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kiwiol · « **Reply #2550 on:** July 23, 2006, 05:25:06 AM »

Quote from: bandit on July 23, 2006, 05:23:10 AM

yeah i know you would like the attention, that's typically gay too

Hahaha so you aren't denying that I live inside your head now (not that I want to). Maybe you should just go back to how you were before - obsess about the cock and everything that comes out of it hahaha.

SS · « **Reply #2551 on:** July 23, 2006, 05:26:07 AM »

Quote from: bandit on July 23, 2006, 05:23:41 AM

where's your picture?

look in your wifes wallet....hahaha! my pic is all over the board wheres your's real pic "bandit"

bandit · « **Reply #2552 on:** July 23, 2006, 05:26:55 AM »

"There was this one tiny B&W pic in Musclemag's 1995 Arnold classic report showing a front double bi shot of Mike, Flex and Charles Clairmonte. Can anyone scan and post that pic please. It was shot a little long-distance and the structural difference between Mike and Flex stands out almost as much as how freakishly big Mike's arms and legs were Shocked"

haha can you believe that shit, this guy has memorized photo sessions he used to jerk off to over 10 years ago, throwed it away because the pages got messed up and sticky, and now begs people to put them online so he can have another go at it!!

this guy is gayer than bay

kiwiol · « **Reply #2553 on:** July 23, 2006, 05:27:27 AM »

Quote from: bandit on July 23, 2006, 05:24:35 AM

takes a real man to wear a bandana like that, it would mess up your hair fruitcake

HAHAHAHA do you also tell your boyfriend (as you hang on to him tightly when you ~~gays~~ guys are speeding in the freeway) "Not so fast stud. I'm scared. If you want to ride something fast, why don't you pull over and ride me". Hahahaha gayer than a BSB-Bluto alliance

kiwiol · « **Reply #2554 on:** July 23, 2006, 05:28:44 AM »

Quote from: bandit on July 23, 2006, 05:26:55 AM

this guy is gayer than bay

Hahaha even supposing that is true for 1 sec, it would still make me far less gay than a queer like you hahaha

bandit · « **Reply #2555 on:** July 23, 2006, 06:08:44 AM »

Quote from: superstarbillygram on July 23, 2006, 05:26:07 AM

look in your wifes wallet....hahaha! my pic is all over the board wheres your's real pic "bandit"

so you're just another loser that comment on peoples photos while being a chickenshit that's afraid to post your own. fine, just thought i would check.

Your MAAAAaaaa · « **Reply #2556 on:** July 23, 2006, 06:22:06 AM »

Quote from: BerzerkFury on July 22, 2006, 11:47:28 PM

Are you saying that you taught him how to suck dick? jesus, you're a flaming homo. Way to walk into that one retard. Don't even bother replying.

yes you would not lik me to reply becasue my skills are so high however I did teach or am trying at least to teach how to suck cock.

Your uncle timothy has signed up for a course give him a call you can come down with him he has told me about your ballgown fantasy we should be able to sort something out

please reply wannabe fag

ta ta

bandit · « **Reply #2557 on:** July 23, 2006, 06:27:00 AM »

Check out this thread where kiwiol is crying like a little bitch about a kid destroying list lifting belt !!!!

HAHAHAHA that shit made me laugh out so hard...

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on: July 03, 2006, 10:40:19 AM

I'll tell you what pissed me off recently Angry It was leg day last Wednesday and I worked up to my max weight of 315 for the front squat. I usually do 6 sets of 8 - 10 (ass to the floor). Anyway, after my 3rd set or so, I am just resting in between sets, staring at the floor when this kid weighing about 160 lbs comes up and asks me if he could work in with me. He was obviously a newb and there were 2 other power racks that were free. I ask him why he couldn't use one of those and he says that he was used to this one Roll Eyes (which was exactly the same as the other 2). Anyway, I walk away so he can do his set and what does the f*cking moron do, but strip all the 3 plates of 1 side. Sure enough the bar comes crashing down making a huge noise. Then, rather that do his set, he keeps shuffling his feet, looking uneasy. I'm like WTF? A few secs later, he approaches me looking extremely nervous and sweaty and says, "Uh, dude, sorry about this, but when the bar fell down, it fell on your belt and broke it".

The belt he broke was my beloved Valeo that I'd been using for the last 12 years Cry. And to add insult to injury, the motherf*cker put on a 25 lb plate on either side of the bar and did 1 set of quarter squats for 8 reps, before declaring he was done and moved on Angry

Calm blue ocean, Calm blue ocean

drkaje · « **Reply #2558 on:** July 23, 2006, 06:27:49 AM »

Yeah right, LOL!

