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Re: Here you go Adions....duel is on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #7625 on: October 14, 2006, 09:56:25 AM »
No, you are fighting Darth, remember?

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I am following the Rules Outlined in the Code of Duello. Circa 1777.  These rules are recognized as the official dueling codes.

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Re: Here you go Adions....duel is on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #7626 on: October 14, 2006, 09:56:51 AM »
Funny, I can't find a listing for Lindley Boxing gym anywhere in NC.  This guy is so full of it.

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Re: Here you go Adions....duel is on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #7627 on: October 14, 2006, 09:57:07 AM »
I will be naming my second shortly.....


I would rather engage than my second, however.

LOL, what do you mean by a second? Someone to fight in your place?

This is getting funnier and funnier.

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« Reply #7628 on: October 14, 2006, 09:57:34 AM »
The Code Duello, covering the practice of dueling and points of honor, was drawn up and settled at Clonmel Summer Assizes, 1777, by gentlemen-delegates of Tipperary, Galway, Sligo, Mayo and Roscommon, and prescribed for general adoption throughout Ireland. The Code was generally also followed in England and on the Continent with some slight variations. In America, the principal rules were followed, although occasionally there were some glaring deviations.



Rule 1. The first offense requires the first apology, though the retort may have been more offensive than the insult. Example: A tells B he is impertinent, etc. B retorts that he lies; yet A must make the first apology because he gave the first offense, and then (after one fire) B may explain away the retort by a subsequent apology.

Rule 2. But if the parties would rather fight on, then after two shots each (but in no case before), B may explain first, and A apologize afterward.

N.B. The above rules apply to all cases of offenses in retort not of stronger class than the example.

Rule 3. If a doubt exist who gave the first offense, the decision rests with the seconds; if they won't decide, or can't agree, the matter must proceed to two shots, or to a hit, if the challenger require it.

Rule 4. When the lie direct is the first offense, the aggressor must either beg pardon in express terms; exchange two shots previous to apology; or three shots followed up by explanation; or fire on till a severe hit be received by one party or the other.

Rule 5. As a blow is strictly prohibited under any circumstances among gentlemen, no verbal apology can be received for such an insult. The alternatives, therefore -- the offender handing a cane to the injured party, to be used on his own back, at the same time begging pardon; firing on until one or both are disabled; or exchanging three shots, and then asking pardon without proffer of the cane.

If swords are used, the parties engage until one is well blooded, disabled, or disarmed; or until, after receiving a wound, and blood being drawn, the aggressor begs pardon.

N.B. A disarm is considered the same as a disable. The disarmer may (strictly) break his adversary's sword; but if it be the challenger who is disarmed, it is considered as ungenerous to do so.

In the case the challenged be disarmed and refuses to ask pardon or atone, he must not be killed, as formerly; but the challenger may lay his own sword on the aggressor's shoulder, then break the aggressor's sword and say, "I spare your life!" The challenged can never revive the quarrel -- the challenger may.

Rule 6. If A gives B the lie, and B retorts by a blow (being the two greatest offenses), no reconciliation can take place till after two discharges each, or a severe hit; after which B may beg A's pardon humbly for the blow and then A may explain simply for the lie; because a blow is never allowable, and the offense of the lie, therefore, merges in it. (See preceding rules.)

N.B. Challenges for undivulged causes may be reconciled on the ground, after one shot. An explanation or the slightest hit should be sufficient in such cases, because no personal offense transpired.

Rule 7. But no apology can be received, in any case, after the parties have actually taken ground, without exchange of fires.

Rule 8. In the above case, no challenger is obliged to divulge his cause of challenge (if private) unless required by the challenged so to do before their meeting.

Rule 9. All imputations of cheating at play, races, etc., to be considered equivalent to a blow; but may be reconciled after one shot, on admitting their falsehood and begging pardon publicly.

Rule 10. Any insult to a lady under a gentleman's care or protection to be considered as, by one degree, a greater offense than if given to the gentleman personally, and to be regulated accordingly.

Rule 11. Offenses originating or accruing from the support of ladies' reputations, to be considered as less unjustifiable than any others of the same class, and as admitting of slighter apologies by the aggressor: this to be determined by the circumstances of the case, but always favorable to the lady.

Rule 12. In simple, unpremeditated recontres with the smallsword, or couteau de chasse, the rule is -- first draw, first sheath, unless blood is drawn; then both sheath, and proceed to investigation.

Rule 13. No dumb shooting or firing in the air is admissible in any case. The challenger ought not to have challenged without receiving offense; and the challenged ought, if he gave offense, to have made an apology before he came on the ground; therefore, children's play must be dishonorable on one side or the other, and is accordingly prohibited.

