Author Topic: The almighty SQUAD rules Getbig! (Read 724769 times)

Bluto · « **Reply #1925 on:** July 22, 2006, 04:07:48 AM »

The famous LIST OF WORMS!

If you see any of these WORMS, stomp them out immediately.

UPDATED 26th of July:

~~MOS aka Man with no balls etc seems to have big problems on the board for the moment, because of this he went from 'Medium' to 'High' on both Meltdown status and Risk of selfownage!~~

Just two days later MOS had a brutal owning on the Gossipboard. Show's that his owning status: Easy. Was accurate. Because of this, the possibility of him deleting his account went from 12% to 80%. and the possibility of him joining the Empire went down to 0% as we don't accept people that been that brutally owned and are so full of lies.

Groink submitted to the Empire. His name has been removed off the List of worms.
Actual quote: "Hi bluto. I'm so done with this battle".

kiwiol had excessive meltdowns/ownings. His name has been removed off the List of worms. You can still play around with this little turd if you like, but save your energy for the recognized slaves.

BezerkFury and RUDE BUOY has 2 days [until saturday] to bring it. Sunday we will vote on their performance. If they haven't improved they will be out. Possibly banned.

List of WORMS

sarcasm aka "The incredible melting man" aka "oh brother, i'm a fag" aka "mr 25%bf"

Current activity: Low.
Meltdown status: High. 2-3 meltdowns recently. On both Gossips and Y board.
Owning status: Easy.
Risk of selfownage: High.
Will he delete his account?: 92% possibility
Will he join THE EMPIRE?: 0% possibility.

Man of Steel/MOS aka "Man of no balls" aka "Man in chains"

Current activity: High.
Meltdown status: High.
Owning status: Easy.
Risk of selfownage: High.
Will he delete his account?: 80% possibility
Will he join THE EMPIRE?: 0% possibility.

Showstoppa aka "Manshoppa" aka "Cumswappa"

Current activity: Low.
Meltdown status: Low.
Owning status: Medium.
Risk of selfownage: Medium.
Will he delete his account?: 42% possibility
Will he join THE EMPIRE?: 2% possibility.

superstarbillygram aka ""superfagcarryinghandbagb illygayham"

Current activity: Low.
Meltdown status: Low.
Owning status: Hard.
Risk of selfownage: Low.
Will he delete his account?: 0% possibility
Will he join THE EMPIRE?: 75% possibility.

Drkaye aka "DrGAYe"

Current activity: Low.
Meltdown status: Low.
Owning status: Hard.
Risk of selfownage: High.
Will he delete his account?: 2% possibility
Will he join THE EMPIRE?: 82% possibility.

Oliver Klaushof aka "Oliver Dummkopf"

Current activity: Low.
Meltdown status: Medium.
Owning status: Easy.
Risk of selfownage: High.
Will he delete his account?: 87% possibility
Will he join THE EMPIRE?: 0% possibility.

BerserkFury aka "Buttsuck Faery"

Current activity: High.
Meltdown status: Medium.
Owning status: Easy.
Risk of selfownage: High.
Will he delete his account?: 99,9% possibility
Will he join THE EMPIRE?: 0% possibility.

Bast175 aka "Blown 175"

Current activity: Low.
Meltdown status: Medium.
Owning status: Hard.
Risk of selfownage: High.
Will he delete his account?: 0% possibility
Will he join THE EMPIRE?: 0% possibility.

BigCypriate aka "MR CREATINE"

Current activity: High.
Meltdown status: High.
Owning status: High.
Risk of selfownage: High.
Will he delete his account?: 98% possibility
Will he join THE EMPIRE?: 0% possibility.

MikeThaMachine aka "tooFATtogetLean"

Current activity: High.
Meltdown status: Medium.
Owning status: Medium.
Risk of selfownage: Medium.
Will he delete his account?: 75% possibility
Will he join THE EMPIRE?: 0% possibility.

Mars aka "Farse" aka "Schwanz" aka "that little asslicking toad"

Current activity: Low.
Meltdown status: Low.
Owning status: Medium.
Risk of selfownage: Low.
Will he delete his account?: 0% possibility
Will he join THE EMPIRE?: 80% possibility.

pumpster aka... well "pumpster" is bad enough, but "dumpster" is pretty common.

Current activity: Medium.
Meltdown status: Medium.
Owning status: High.
Risk of selfownage: High.
Will he delete his account?: 80% possibility.
Will he join THE EMPIRE?: 0% possibility.