That's Butt-bandit.

Even it it were, LOL! Who cares? What's the big deal other than that guy needing a shave, haircut and to stop listening to Village People music??? "Macho, macho man....."

Looks like one of those "muscle bear" pics Bay occasionally posts, LOL!

Many thanks to you homos for giving me a good laugh today, LOL!

Oh brother, LOL!

Oh fucking brother!! "Come get some!", LOL! Please go read the sex board.... hairy pussies are out of favor, LOL!

We'll all check in later today and see if the Cheddar Bunnies accomplish any ownings. I have stuff to do so please keep most of your collected gaiety on one thread.

A senoir Owning Squad official will have to judge and see if this one is gayer than 240 posting the pic of his glock when intimidated or Frozzer using someone else's pics. I'm not qualified to judge this one, LOL!

Note: I did need a shave in that pic but am too lazy to post another.

bandit · « **Reply #2559 on:** July 23, 2006, 06:28:30 AM »

i know a lot of people hate on geeks using belts, but this kid actually do something about it and destroys the fucker! haha. i wanna shake his hand.

bandit · « **Reply #2560 on:** July 23, 2006, 06:29:13 AM »

did drkaye just admit he's gay?

kiwiol · « **Reply #2561 on:** July 23, 2006, 06:38:10 AM »

Here's what has been said about the reigning Bitch Queen Skin-fluto so far. And mods, if you guys delete this or merge this, I'll just repost it in the V.

Quote from: BroadStreetBruiser on July 21, 2006, 05:13:50 PM

It's a well established fact that Bluto is mentally retarded.

And here's what's been established by the following people about Bluto (from the previous 'Bluto is gayer than' thread before it got merged):

Sarcasm
Bluto is gayer than:

hahahaha, gayer than a season ticket to La Cage Aux Folles.
the only thing bluto brings down is his boyfriends pants after a night out at the Blue Oyster Bar slow dancing with musclebears.
hahahaha, everytime his doctor asks for a stool sample it comes out with end shaped like the head of a dick
bluto is gayer than a Catholic priest at a NAMBLA convention
bluto is gayer than Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton sharing a piece of watermelon.
bluto is gayer than Benjamin Netanyahu and Ariel Sharon sharing a bowl of Matzo ball soup
bluto is gayer than two big nosed jews sharing a pastrami sandwich and an egg cream at a Manhattan deli
bluto is gayer than two 5'5" inch mexicans sharing a tamale and a Corona after a long day of roofing houses for 7 dollars an hour
bluto is gayer than two black men discussing welfare, food stamps and their 12 "baby mama's" over a bottle of Colt 45
gayer than the skinny jew f.aggot on Fox news right now talking about destrying Hezbollah
bluto says he won't necessarily suck a dick but he'll sure hold one in his mouth until someone comes along who will
bluto is gayer than the seat on dan18's computer chair after a night of rough anal sex
gayer than bluto's fireplace that doubles as a gay porn library with the flip of a switch with multiple copies of Romancing the Bone and the Davinci Load on the top shelf
gayer than bluto buying his top bear a Hawaian shirt as a birthday present
gayer than men wearing flip flops

MOS
Bluto is gayer than a teenage girl's wet broccoli fart.
Bluto is gayer than reruns of Mr. Belvedere.
Bluto is gayer than affirmative action
Bluto is gayer than any Squad member having to pull out of his sister cause she doesn't wanna have to go to the abortion clinic for the 4th time this year
Bluto is gayer than a stupid fat f**k ordering a McDonald's supersized combo meal with a diet coke
Gayer than bandit felching mussolini while mussolini munches brianX's crusty starfish

Showstoppa
Blowto is upset because he also worships fat, bloated dead guys. hahaha
Bluto is gayer than
a chocolate jello puddin pop
a UK Gold sex fantasy

Berzerkfury
Bluto is gayer than:
Gayer than BrianX's 225 clean and jerk.
Gayer than King Kamali threatening our lives over the internet