Rule 14. Seconds to be of equal rank in society with the principals they attend, inasmuch as a second may either choose or chance to become a principal, and equality is indispensible.

Rule 15. Challenges are never to be delivered at night, unless the party to be challenged intend leaving the place of offense before morning; for it is desirable to avoid all hot-headed proceedings.

Rule 16. The challenged has the right to choose his own weapon, unless the challenger gives his honor he is no swordsman; after which, however, he can decline any second species of weapon proposed by the challenged.

Rule 17. The challenged chooses his ground; the challenger chooses his distance; the seconds fix the time and terms of firing.

Rule 18. The seconds load in presence of each other, unless they give their mutual honors they have charged smooth and single, which should be held sufficient.

Rule 19. Firing may be regulated -- first by signal; secondly, by word of command; or thirdly, at pleasure -- as may be agreeable to the parties. In the latter case, the parties may fire at their reasonable leisure, but second presents and rests are strictly prohibited.

Rule 20. In all cases a miss-fire is equivalent to a shot, and a snap or non-cock is to be considered as a miss-fire.

Rule 21. Seconds are bound to attempt a reconciliation before the meeting takes place, or after sufficient firing or hits, as specified.

Rule 22. Any wound sufficient to agitate the nerves and necessarily make the hand shake, must end the business for that day.

Rule 23. If the cause of the meeting be of such a nature that no apology or explanation can or will be received, the challenged takes his ground, and calls on the challenger to proceed as he chooses; in such cases, firing at pleasure is the usual practice, but may be varied by agreement.

Rule 24. In slight cases, the second hands his principal but one pistol; but in gross cases, two, holding another case ready charged in reserve.

Rule 25. Where seconds disagree, and resolve to exchange shots themselves, it must be at the same time and at right angles with their principals, thus:

If with swords, side by side, with five paces interval.

N.B. All matters and doubts not herein mentioned will be explained and cleared up by application to the committee, who meet alternately at Clonmel and Galway, at the quarter sessions, for that purpose.

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Re: Here you go Adions....duel is on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #7629 on: October 14, 2006, 09:58:13 AM »

No, you are fighting Darth, remember?

YIP
Zack
I am following the Rules Outlined in the Code of Duello. Circa 1777.  These rules are recognized as the official dueling codes.


Go figure, worming out.  Who would have thunk it. >:(

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Re: Here you go Adions....duel is on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #7630 on: October 14, 2006, 09:58:42 AM »
I am following the Rules Outlined in the Code of Duello. Circa 1777.  These rules are recognized as the official dueling codes.

Code of Duello, circa 1777. LOL

LOL, this is the funniest post of the year.


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Re: Here you go Adions....duel is on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #7631 on: October 14, 2006, 10:00:23 AM »
http://www.greensboroboxing.org/

Lindley is the owner.  I may name his relation as my second.  Or This Brock fellow who seems to be noble enough to stand with me.

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Re: Here you go Adions....duel is on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #7632 on: October 14, 2006, 10:02:44 AM »
Why are you talking like Christopher columbus all of a sudden..." O brother out thour noble as thee...blah blah blah..."?????


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Re: Here you go Adions....duel is on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #7633 on: October 14, 2006, 10:02:55 AM »

I am following the Rules Outlined in the Code of Duello. Circa 1777.  These rules are recognized as the official dueling codes.

LMFAO

your a joke man

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Re: Here you go Adions....duel is on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #7634 on: October 14, 2006, 10:03:06 AM »
Funny, I can't find a listing for Lindley Boxing gym anywhere in NC.  This guy is so full of it.

Lindley Boxing Club
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2907 Springwood Dr
Greensboro, NC 27403

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Re: Here you go Adions....duel is on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #7635 on: October 14, 2006, 10:03:29 AM »
Code of Duello, Circa 1777.


I just like typing it.  ;D

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Re: Here you go Adions....duel is on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #7636 on: October 14, 2006, 10:05:22 AM »
I'm going to do legs and have a life.  The deal was Darth Muscle vs. True Adions.  No seconds, no games, two dudes in a boxing ring.  Either that's what it is or you forfit.  I'm getting tired of all your double speak.

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Re: Here you go Adions....duel is on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #7637 on: October 14, 2006, 10:05:42 AM »
The Code Duello, covering the practice of dueling and points of honor, was drawn up and settled at Clonmel Summer Assizes, 1777, by gentlemen-delegates of Tipperary, Galway, Sligo, Mayo and Roscommon, and prescribed for general adoption throughout Ireland. The Code was generally also followed in England and on the Continent with some slight variations. In America, the principal rules were followed, although occasionally there were some glaring deviations.



Rule 1. The first offense requires the first apology, though the retort may have been more offensive than the insult. Example: A tells B he is impertinent, etc. B retorts that he lies; yet A must make the first apology because he gave the first offense, and then (after one fire) B may explain away the retort by a subsequent apology.