Contact the EMPEROR if you feel this list need to be adjusted.
PM me or mail me at BlutoTheEmperor@hotmail.com

bandit · « **Reply #1926 on:** July 22, 2006, 04:29:56 AM »

sign me up, i wanna be part of this, im not going to let this opportunity pass me by

///BANDiT\\\

bandit · « **Reply #1927 on:** July 22, 2006, 04:31:04 AM »

looks like a typical arab running a kebabplace

kiwiol · « **Reply #1928 on:** July 22, 2006, 04:35:57 AM »

Quote from: Bluto on July 22, 2006, 04:07:48 AM

If you see any of these WORMS, stomp them out immediately.

List of WORMS
sarcasm aka "The incredible melting man" aka "oh brother, i'm a fag" aka "mr 25%bf"
Man of Steel/MOS aka "Man of no balls" aka "Man in chains"
Showstoppa aka "Manshoppa" aka "Cumswappa"
superstarbillygram aka ""superfagcarryinghandbagb illygayham"
Drkaye aka "DrGAYe"
Oliver Klaushof aka "Oliver Dummkopf"
BerserkFury aka "Buttsuck Faery"
Bast175 aka "Blown 175"
Groink aka "Oink!" aka "The man making sounds of a pig"
BigCypriate aka "MR CREATINE"
MikeThaMachine aka "tooFATtogetLean"
kiwiol aka "Kiwi-in-the-ass"
Mars aka "Farse" aka "Schwanz" aka "that little asslicking toad"

Hahaha, yet another unprovoked meltdown by I-love-to-play-the-skin-flute-ooooooooh. Hahahaha you're truly the ~~Queer~~Queen bitch of your Gaympire hahahaha.

Edit*: The changes you've made to your already gay post have only made it gayer - hahaha, I suppose nothing less than the gayest level possible for any gesture of yours is acceptable to both you and your queer citizens hahaha

Let's look at Queen Bluto's profile:

Bluto aka "The bottomless cum dumpster" aka "I-love-to-play-the-skin-flute-Oh !' or "Queen Bluto"
Current activity: Draining some 9"+ cock dry - the owner doesn't matter as long as he's from Uganda
Meltdown status: Nearly zero - doesn't have enough mental capacity to understand a post and meltdown
Owning status: Owns a card that allows him to do 'voluntary services' at any truckstop gloryhole in Mexico
Risk of selfownage: 100 % - has to but make a post and it automatically happens
Will he delete his account?: He will as long as the person tempting him has a cock
Will he join THE EMPIRE?: He has and has coined a new term in the process - GAYMPIRE

gibberj2 · « **Reply #1929 on:** July 22, 2006, 04:39:48 AM »

LOL!!!! Yea most of those guys who ride harleys have issues. They are fat because they wanna feel big. Maybe that's why the squad are such butt buddies.

dan18 · « **Reply #1930 on:** July 22, 2006, 04:56:43 AM »

Quote from: Bluto on July 22, 2006, 03:33:59 AM

Here's a photo of Arnold training legs

That looks more like the squad at this point..

dan18 · « **Reply #1931 on:** July 22, 2006, 05:00:02 AM »

Quote from: Bluto on July 22, 2006, 02:44:59 AM

Yup that's him. I took that quote and made a thread about it, it's now one of the funniest around, and going 18 pages on the Gossipboard, I can't wait for Oliver to put his foot in his mouth again!

Yes the squad seems to be loosing there cool,they now realize there is new
EMPIRE on the loose,we out wit and out muscle them,they will self destruct for sure..

Bluto · « **Reply #1932 on:** July 22, 2006, 05:09:40 AM »

dan18 · « **Reply #1933 on:** July 22, 2006, 05:10:12 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on July 21, 2006, 03:27:24 AM

The 'old' Y board (from the time the SQUAD's threads got moved from the old X board to yesterday) was awesomely entertaining - like hanging out with your best mates where you get drunk and/or high, then start exchanging jokes, insults etc and just have a great time and some really good laughs - the kind of times that make you grin when you look back and think about them.

The current Y board (as of yesterday) is as entertaining as visiting a friends grandma when she's fallen sick and you have to sit and hear about her ailment in detail - except, that kind of boredom wouldn't hit you physically as checking out the thread after thread started by an Idiot that posts by the name of Bluto, does.

Bluto - I just want you to know that you not only personify the words 'boring', 'lame' etc, but have actually taken them to a new level altogether. EVERY single one of your posts is retarded and dull and boring. I could suggest you stick to the X board, only I don't think that even the regulars there deserve that horrible a fate. Please note that making thread after thread in which you refer to the SQUAD (post after post) actually shows how much they are in your head - in other words, you are owning yourself again and again, and are making Danielson look like a cool guy in comparison (and that speaks for itself ).