Kiwiol
Bluto is gayer than:
gayer than VHS.
Gayer than Greenpeace
Gayer than PETA
Bluto is gayer than Danielson
Gayer than the middle-aged corporate who plays Squash and calls it a workout
Gayer than Nasser's soiled trunks sold on ebay and gayer than the guy who wins the auction - whoops, forgot that guy is Bluto !
Gayer than a Bowflex infomercial
Gayer than a male interior decorater
Gayer than the entire male cast of Baywatch
Gayer than British royalty
Gayer than BSB's mood swings - then again, maybe not. No wait - yes, definitely gayer than BSB's mood swings
Gayer than The Davinci code
Gayer than a herbal tea that's enriched with antioxidants
Bluto is gayer than Bandit's cocklust
Bluto is gayer than relationship counselling
Bluto is gayer than Bandit who's gayer than a Justin Timberlake dance routine
Gayer than a decaf latte
Gayer than a UN conference on Global warming
Gayer than the weekly horoscope section of Cosmo
gayer than conservation
Gayer than reality TV
gayer than 'Baywatch the movie'
Gayer than BrianXXY's attempts at owning
Gayer than Candidate's bodyfat measure

Buttbandit

Bluto is gayer than:
gayer than a rented copy of "highscool reunion"
gayer than kamalis old posing trunks
gayer than figure skating
gayer than a moustasche
gayer than knowing what honcho magazine is
gayer than training for definition
gayer than elton john wearing nothing but spandex
gayer than a priest at a boy scout convention hahaha

BigCypriate: Bluto is gayer than reeces pieces

Count Grishnackh
bluto is gayer than an after dinner mint

kiwiol · « **Reply #2562 on:** July 23, 2006, 06:40:20 AM »

Quote from: bandit on July 23, 2006, 06:28:30 AM

haha. i wanna shake his hand.

If by 'his hand' you mean his cock and by 'shake' you mean furiously suck it to the point of dryness, then yes I beleive you. Hope you enjoy reading all my posts you little cock-lusting obsessive queer hahahaha.

Your MAAAAaaaa · « **Reply #2563 on:** July 23, 2006, 06:51:19 AM »

aaawwwwww poor kiwiols belt has gone come to ou MAAAAaaaa for a nice cuddle.

then i can quickly finger your ass and smell my fingers! heaven

ta ta

ps whats funny is you failed to mention you made him take a shower with you after to pay back the cost of the belt, you diry fuck.

ta ta

kiwiol · « **Reply #2564 on:** July 23, 2006, 07:13:44 AM »

No more replies to you, Your MAAaaa - no point in wasting time with gimmicks. I'll just keep replying to your alias Buttbandit

Mussolini · « **Reply #2565 on:** July 23, 2006, 07:24:15 AM »

Quote from: bandit on July 23, 2006, 06:29:13 AM

did drkaye just admit he's gay?

Him and Sarcasm have both admitted to being bi.

kiwiol · « **Reply #2566 on:** July 23, 2006, 07:33:53 AM »

Gayer than Buttbandit's bandana

drkaje · « **Reply #2567 on:** July 23, 2006, 07:37:04 AM »

Gayer than living in a single-wide, LOL!

kiwiol · « **Reply #2568 on:** July 23, 2006, 07:40:15 AM »

Quote from: Bluto on July 23, 2006, 02:43:44 AM

Broad shoulders, good tan, thick neck, great sunglasses and beautiful beard.
bandit keeps it real. No doubt.

Hahaha this is pretty gay even for Getbig's gayest couple Skin-fluto and Buttbandit hahaha.

drkaje · « **Reply #2569 on:** July 23, 2006, 07:45:12 AM »

Poor sap wishes he had created The Owning Squad like Mars and Sarcasm did.

It explains the empire perfectly.

You have to wonder how many of the gimpire members are his alias'?

My guess is at least three.

Your MAAAAaaaa · « **Reply #2570 on:** July 23, 2006, 08:05:21 AM »

can I bum you?

Do you want a cup of tea mate?

ta ta

BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #2571 on:** July 23, 2006, 08:10:03 AM »

Quote from: superstarbillygram on July 23, 2006, 05:12:27 AM

hahahah! oh I forgot here it is

speaking of that. I was in that state last night. For once I was drunk and not in my trademark red shirt

Your MAAAAaaaa · « **Reply #2572 on:** July 23, 2006, 08:13:55 AM »

large meltdown!!!!!!!!!!

ta ta

sarcasm · « **Reply #2573 on:** July 23, 2006, 08:13:56 AM »

hahahahaha, monster width on bandit, brutal 14 inch arms, epic Diamond Dallas Page wannabe.

sarcasm · « **Reply #2574 on:** July 23, 2006, 08:15:46 AM »

hahahaha, discuss.