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« on: June 27, 2012, 09:40:04 AM »

Girl from work i find her style cute and wish to inject her with my special blend, how to act to live out this style ?
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« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2012, 09:40:59 AM »

oil up and go through the mandatory poses

she will be dripping wet

you are welcome
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« Reply #2 on: June 27, 2012, 09:42:29 AM »

oil up and go through the mandatory poses

she will be dripping wet

you are welcome

but what if bose chose to show his style and send me to reality of no work
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« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2012, 09:43:37 AM »

but what if bose chose to show his style and send me to reality of no work

oil up and pose for your boss

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« Reply #4 on: June 27, 2012, 09:43:52 AM »

but what if bose chose to show his style and send me to reality of no work

Not sure, good question bro.
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« Reply #5 on: June 27, 2012, 09:44:17 AM »

but what if bose chose to show his style and send me to reality of no work

throw in a quad shake he will promote you
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« Reply #6 on: June 27, 2012, 09:46:22 AM »

First, master the art of vocal communication with women.
Keep us posted when you reach that goal.
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« Reply #7 on: June 27, 2012, 09:46:57 AM »

Fap in her coffee.
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« Reply #8 on: June 27, 2012, 09:53:11 AM »

Fap in her coffee.

That's a nice social gesture / ice breaking technique
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« Reply #9 on: June 27, 2012, 09:54:58 AM »

Don't date people you work with, unless it's some love @ first site, get married the next day type desperate bullshit, no fucky with people you work with, bro.

Spoken like a true virgin bro. You probably haven't worked next to females either.
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« Reply #10 on: June 27, 2012, 09:56:26 AM »

Spoken like a true virgin bro. You probably haven't worked next to females either.

shut your mouth gaymondo, you're may not be virgin but it's diffrent virgin style my man
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« Reply #11 on: June 27, 2012, 09:56:55 AM »

Fap in her coffee.

x2 find where she lives and take a shit in her laundry basket
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« Reply #12 on: June 27, 2012, 09:57:23 AM »

Don't date people you work with, unless it's some love @ first sight, get married the next day type desperate bullshit, no fucky with people you work with, bro.

is it true you are a ugandan sailor
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« Reply #13 on: June 27, 2012, 09:57:35 AM »

Tell her that you think of her when jerking off, but you want to take the relationship to the next level by jerking off while she's in the same room.  Women think men who are willing to "go slow" like that are respectful.
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« Reply #14 on: June 27, 2012, 10:04:54 AM »

sounds like the only way your picking up a girl is with force and rape
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« Reply #15 on: June 27, 2012, 10:05:07 AM »


Did you have a curry dish for lunch today?

yesterday actually.
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« Reply #16 on: June 27, 2012, 10:20:28 AM »

but what if bose chose to show his style and send me to reality of no work
If you find yourself unemployed, I would PM The Godfather of Unemployed Eastern Europeans, Sev for advices.  You don't have any problems with gay for pay do you?
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« Reply #17 on: June 27, 2012, 10:41:21 AM »

Only chance you have is to give her some GHB
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« Reply #18 on: June 27, 2012, 12:03:30 PM »

Hyperextensions work for me!  Cheesy
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« Reply #19 on: June 27, 2012, 12:17:01 PM »

oil up and go through the mandatory poses

she will be dripping wet



No doubt

 Roll Eyes



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« Reply #20 on: June 27, 2012, 12:28:47 PM »

Tell her that you're a famous bodybuilding rapper with hits like "Glutamine" and "EZ-curls" (easy girls).  Undecided
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« Reply #21 on: June 27, 2012, 12:29:13 PM »

play an embarassing prank on her in front of the entire office.  whoopee cushion or fake poo or something.

she'll tell all her friends you're an a-hole, but will be banging you in 3 weeks, the moment you say something nice about her blouse.  

always be that challenge.
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« Reply #22 on: June 27, 2012, 01:26:17 PM »

No doubt

 Roll Eyes



he has a winning smile counts for a lot
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« Reply #23 on: June 27, 2012, 01:28:56 PM »

Aren't you still on Probation from the last time you tired to pick up on a coworker buy busting your load into her drinking water bottles?


http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2011/08/man-who-ejaculated-in-co-workers-water-bottle-ordered-to-pay-restitution.html


Man who ejaculated in co-worker's water bottle ordered to pay restitution






A Fullerton man convicted earlier this year for twice ejaculating into a female co-worker’s water bottle was ordered Monday to pay the woman more than $27,000 in restitution.

Orange County Superior Court Judge Walter Schwarm ordered Michael Kevin Lallana, 32, to pay $27,410.80 to the woman for loss of wages, therapy and medical expenses, including the money she paid to have the tainted water tested.

Lallana, who was found guilty of two misdemeanor charges of battery in February, left the semen-laced water on his co-worker's desk at the Northwestern Mutual Finance Network in Newport Beach on two separate occasions last year.

The woman drank from the bottles both times, throwing the first one away after detecting an unusual taste. After the second incident, she saved the bottle and sent it to a private laboratory for testing. Two months later, results showed the water bottle contained semen and the woman contacted authorities.

Lallana was arrested in July 2010 and his DNA was later matched to the water bottle. Prosecutors said during his trial that Lallana had committed the act for sexual gratification because he was attracted to his co-worker.

In April, Lallana was sentenced to six months in jail and three years’ probation. He also was ordered to register as a sex offender.
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« Reply #24 on: June 27, 2012, 01:31:21 PM »



Man who ejaculated in co-worker's water bottle ordered to pay restitution

The woman drank from the bottles both times, throwing the first one away after detecting an unusual taste. After the second incident, she saved the bottle and sent it to a private laboratory for testing. Two months later, results showed the water bottle contained semen and the woman contacted authorities.


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