The only positive thing that I can think of suggesting is that you print out any or all of your posts and make sure it gets to the right government department - you will at least get a mental disability benefit. In the meantime, rather than use your hands for typing and your mouth for talking, find a musclebear who isn't wearing a watch, ask him what the time is and when he says he doesn't know, just say, "Well, just unzip your pants stud and flop your dick out - I'll put my face and hands on it so we can make a clock".

old y board=translation =hey guys we are the squad we jerk each other off and we stroke each others shortcummings we will use the same old lame ass gay jokes to OWN PEOPLE ::)we will laugh at one anothers stupidity without hesitation...we will no matter what call meltdown on any post written against us.....

new y boar-translation=EMPIRE bring the funny.and shut down the squad calling them out on there shit and making a new board for all to enjoy...
So grab your boot strings gents there is a new mafia in town.

dan18 · « **Reply #1934 on:** July 22, 2006, 05:14:28 AM »

Quote from: Bluto on July 22, 2006, 04:07:48 AM

If you see any of these WORMS, stomp them out immediately.

List of WORMS

sarcasm aka "The incredible melting man" aka "oh brother, i'm a fag" aka "mr 25%bf"

Current activity: Low.
Meltdown status: High. 2-3 meltdowns recently. On both Gossips and Y board.
Owning status: Easy.
Risk of selfownage: High.
Will he delete his account?: 92% possibility
Will he join THE EMPIRE?: 0% possibility.

Man of Steel/MOS aka "Man of no balls" aka "Man in chains"

Current activity: High.
Meltdown status: Medium. Getting there. If only his wife let's him use the computer more often, it can come sooner than you think.
Owning status: Easy.
Risk of selfownage: Medium.
Will he delete his account?: 12% possibility
Will he join THE EMPIRE?: 20% possibility.

Showstoppa aka "Manshoppa" aka "Cumswappa"

Current activity: High.
Meltdown status: Low.
Owning status: Medium.
Risk of selfownage: Medium.
Will he delete his account?: 42% possibility
Will he join THE EMPIRE?: 2% possibility.

superstarbillygram aka ""superfagcarryinghandbagb illygayham"

Current activity: High.
Meltdown status: Low.
Owning status: Hard.
Risk of selfownage: Low.
Will he delete his account?: 0% possibility
Will he join THE EMPIRE?: 75% possibility.

Drkaye aka "DrGAYe"

Current activity: Low.
Meltdown status: Low.
Owning status: Hard.
Risk of selfownage: Medium.
Will he delete his account?: 2% possibility
Will he join THE EMPIRE?: 82% possibility.

Oliver Klaushof aka "Oliver Dummkopf"

Current activity: Low.
Meltdown status: Medium.
Owning status: Easy.
Risk of selfownage: High.
Will he delete his account?: 87% possibility
Will he join THE EMPIRE?: 0% possibility.

BerserkFury aka "Buttsuck Faery"

Current activity: High.
Meltdown status: Medium.
Owning status: Easy.
Risk of selfownage: High.
Will he delete his account?: 99,9% possibility
Will he join THE EMPIRE?: 0% possibility.

Bast175 aka "Blown 175"

Current activity: Low.
Meltdown status: Medium.
Owning status: Hard.
Risk of selfownage: High.
Will he delete his account?: 0% possibility
Will he join THE EMPIRE?: 0% possibility.

Groink aka "Oink!" aka "The man making sounds of a pig"

Current activity: Low.
Meltdown status: Low.
Owning status: Low.
Risk of selfownage: Medium.
Will he delete his account?: 24% possibility
Will he join THE EMPIRE?: 66% possibility.

BigCypriate aka "MR CREATINE"

Current activity: High.
Meltdown status: High.
Owning status: High.
Risk of selfownage: High.
Will he delete his account?: 98% possibility
Will he join THE EMPIRE?: 0% possibility.

MikeThaMachine aka "tooFATtogetLean"

Current activity: High.
Meltdown status: Medium.
Owning status: Medium.
Risk of selfownage: Medium.
Will he delete his account?: 75% possibility
Will he join THE EMPIRE?: 0% possibility.

kiwiol aka "Kiwi-in-the-ass"

Current activity: High.
Meltdown status: High. Had a meltdown on the Y board, thursday.
Owning status: High.
Risk of selfownage: High.
Will he delete his account?: 97% possibility
Will he join THE EMPIRE?: 0% possibility.