Rule 2. But if the parties would rather fight on, then after two shots each (but in no case before), B may explain first, and A apologize afterward.

N.B. The above rules apply to all cases of offenses in retort not of stronger class than the example.

Rule 3. If a doubt exist who gave the first offense, the decision rests with the seconds; if they won't decide, or can't agree, the matter must proceed to two shots, or to a hit, if the challenger require it.

Rule 4. When the lie direct is the first offense, the aggressor must either beg pardon in express terms; exchange two shots previous to apology; or three shots followed up by explanation; or fire on till a severe hit be received by one party or the other.

Rule 5. As a blow is strictly prohibited under any circumstances among gentlemen, no verbal apology can be received for such an insult. The alternatives, therefore -- the offender handing a cane to the injured party, to be used on his own back, at the same time begging pardon; firing on until one or both are disabled; or exchanging three shots, and then asking pardon without proffer of the cane.

If swords are used, the parties engage until one is well blooded, disabled, or disarmed; or until, after receiving a wound, and blood being drawn, the aggressor begs pardon.

N.B. A disarm is considered the same as a disable. The disarmer may (strictly) break his adversary's sword; but if it be the challenger who is disarmed, it is considered as ungenerous to do so.

In the case the challenged be disarmed and refuses to ask pardon or atone, he must not be killed, as formerly; but the challenger may lay his own sword on the aggressor's shoulder, then break the aggressor's sword and say, "I spare your life!" The challenged can never revive the quarrel -- the challenger may.

Rule 6. If A gives B the lie, and B retorts by a blow (being the two greatest offenses), no reconciliation can take place till after two discharges each, or a severe hit; after which B may beg A's pardon humbly for the blow and then A may explain simply for the lie; because a blow is never allowable, and the offense of the lie, therefore, merges in it. (See preceding rules.)

N.B. Challenges for undivulged causes may be reconciled on the ground, after one shot. An explanation or the slightest hit should be sufficient in such cases, because no personal offense transpired.

Rule 7. But no apology can be received, in any case, after the parties have actually taken ground, without exchange of fires.

Rule 8. In the above case, no challenger is obliged to divulge his cause of challenge (if private) unless required by the challenged so to do before their meeting.

Rule 9. All imputations of cheating at play, races, etc., to be considered equivalent to a blow; but may be reconciled after one shot, on admitting their falsehood and begging pardon publicly.

Rule 10. Any insult to a lady under a gentleman's care or protection to be considered as, by one degree, a greater offense than if given to the gentleman personally, and to be regulated accordingly.

Rule 11. Offenses originating or accruing from the support of ladies' reputations, to be considered as less unjustifiable than any others of the same class, and as admitting of slighter apologies by the aggressor: this to be determined by the circumstances of the case, but always favorable to the lady.

Rule 12. In simple, unpremeditated recontres with the smallsword, or couteau de chasse, the rule is -- first draw, first sheath, unless blood is drawn; then both sheath, and proceed to investigation.

Rule 13. No dumb shooting or firing in the air is admissible in any case. The challenger ought not to have challenged without receiving offense; and the challenged ought, if he gave offense, to have made an apology before he came on the ground; therefore, children's play must be dishonorable on one side or the other, and is accordingly prohibited.

Rule 14. Seconds to be of equal rank in society with the principals they attend, inasmuch as a second may either choose or chance to become a principal, and equality is indispensible.

Rule 15. Challenges are never to be delivered at night, unless the party to be challenged intend leaving the place of offense before morning; for it is desirable to avoid all hot-headed proceedings.

Rule 16. The challenged has the right to choose his own weapon, unless the challenger gives his honor he is no swordsman; after which, however, he can decline any second species of weapon proposed by the challenged.

Rule 17. The challenged chooses his ground; the challenger chooses his distance; the seconds fix the time and terms of firing.

Rule 18. The seconds load in presence of each other, unless they give their mutual honors they have charged smooth and single, which should be held sufficient.

Rule 19. Firing may be regulated -- first by signal; secondly, by word of command; or thirdly, at pleasure -- as may be agreeable to the parties. In the latter case, the parties may fire at their reasonable leisure, but second presents and rests are strictly prohibited.

Rule 20. In all cases a miss-fire is equivalent to a shot, and a snap or non-cock is to be considered as a miss-fire.

Rule 21. Seconds are bound to attempt a reconciliation before the meeting takes place, or after sufficient firing or hits, as specified.

Rule 22. Any wound sufficient to agitate the nerves and necessarily make the hand shake, must end the business for that day.

Rule 23. If the cause of the meeting be of such a nature that no apology or explanation can or will be received, the challenged takes his ground, and calls on the challenger to proceed as he chooses; in such cases, firing at pleasure is the usual practice, but may be varied by agreement.

