Author Topic: The almighty SQUAD rules Getbig! (Read 738258 times)

Bluto · « **Reply #2850 on:** July 24, 2006, 04:43:13 AM »

And what happend to your hair

Bluto · « **Reply #2851 on:** July 24, 2006, 04:43:59 AM »

you posted the same picture on another board, to someone else
you're the garbage recycle king

BigCypriate · « **Reply #2852 on:** July 24, 2006, 04:49:02 AM »

Quote from: Bluto on July 24, 2006, 04:43:59 AM

you posted the same picture on another board, to someone else
you're the garbage recycle king

you see the problem is fluto, is that you have now taken homosexuality to another level.

And so sometimes kiwiol has to post the closest thing he can, that most of the time is not even an accurate description/depiction of 1 once of your gayness.

Hope this helps.

BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #2853 on:** July 24, 2006, 04:50:45 AM »

The mustache makes him look more deadly serious

Bluto · « **Reply #2854 on:** July 24, 2006, 04:54:05 AM »

He's the real deal fo sure

Bluto · « **Reply #2855 on:** July 24, 2006, 04:54:38 AM »

What was your question again

Lord Humungous · « **Reply #2856 on:** July 24, 2006, 04:56:36 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on July 24, 2006, 04:34:58 AM

Hey Skin-fluto, here's a list for you

Here's what's been established by the following people about Bluto (from the previous 'Bluto is gayer than' thread before it got merged):

Sarcasm
Bluto is gayer than:

hahahaha, gayer than a season ticket to La Cage Aux Folles.
the only thing bluto brings down is his boyfriends pants after a night out at the Blue Oyster Bar slow dancing with musclebears.
hahahaha, everytime his doctor asks for a stool sample it comes out with end shaped like the head of a dick
bluto is gayer than a Catholic priest at a NAMBLA convention
bluto is gayer than Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton sharing a piece of watermelon.
bluto is gayer than Benjamin Netanyahu and Ariel Sharon sharing a bowl of Matzo ball soup
bluto is gayer than two big nosed jews sharing a pastrami sandwich and an egg cream at a Manhattan deli
bluto is gayer than two 5'5" inch mexicans sharing a tamale and a Corona after a long day of roofing houses for 7 dollars an hour
bluto is gayer than two black men discussing welfare, food stamps and their 12 "baby mama's" over a bottle of Colt 45
gayer than the skinny jew f.aggot on Fox news right now talking about destrying Hezbollah
bluto says he won't necessarily suck a dick but he'll sure hold one in his mouth until someone comes along who will
bluto is gayer than the seat on dan18's computer chair after a night of rough anal sex
gayer than bluto's fireplace that doubles as a gay porn library with the flip of a switch with multiple copies of Romancing the Bone and the Davinci Load on the top shelf
gayer than bluto buying his top bear a Hawaian shirt as a birthday present
gayer than men wearing flip flops

MOS
Bluto is gayer than a teenage girl's wet broccoli fart.
Bluto is gayer than reruns of Mr. Belvedere.
Bluto is gayer than affirmative action
Bluto is gayer than any Squad member having to pull out of his sister cause she doesn't wanna have to go to the abortion clinic for the 4th time this year
Bluto is gayer than a stupid fat f**k ordering a McDonald's supersized combo meal with a diet coke
Gayer than bandit felching mussolini while mussolini munches brianX's crusty starfish

Showstoppa
Blowto is upset because he also worships fat, bloated dead guys. hahaha
Bluto is gayer than
a chocolate jello puddin pop
a UK Gold sex fantasy

Berzerkfury
Bluto is gayer than:
Gayer than BrianX's 225 clean and jerk.
Gayer than King Kamali threatening our lives over the internet

Kiwiol
Bluto is gayer than:
gayer than VHS.
Gayer than Greenpeace
Gayer than PETA
Bluto is gayer than Danielson
Gayer than the middle-aged corporate who plays Squash and calls it a workout
Gayer than Nasser's soiled trunks sold on ebay and gayer than the guy who wins the auction - whoops, forgot that guy is Bluto !
Gayer than a Bowflex infomercial
Gayer than a male interior decorater
Gayer than the entire male cast of Baywatch
Gayer than British royalty
Gayer than BSB's mood swings - then again, maybe not. No wait - yes, definitely gayer than BSB's mood swings
Gayer than The Davinci code
Gayer than a herbal tea that's enriched with antioxidants
Bluto is gayer than Bandit's cocklust
Bluto is gayer than relationship counselling
Bluto is gayer than Bandit who's gayer than a Justin Timberlake dance routine
Gayer than a decaf latte
Gayer than a UN conference on Global warming
Gayer than the weekly horoscope section of Cosmo
gayer than conservation
Gayer than reality TV
gayer than 'Baywatch the movie'
Gayer than BrianXXY's attempts at owning
Gayer than Candidate's bodyfat measure

Buttbandit

Bluto is gayer than:
gayer than a rented copy of "highscool reunion"
gayer than kamalis old posing trunks
gayer than figure skating
gayer than a moustasche
gayer than knowing what honcho magazine is
gayer than training for definition
gayer than elton john wearing nothing but spandex
gayer than a priest at a boy scout convention hahaha

BigCypriate: Bluto is gayer than reeces pieces

Count Grishnackh
bluto is gayer than an after dinner mint

MONSTER cut and paste!