Mars aka "Farse" aka "Schwanz" aka "that little asslicking toad"

Current activity: Low.
Meltdown status: Low.
Owning status: Medium.
Risk of selfownage: Low.
Will he delete his account?: 0% possibility
Will he join THE EMPIRE?: 80% possibility.

Contact the EMPEROR if you feel this list need to be adjusted.
PM me or mail me at BlutoTheEmperor@hotmail.com

Yes bluto we are in power at this time.even though i like being solo i saw your cause and decided you will need someone with quik wit, and being a ex marine i will always have your back as you can surely see from our brutal owning of cyp......2nd in command i will be................

LONG LIVE THE EMPIRE BITCHES

kiwiol · « **Reply #1935 on:** July 22, 2006, 05:20:42 AM »

Quote from: dan18 on July 22, 2006, 05:10:12 AM

old y board blah, blah, blah

Hahahaha, dan18-gallons-of-cum-in-my-stomach-at-the-moment is back to defend her Queen bitch Skin-fluto hahaha. Hey dan18 - any truth to the rumour that you are organising a protest against your gloryhole management demanding that they let you guys be able to demand some piss along with the usual mangravy coz all the bitches there such as yourself, skin-fluto etc 'want a bit of spice' for a change ? Hahahaha gayer than sucking up to skin-fluto.

kiwiol · « **Reply #1936 on:** July 22, 2006, 05:30:09 AM »

Quote from: dan18 on July 22, 2006, 05:14:28 AM

Yes bluto we are in power at this time.even though i like being solo i saw your cause and decided you will need someone with quik wit, and being a ex marine i will always have your back as you can surely see from our brutal owning of cyp......2nd in command i will be................
LONG LIVE THE EMPIRE BITCHES

First off, let me get my laughter out of the way at dan18-inches-is-my-idea-of-a-perfect-cock's self owning - he calls all the citizens of Queen Bluto's Gaympire Bitches:

Quote from: dan18 on July 22, 2006, 05:14:28 AM

LONG LIVE THE EMPIRE BITCHES

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Secondly, let's look at what he's saying:

Quote

Yes bluto we are in power

- I'm tired of being everyone's bottom bitch. Now that we've got the Invader 1500 dildo, we don't need to go around begging those big, beefy husbands of ours to pleasure us - we've got the power to do it anytime we want

Quote

i will always have your back

- No explanation needed

Quote

being a ex marine

- Hey dan18, FYI, going to the dockyard every night to get some 'free unloadings' off the local sailors (whom you fondly refer to as se(a)men) doesn't make you a marine.

And finally, thanks for providing us with this good laugh hahaha.

dan18 · « **Reply #1937 on:** July 22, 2006, 05:30:13 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on July 22, 2006, 05:20:42 AM

Hahahaha, dan18-gallons-of-cum-in-my-stomach-at-the-moment is back to defend her Queen bitch Skin-fluto hahaha. Hey dan18 - any truth to the rumour that you are organising a protest against your gloryhole management demanding that they let you guys be able to demand some piss along with the usual mangravy coz all the bitches there such as yourself, skin-fluto etc 'want a bit of spice' for a change ? Hahahaha gayer than sucking up to skin-fluto.

Can you at any time be original the only ass humpers around here seems to be you.i have never seen such a one minded person such as yourself you are in love with penis thats all you ever talk about..
Dont you see that you self own yourself everytime you use a come back that has been used 10 thousand times already..idiot

dan18 · « **Reply #1938 on:** July 22, 2006, 05:33:09 AM »

Whats funny is the break down of the squad......
fyi that was a nice come back....
even though you are nothing more than a fly on a horses ass

kiwiol · « **Reply #1939 on:** July 22, 2006, 05:37:10 AM »

Quote from: dan18 on July 22, 2006, 05:30:13 AM

Can you at any time be original the only ass humpers around here seems to be you.i have never seen such a one minded person such as yourself you are in love with penis thats all you ever talk about..
Dont you see that you self own yourself everytime you use a come back that has been used 10 thousand times already..idiot

Hahahaha, stop melting down you little bitch. But to address your lame post, there is such a thing as talking in context - If I bumped into a guy like Ronnie Coleman, I'd talk about bodybuilding, working out etc. If I talk to my mechanic, I'd discuss cars etc. But when I address you or your gloryhole co-worker skin-fluto, I have no other option but to talk about penis, anal-sex etc, which is the realm of you flaming queers hahahaha - gayer than VHS.

