The almighty SQUAD rules Getbig!

[jandal.ninja]

you are nothing more than sweat on a fat mans balls.
and im sure you like that

hmmm, nah - you can keep that one.
your secret desires to suck fat man nuts however, doesnt come from a homosexual desire - you were born a hermaphrodite and have always regretted your parents decision to sew you shut and keep the cocktail wiener. let the inner 'girl' come out daniela18 - it'll save soo much confusion to all your mates and work colleagues...but be aware that you may not be as a appealing to bluto - he understands you and pictures you as a 100% male, once you let the kat out, you'll be fodder or less than shit in the empire - lower than supposedly all the 'enemies'

so now the secret is out - what are you gonna do 

[Bluto]

[Bluto]

lies is definitely your territory...

[kiwiol]

lies is definitely your territory...

As are gayness and retarded-ness yours

[HERACLES]

First we have sarcasm, now get this, not only is he reported to be 25% bf, he was according to the luke going to participate in the original Mr Getbig, but he backed out when he didn't get 4 months (!) to get in shape !!

Can you imagine how fat he is if he needs 4 months to get in shape for having his picture taken? No wonder he's afraid to show himself.

Then we have superstargayham who apparantely is a fat ass too.

Then there's MOS who is 295pounds, "lifting for power" (another excuse for being a fatbody) and he doesn't approve of bodybuilding "aesthetics" this is just a classic example of somebody whos offseason lasts a lifetime, I bet he nobody can tell he even lift weights when he's wearing a sweater! he just looks like a regular of fatburger.

Discuss.

get a fuking life dude.

[brianX]

HAHAHAHA I thought that was strong when I was 14. If I had to guess I would say BrianX has a shitty middle linebacker type build, very cylinder like with no lines. So he clings to his powerlifting type workouts and looks down on people like me, with shape and lines, and calls us "pumpers" and pussies in the gym. But in reality he would give his left nut for an impressive physique. So to compensate he blows bodybuilders.

Seriously, there is no way I will ever look even half as good as you. You're the same size as Sergio, have ripped 20" arms drug-free at 240 lb bodyweight, and are worshipped like a God by the bodybuilders in your area. What more is there to say?

[Palpatine Q]

Seriously, there is no way I will ever look even half as good as you. You're the same size as Sergio, have ripped 20" arms drug-free at 240 lb bodyweight, and are worshipped like a God by the bodybuilders in your area. What more is there to say?

you forgot good-looking.

[brianX]

You're more handsome than Brad Pitt, you've fucked more women than Wilt Chamberlain, and you earned a a double doctorate in Chemistry and Theoretical Physics from Caltech. Bravo to you sir!

[RUDE BUOY]

i warned the empire and bluto the squad legends were coming and now the ownings are even more swift and harsh the empire is a pack of fags and we are exposing them

[Man of Steel]

First we have sarcasm, now get this, not only is he reported to be 25% bf, he was according to the luke going to participate in the original Mr Getbig, but he backed out when he didn't get 4 months (!) to get in shape !!

Can you imagine how fat he is if he needs 4 months to get in shape for having his picture taken? No wonder he's afraid to show himself.

Then we have superstargayham who apparantely is a fat ass too.

Then there's MOS who is 295pounds, "lifting for power" (another excuse for being a fatbody) and he doesn't approve of bodybuilding "aesthetics" this is just a classic example of somebody whos offseason lasts a lifetime, I bet he nobody can tell he even lift weights when he's wearing a sweater! he just looks like a regular of fatburger.

Discuss.

Hey Bluto, you realize that those same men you criticize haven't given you a classic Getbig "Oh yeah, well where are your pics Bluto.....what do you look like" response.   And why is that?    Cause we don't give a fuck what your queerass looks like cause you're nothin but a tiny jealous cockass twunt AHAAHAH!!!

[RUDE BUOY]

Hey Bluto, you realize that those same men you criticize haven't given you a classic Getbig "Oh yeah, well where are your pics Bluto.....what do you look like" response.   And why is that?    Cause we don't give a f**k what your queerass looks like cause you're nothin but a tiny jealous cockass twunt AHAAHAH!!!