Bluto · « **Reply #2857 on:** July 24, 2006, 05:01:34 AM »

gotta love this one tho

Bluto is gayer than
a chocolate jello puddin pop

i hope showstoppa will post more on the y board

Lord Humungous · « **Reply #2858 on:** July 24, 2006, 05:03:21 AM »

Ive become a real sissy in my old age, that dark beer gives me wicked hangovers! for a light beer I only drink Amstel. If im pounding a few beers Corona is great when its hot, I like Heineken green also.

BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #2859 on:** July 24, 2006, 05:06:19 AM »

I think he's confused about how to shave his scrotum

Bluto · « **Reply #2860 on:** July 24, 2006, 05:06:59 AM »

i havent reflected over the hangovers but dark beer is just too much to digest

Lord Humungous · « **Reply #2861 on:** July 24, 2006, 05:07:29 AM »

That was classic!! Sarcasm has his colon impacted by the queeflings and then wants to blame it on diet!! ROFL what a cock smoker!

Bluto · « **Reply #2862 on:** July 24, 2006, 05:07:52 AM »

I don't know the answer to that, even my knowledge has limits

BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #2863 on:** July 24, 2006, 05:12:45 AM »

I would think practicing on a peach or maybe another man might help him.

kiwiol · « **Reply #2864 on:** July 24, 2006, 05:21:44 AM »

Quote from: BroadStreetBruiser on July 24, 2006, 05:12:45 AM

I would think practicing on a peach or maybe another man might help him.

FYI, just because both these worked for you doesnt mean it'll work on everyone

liberty · « **Reply #2865 on:** July 24, 2006, 05:23:32 AM »

corona

kiwiol · « **Reply #2866 on:** July 24, 2006, 05:29:22 AM »

Quote from: BigCypriate on July 24, 2006, 04:49:02 AM

you see the problem is fluto, is that you have now taken homosexuality to another level.
And so sometimes kiwiol has to post the closest thing he can, that most of the time is not even an accurate description/depiction of 1 once of your gayness.
Hope this helps.

Hahaha true BigC. The fact that ~~BSB~~ Bluto and Buttbandit were extraordinarily queer was discovered way back when they were in school. The story goes that both these queers were locked up in a room for detention. About 10 mins later, when the teacher checked the room, he found a whole lot of sperm on the floor. Outraged, he asked what the hell had happened and Buttbandit is said to have giggled and replied, " I farted". Anyway, after making him clean up the mess and leaving the 2 alone again for another 10 mins just to come back and see that there was a whole lot of sperm on the floor again, the pissed off teacher demanded to know what had happened this time, to which Bluto replied, with a giggle, "I burped". Hahaha gayer than Bandit swearing allegiance to Bluto.

kiwiol · « **Reply #2867 on:** July 24, 2006, 05:33:15 AM »

Quote from: BigCypriate on July 24, 2006, 04:43:01 AM

hahahahahaha yes kiwiol! it seems 'flutehole' is gayer than most things.
(You seem to have left out my "Bluto is gayer than a prailine condom" but hey we gottat cut the poof some slack)
Are you trying say, by posting the above person specification, that if gobbling big black cocks faster than pac man gobbles ghosts, is fast food than 'fluteho' would be Ronald Mcdonald?

Sorry bro, I've updated it now. And to answer your question, I'm just saying that if gayness was all the information contained in any single word, Bluto would be the Internet.

jaejonna · « **Reply #2868 on:** July 24, 2006, 05:49:57 AM »

Im gettin ready for the Mr. GetBig..check out my shoulder workout

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkgDWW435-0

gatrainer · « **Reply #2869 on:** July 24, 2006, 05:58:22 AM »

You are a !!

BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #2870 on:** July 24, 2006, 05:59:29 AM »

Is that a joke?

jaejonna · « **Reply #2871 on:** July 24, 2006, 06:07:31 AM »

I am a fucking beast ...no ?

honest · « **Reply #2872 on:** July 24, 2006, 06:08:13 AM »

is that really you,

TopTraining · « **Reply #2873 on:** July 24, 2006, 06:11:06 AM »

Quote from: rocket on July 23, 2006, 06:08:32 PM

Ahhh yes..

I always enjoy this moment. When the new batch of "newbs mit mouths" try to piggyback the wrong individual.

Congratulations! You won fanboy quote of the day.

BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #2874 on:** July 24, 2006, 06:12:54 AM »

I knew it. Your much smaller