Always Sore · « **Reply #1940 on:** July 22, 2006, 05:38:05 AM »

that is one good looking guy i bet hes a mr olympia one day...

drkaje · « **Reply #1941 on:** July 22, 2006, 05:38:59 AM »

Quote from: MikeThaMachine on July 21, 2006, 03:00:21 PM

Kiwiol wasn't melting down only reading the minds of many on here, the Y board is offiaclly gayer then Danielson and we are remember how gay he is from the "Danielson is gayer then" thread. Bluto changed this board to one that is so preoccupied with the "squad" and the non-stop attempting to "own" them, which at this point has been an utter failure and top reason for Bluto now being named "Self Owner of the year". The empire is a bigger joke cause they are basically a band of weak minded retards who have been owned so much they have decided to ban together in gayness to stop the evil "squad" (it's called don't be a fucking retard and get yourself owned in the first place). The "squad" is established with long time posters and/or mostly not completely retarded people that have entertainment value, changing this board is like changing the news to only show the good (gay) news and leave out all the crazy fucked up shit that goes on. Basically i don't like either but i would rather have the "wish they were cool in real life squad" then the "we have never been cool in our lives empire"

You're supposed to capitalize Squad, LOL!

It's really a failed experiment but Ron's fault. The only "alphabet" board he pay's any attention to is teh X. And that's only because they abuse the RTM function and whine like pussies if the topics get away from ~flower~ and pets, LOL!

Maybe we should all start 100 topics/day on the X until Ron makes a moderator change here.

It shouldn't take the threeof them much time to move/delete all non pet related threads.

DK II · « **Reply #1942 on:** July 22, 2006, 05:39:24 AM »

You can add DonkeyKong Squad as an ally!!

kiwiol · « **Reply #1943 on:** July 22, 2006, 05:39:31 AM »

Quote from: dan18 on July 22, 2006, 05:33:09 AM

Whats funny is the break down of the squad......
fyi that was a nice come back....
even though you are nothing more than a fly on a horses ass

Wow, that retort just destroyed my post above - brilliant stuff, as usual

. So tell me, what are you 'empire bitches' doing tonight? Going out hunting for cock as usual? Hahaha gayer than a vegan diet.

dan18 · « **Reply #1944 on:** July 22, 2006, 05:55:38 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on July 22, 2006, 05:39:31 AM

Wow, that retort just destroyed my post above - brilliant stuff, as usual . So tell me, what are you 'empire bitches' doing tonight? Going out hunting for cock as usual? Hahaha gayer than a vegan diet.

Good lord man you have nothing but penis on your mind,was your uncle well thats what your mom called him,did he show you to much man boy love that it has total become an source of obsession for you....
gayer than all your posts put together.

kiwiol · « **Reply #1945 on:** July 22, 2006, 05:57:46 AM »

Quote from: dan18 on July 22, 2006, 05:55:38 AM

Good lord man you have nothing but penis on your mind

I don't, but even supposing I did for 1 sec, I'd still be infinitely better off than you, who has it in his mouth hahaha.

dan18 · « **Reply #1946 on:** July 22, 2006, 06:14:38 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on July 22, 2006, 05:57:46 AM

I don't, but even supposing I did for 1 sec, I'd still be infinitely better off than you, who has it in his mouth hahaha.

Dont live your life in shame,you are gayer than a tubaware party

kiwiol · « **Reply #1947 on:** July 22, 2006, 06:16:38 AM »

Quote from: dan18 on July 22, 2006, 06:14:38 AM

Dont live your life in shame,you are gayer than a tubaware party

Hahaha the only shameful thing here is how proudly you flaunt your unquenchable thirst for manmilk hahaha

dan18 · « **Reply #1948 on:** July 22, 2006, 06:34:11 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on July 22, 2006, 06:16:38 AM

Hahaha the only shameful thing here is how proudly you flaunt your unquenchable thirst for manmilk hahaha

With every post you make you become more and more redundant.

kiwiol · « **Reply #1949 on:** July 22, 2006, 06:40:03 AM »

Quote from: dan18 on July 22, 2006, 06:34:11 AM

With every post you make you become more and more redundant.

As opposed to you who becomes gayer and gayer hahaha. I can literally see the tears streaming down your face as you typed your reply (and I'm NOT talking about the ones stemming from your deep throating). Go have a good cry like a proper bitch and come back tomorrow for some more owning you little polesmoker hahaha. Gayer than King Kamali's props onstage.