 on: June 18, 2012, 07:13:23 AM »
Quote from: dutchguy on June 18, 2012, 07:11:32 AM
D-Day 1944: some of these German bullets went straight through me....same thing happened some 25 yrs later in Nam.
Then I decided to go to Med School....

Are you wes's grandson?
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Re: What's the Closest You've Come to Death?
« Reply #101 on: June 18, 2012, 07:25:29 AM »
Quote from: Butterbean on June 18, 2012, 07:13:23 AM
Are you wes's grandson?
Naw, that's Moses you're thinking of.
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Re: What's the Closest You've Come to Death?
« Reply #102 on: June 18, 2012, 07:25:59 AM »
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Re: What's the Closest You've Come to Death?
« Reply #103 on: June 18, 2012, 07:32:10 AM »
Playing Ghost Recon on xbox,this dude jump me around a corner and started firing with his machine gun but i use my shotgun and blew him away.
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Re: What's the Closest You've Come to Death?
« Reply #104 on: June 18, 2012, 07:38:13 AM »
Lots of nearly-dead Getbiggers in this thread.

I bet Ron's thanking his lucky stars all of you lived to tell the tale.
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Re: What's the Closest You've Come to Death?
« Reply #105 on: June 18, 2012, 07:41:50 AM »
Stood next to Derek Anthony.
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Re: What's the Closest You've Come to Death?
« Reply #106 on: June 18, 2012, 08:14:03 AM »
Your mom sat on my face once.
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Re: What's the Closest You've Come to Death?
« Reply #107 on: June 18, 2012, 08:15:43 AM »
When I was landing my helicopter on the deck of my yacht a sudden gust of wind blew one of my super model girlfriends up into the rotor blades and I lost control. Luckily I crashed into a pile of my money.  
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Re: What's the Closest You've Come to Death?
« Reply #108 on: June 18, 2012, 12:31:03 PM »
Quote from: sync pulse on June 17, 2012, 08:50:47 PM
Me and a friend were held at gunpoint for the better part of an hour...I had a friend who was managing a Television store at I45 and Little York...I stopped in a half hour before closing so we could go to dinner after he closed and watch Monty Python at his place...Some guys came in shortly before closing and held the place up,...held guns on us and tied us up in the back room,...backed a truck up to the store and started to load...after about an hour past the closing time, the district manager called the store,...This scared the robbers away,...we were tied back to back and the only way to get to the phone was for my friend to lean back while I knocked the phone off the hook...The district manager asked for my friend,...I don't know why I did what I did next, but I said, absolute quote,..."He can't come to the phone right now,...he's all tied up!"

We laughed until the cops showed up...

and I am sure that we would have been killed if the phone had not rang...

Also as a result...I am never chosen to be on a jury.

I-45 and Little York...
Houston? If so, I know exactly where that is.
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Re: What's the Closest You've Come to Death?
« Reply #109 on: June 18, 2012, 12:34:48 PM »
When that big asteroid killed the dinosaurs, Wes could only just jump out of the way  ;D
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Re: What's the Closest You've Come to Death?
« Reply #110 on: June 18, 2012, 12:49:32 PM »
shared the same toothbrush with vince goodbum
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Re: What's the Closest You've Come to Death?
« Reply #111 on: June 18, 2012, 01:02:14 PM »
Twice...

1. 10 years ago my appendix became very inflammed.  Had 105 fever for almost 2 days.  My peripheral vision was gone... it was like looking through a telescope.  Shout out to my bud Steve for driving me the emergency room.  The female Korean doctor who removed my appendix was a hottie.  