MOS are you suggesting that bluto doesn't even have muscle were it counts wow if thats the case no wonder he cant get a wife

[Palpatine Q]

Hey Bluto, you realize that those same men you criticize haven't given you a classic Getbig "Oh yeah, well where are your pics Bluto.....what do you look like" response.   And why is that?    Cause we don't give a f**k what your queerass looks like cause you're nothin but a tiny jealous cockass twunt AHAAHAH!!!

I know. hahahahahahahaa this fairy has been asking me to post pics all fvcking day. like I need to validate myself to these scrotums.

[RUDE BUOY]

I know. hahahahahahahaa this fairy has been asking me to post pics all fvcking day. like I need to validate myself to these scrotums.

i think the queer had somthing else in mind for your pics grionk good thing you didnt give the fudge packer any pics

[Palpatine Q]

i think the queer had somthing else in mind for your pics grionk good thing you didnt give the fudge packer any pics

YES yes. He begs me for pics all day but I'm the gay one

[Man of Steel]

Yes you gotta love when turds have to take your shit and twist it to get any sort of traction.  Whereas The superior SQUAD members just rip into you on their own steam with devastating results

Beautifully stated and worthy of repeating!!!

[danielson]

just admit it............you're my bitch

I'll admit the name made me laugh. Hey, at least I got the balls to admit that I was named by a pepsquadder

[Necrosis]

all i like doing is grilling bitches so what do you say bluto, i'd like to fuck with some of those fags.

[Necrosis]

here's classic from me, hahaah

sarcasm, your the type of guy who gives head for bus money and walks home in the cold just so you can get that special feeling on the inside of your legs so your father can apply some deepcold with his bellhead while you give him mushroom bruises on his upper lip so that it swells and he looks like an exotic latina women while jamming you butt full of his henchman loot all the while whispering in your ear that you and your mom aren't in competition for his  genital treasures which can only be unlocked with the stinkfist of the shitty shire.
owned bitch, haah

your a straight homo, ass-casm

[danielson]

yeah ok mma superstar

Jamie, when are we gonna spar? how much do you weigh? what kind of odds am I getting?(if it is standup only, I don't care how much you outweigh me, I won't take odds) remember, you brought it up. Let me know so I can call a few gyms in Georgia and get this thing rolling. btw, I don't have anything against you, so I won't hurt you too bad, but money is money

[danielson]

any enemy of Sarcasm fits in perfectly with the Empires agenda, I hope Bluto gives you some serious consideration.

[danielson]

other than DK, who else is in their fine regime?

[Palpatine Q]

Thanks MOS!!!

I think it's time these nutgurglers concede the fact they can't beat us even with mod powers. We have been knocking their shit back with a few members all day . If we ever turn the full power of the SQUAD on them they would be annhilated.

[davidpaul]

I think you guys should have a member of the squad on here at all times - to thwart off broads empire.

you could do 8 hour shifts etc.

kinda like LOST and the button they had to press, the good thing is your all built like HIRLEY/HUGO.

[danielson]

Thanks MOS!!!

I think it's time these nutgurglers concede the fact they can't beat us even with mod powers. We have been knocking their shit back with a few members all day . If we ever turn the full power of the SQUAD on them they would be annhilated.

The squad is finished. But lets some up a few of your crew:

Bast is admittedly homosexual, 5'1", bad gyno, and lives with his mommy.

Sarcasm is the joke of getbig- a former juicer with only 17 "inch pipes? 15% bf? and he is now out of the closet as well.

Groink is a fat piece of shit who weighs 240 at 5'11" and he too admitted his bi-sexualuty.

SS and Doc are ok, they don't regurgitate the same stupid gay jokes all day, so they are tolerable.

The rest of the squad is the same fuckin account, otherwise they wouldn't use the same stupid jokes over and over.

Bottom line is THE SQUAD IS DEAD, LONG LIVE THE EMPIRE!

[danielson]

I think you guys should have a member of the squad on here at all times - to thwart off broads empire.

you could do 8 hour shifts etc.

kinda like LOST and the button they had to press, the good thing is your all built like HIRLEY/HUGO.

so true