Citizens,
Another happening day at the Y, the 6th day to be exact since the brutal takeover! And those people said it wouldn't last the weekend or that it wouldn't last a week... well guess what we're on our 7th day now... one word for you fellas
OWNED
...Danielson came back and showed some good activity, it's obvious his cardio is on top, he's like a pitbull.
...Three soldiers were promoted to Centurions: bandit, dan18 and danielson
...MOS claimed to easily curl 110 pound dumbbells for 6-8 reps, was called on it, and the topic was posted on the Gossip board for the rest of the Getbig family to have a say and just as we in the Empire called bullshit - so did they! MOS earned himself a new nickname... MAN OF LIES.
...Groink, or OINK as he's called, finally came out of the closet. Respect for that.
...~flower~ made a guest appearance at the Y, stick around, don't be a stranger!
...A new alliance was formed with the mysterious DonkeyKong Squad.
...usmokepole joined as a prospect, we'll see how he do during the next couple of days if he gets the chance to join the ranks of the Empire.
...Bluto treated his citizens with his soon to be famous Blutos Booty Bitches-thread, where only the finest booty on the planet are welcomed. This angered some of the "squad" members, who thought it would be a thread about oiled up thong up your ass glutues maximus of professional bodybuilders...
...Power Rod showed up taking part in the on going discussions, and he's welcome, just stay off posting those she-male pictures... those days are over.
...Bluto asked the question - Why is everyone in the squad a fat piece of shit? Still no answer to this riddle...
Vivere militare est - To live is to campaign