2. While in the process of moving to another state, my car spun-out on the turnpike after driving into a heavy snow storm.  I pinballed between the center divide and guard rail a few times before it was over.  I wasn't hurt, but I saw my life pass in front of me during the whole thing... all in slow motion.  Thankfully it was during the wee hours and no one else was on the road at that time.
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Re: What's the Closest You've Come to Death?
« Reply #112 on: June 18, 2012, 01:19:09 PM »
  Too many...
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Re: What's the Closest You've Come to Death?
« Reply #113 on: June 18, 2012, 02:18:06 PM »
Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on June 18, 2012, 06:04:20 AM
lol......funny thing is that I did run into an inmate that beared a striking resemblance to you
SHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh  mums the word bro!  ;D
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Re: What's the Closest You've Come to Death?
« Reply #114 on: June 18, 2012, 02:19:50 PM »
Quote from: Butterbean on June 18, 2012, 07:13:23 AM
Are you wes's grandson?
Quote from: dr.chimps on June 18, 2012, 07:25:29 AM
Naw, that's Moses you're thinking of.
You`ll both rot in Hell for those unkind remarks towards me.   :D
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Re: What's the Closest You've Come to Death?
« Reply #115 on: June 18, 2012, 02:21:10 PM »
Quote from: dutchguy on June 18, 2012, 12:34:48 PM
When that big asteroid killed the dinosaurs, Wes could only just jump out of the way  ;D
I`m still pretty quick today....catlike agility at my age............all that Weider training paid off bro!  ;)
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Re: What's the Closest You've Come to Death?
« Reply #116 on: June 18, 2012, 02:21:42 PM »
i remember eating a whole tub of "ricotein" wich is all rice protien and no fiber no carbs

the next day i was so locked up and in pain in my gut and my ass when i could shit some it was like glass and painful
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Re: What's the Closest You've Come to Death?
« Reply #117 on: June 18, 2012, 02:23:39 PM »
One time Jonah Falconi mistook me for a heavy bag..............14 hours later I woke up in the hospital.  ;)
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Re: What's the Closest You've Come to Death?
« Reply #118 on: June 18, 2012, 02:28:04 PM »
Did a BOAT load of Ketamine, X and blow all mixed together and it was either the worst K hole of my life or I was almost dead
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Re: What's the Closest You've Come to Death?
« Reply #119 on: June 18, 2012, 02:37:19 PM »
Quote from: wes on June 18, 2012, 02:23:39 PM
One time Jonah Falconi mistook me for a heavy bag..............14 hours later I woke up in the hospital.  ;)

sorry man i was having vagina rage over this

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Re: What's the Closest You've Come to Death?
« Reply #120 on: June 18, 2012, 02:42:37 PM »
Quote from: Johnny Falcon on June 18, 2012, 02:37:19 PM
sorry man i was having vagina rage over this


Understandable!  :D
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Re: What's the Closest You've Come to Death?
« Reply #121 on: June 18, 2012, 02:43:54 PM »
I was banging my girlfriend doggy style when I called her my wife's name. She tried to buck me off but I was able to ride her for 8 seconds. When I couldn't hold on any more she bucked me off I fell off the bed and banged my head.

Sorry for the old joke but I'm old.
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Re: What's the Closest You've Come to Death?
« Reply #122 on: June 18, 2012, 02:45:48 PM »
Quote from: oldtimer1 on June 18, 2012, 02:43:54 PM
I was banging my girlfriend doggy style when I called her my wife's name. She tried to buck me off but I was able to ride her for 8 seconds. When I couldn't hold on any more she bucked me off I fell off the bed and banged my head.

Sorry for the old joke but I'm old.
If ya` gotta` go,I`d say that wouldn`t be the worst way.  :D
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Re: What's the Closest You've Come to Death?
« Reply #123 on: June 18, 2012, 03:10:19 PM »
you guys will laugh but this is a true story...  when i was a kid I was horsing around in a pool and this fat chick decided to jump on my shoulders... I just sunk in the water and she was on top of me and never realized I couldn't breathe...  I struggled and moved but she was on me and I could not do anything about it, I swallowed a ton of water and shit started to get hazy...  my dad realized what was going on and jumped in the pool very quickly and pushed the fat girl off of me.

there are other stories but this one sticks out cause its so fucking ridiculous lol
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Re: What's the Closest You've Come to Death?
« Reply #124 on: June 18, 2012, 03:27:14 PM »
Quote from: BIG ACH on June 18, 2012, 03:10:19 PM
you guys will laugh but this is a true story...  when i was a kid I was horsing around in a pool and this fat chick decided to jump on my shoulders... I just sunk in the water and she was on top of me and never realized I couldn't breathe...  I struggled and moved but she was on me and I could not do anything about it, I swallowed a ton of water and shit started to get hazy...  my dad realized what was going on and jumped in the pool very quickly and pushed the fat girl off of me.

there are other stories but this one sticks out cause its so fucking ridiculous lol
Moral of the story - fat chicks kill.
Got it.
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