Howard's third wheel most mornings. I find him a lot funnier than Jackie the Jokeman ever was...
Interesting notes about Artie...
# He leaves his shirt (and sometimes his coat) on during sex
# Don Rickles called him a "baby gorilla"
# He made a video about how he's a fat drunk...over 10 years ago
# Once, he woke up with a pickle in his underpants
# He's "accidentally" snorted heroin and shit himself
# He was reported dead, and everyone believed it
# He drank two entire bottles of Jack Daniels at Howard's birthday party
# He skips works for days without calling in
# Courtney Love called him her "soulmate"
# He had a three way and some guy blew a load on his sweatshirt
Is this what working for Howard and making big dollars can do to you?
July 2005

April 2006