Rule 24. In slight cases, the second hands his principal but one pistol; but in gross cases, two, holding another case ready charged in reserve.

Rule 25. Where seconds disagree, and resolve to exchange shots themselves, it must be at the same time and at right angles with their principals, thus:

If with swords, side by side, with five paces interval.

N.B. All matters and doubts not herein mentioned will be explained and cleared up by application to the committee, who meet alternately at Clonmel and Galway, at the quarter sessions, for that purpose.


so you guys are going to duel with guns??? WTF its a boxing match you crazy cracker

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Re: Here you go Adions....duel is on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #7638 on: October 14, 2006, 10:05:56 AM »
The Code Duello, covering the practice of dueling and blah blah blah blah...

Are you chicken shit, son?

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Re: Here you go Adions....duel is on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #7639 on: October 14, 2006, 10:06:05 AM »
For fcuks sake,

set a time and place.

Then get on with it.

You want rules?

10 rounds. 3 minutes per round. 1 minute rest between rounds. That should be enough rules for ya.

Advice for both of you, put on the suspensory.

Enough of this bullshit. Do it or STFU.

YIP
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10 rounds? Have you ever boxed before Hedge? All the stairmastering in the world could not get them in the type of shape you need to be in to fight 10 rounds.
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Re: Here you go Adions....duel is on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #7640 on: October 14, 2006, 10:06:40 AM »
Code of Duello, Circa 1777.


I just like typing it.  ;D

Well it IS the recognized rules as per` gentleman tradition.


I am going to pick some sort of brute for sure as my second in the event.  Darth Muscle is Vince`s second so it is only fair.

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« Reply #7641 on: October 14, 2006, 10:07:31 AM »
I'm going to do legs and have a life.  The deal was Darth Muscle vs. True Adions.  No seconds, no games, two dudes in a boxing ring.  Either that's what it is or you forfit.  I'm getting tired of all your double speak.

You might as well get used to it because as long as this charade goes on you're going to be reading a lot TA's double speak.

By the way, Code of Duello, circa 1777. LOL

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Re: Here you go Adions....duel is on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #7642 on: October 14, 2006, 10:07:42 AM »

10 rounds? Have you ever boxed before Hedge? All the stairmastering in the world could not get them in the type of shape you need to be in to fight 10 rounds.

TA wont last more than 3 rounds...lol so it wont matter

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« Reply #7643 on: October 14, 2006, 10:08:10 AM »
I'm going to do legs and have a life.  The deal was Darth Muscle vs. True Adions.  No seconds, no games, two dudes in a boxing ring.  Either that's what it is or you forfit.  I'm getting tired of all your double speak.

I have agreed already, but I am naming a second.  You are Vince`s second.  It is only fair.

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Re: Here you go Adions....duel is on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #7644 on: October 14, 2006, 10:08:48 AM »

10 rounds? Have you ever boxed before Hedge? All the stairmastering in the world could not get them in the type of shape you need to be in to fight 10 rounds.

Yes. I've boxed. Amateur boxing, 2 minute rounds, 3 rounds. ;D

I just thought they should go as close as possible with pro rules, in reality it will be the last man standing.

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Re: Here you go Adions....duel is on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #7645 on: October 14, 2006, 10:09:17 AM »

10 rounds? Have you ever boxed before Hedge? All the stairmastering in the world could not get them in the type of shape you need to be in to fight 10 rounds.

It won't last 10 rounds, trust me.  I'm not Vince's second, Vince never agree to the fight.  The boxing match is the safe way for TA to get his ass beat.  ;)

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« Reply #7646 on: October 14, 2006, 10:09:24 AM »
I have agreed already, but I am naming a second.  You are Vince`s second.  It is only fair.

What's this about Darth Muscle being Vince's second?

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Re: Here you go Adions....duel is on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #7647 on: October 14, 2006, 10:10:18 AM »
patethic thread. MAybe the most patethic ever.

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Re: Here you go Adions....duel is on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #7648 on: October 14, 2006, 10:11:17 AM »
What's this about Darth Muscle being Vince's second?

I challenged Vince Goordrum to a duel, and it was all set up.

Vince backed out and a Second was named.

The Code of Duello, Circa 1777 state the naming of seconds.

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« Reply #7649 on: October 14, 2006, 10:11:49 AM »
TA wont last more than 3 rounds...lol so it wont matter

I advise anyone to hit a heavy bag for 3 minutes. Take a 1 minute break and repeat 10 times. It's insanely hard to do and thats without even being hit back. As far as TA lasting three rounds? Who knows if either one of them even knows how to box? This isn't a street fight where Darth can just toss him around at will. It actually could go either way.
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