...turns out Vince G was a WRASSLER....
VENOM VINCE VERSACE
(I'm not making this up)
...now, as we all know and Vince can attest, "when you get a nickname from wrasslin, you get stuck with it for life." Thanks, Vince. It' a good thing that high school nicknames don't have the same "staying power" as WRASSLIN ones or else we might be calling you CAPTAIN IDIOT legitimately! I guess Melvin just wasn't "tuff enuff" for em....
So now all that's left is to come up with the storylines that woulda made him a STAR..."WHATCHA GONNA DOOO?!!?!???"............