Author Topic: The almighty SQUAD rules Getbig! (Read 660439 times)

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #8625 on:** November 03, 2006, 03:17:01 PM »

Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on November 03, 2006, 03:11:56 PM

f**k all the boxing -mma- multiple rounds crap.

this needs to be a true FIGHT TO THE DEATH, no rounds, no time limit, no rules, GLADIATOR style.

2 douches enter.

only one douche leaves.

yess!!!

RUDE BUOY · « **Reply #8626 on:** November 03, 2006, 03:18:47 PM »

Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on November 03, 2006, 03:11:56 PM

f**k all the boxing -mma- multiple rounds crap.

this needs to be a true FIGHT TO THE DEATH, no rounds, no time limit, no rules, GLADIATOR style.

2 douches enter.

only one douche leaves.

MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dr.chimps · « **Reply #8627 on:** November 03, 2006, 03:27:23 PM »

Quote from: RUDE BUOY on November 03, 2006, 03:18:47 PM

MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Finish Himmmmmmm!!!

RUDE BUOY · « **Reply #8628 on:** November 03, 2006, 03:27:47 PM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on November 03, 2006, 03:27:23 PM

Finish Himmmmmmm!!!

brutality

MAXX · « **Reply #8629 on:** November 03, 2006, 03:37:34 PM »

haha all this trash talking yet nothing will happen as usuall

JOHN MATRIX · « **Reply #8630 on:** November 03, 2006, 03:41:48 PM »

Quote from: RUDE BUOY on November 03, 2006, 03:18:47 PM

MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YES thats exactly what im talking about!!!

the mortal kombat theme song must be played before kombat if not during.
and once one of the kombatants is done for, someone present must yell FINISH HIM! and the winner may feel free to perform a fatality.

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #8631 on:** November 03, 2006, 03:42:19 PM »

Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on November 03, 2006, 03:11:56 PM

2 douches enter.

only one douche leaves.

Oneboss1Rock · « **Reply #8632 on:** November 03, 2006, 04:29:27 PM »

this derek anthony guy is a faget lol

bmacsys · « **Reply #8633 on:** November 03, 2006, 05:54:16 PM »

They don't come any dumber than Derek Anthony.

The Squadfather · « **Reply #8634 on:** November 03, 2006, 05:56:41 PM »

Quote from: bmacsys on November 03, 2006, 05:54:16 PM

They don't come any dumber than Derek Anthony.

are you implying that Derek more than likely hasn't saved any money that he "earned" from blowing 70 year old schmoes, Bmacys?

bmacsys · « **Reply #8635 on:** November 03, 2006, 05:58:47 PM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on November 03, 2006, 07:04:21 AM

tell him you're a "client" and then offer him 20 bucks for a blowjob, he'll knock down furniture trying to get to the phone.

aahahahahahah!

The Squadfather · « **Reply #8636 on:** November 03, 2006, 06:01:39 PM »

Derek is gayer than jaejonna's "jeans".

KTMckay · « **Reply #8637 on:** November 03, 2006, 06:02:11 PM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on November 03, 2006, 10:58:00 AM

"You Sir, are a ruffian." LMAO. Only Gb's TA would use a line like this. Score one for the home team.

that was my favorite part lol

bmacsys · « **Reply #8638 on:** November 03, 2006, 06:02:50 PM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on November 03, 2006, 05:56:41 PM

are you implying that Derek more than likely hasn't saved any money that he "earned" from blowing 70 year old schmoes, Bmacys?

Derek Anthony must love his protein slurpees!

KTMckay · « **Reply #8639 on:** November 03, 2006, 06:03:20 PM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on November 03, 2006, 06:01:39 PM

Derek is gayer than jaejonna's "jeans".

i always hear about these jeans .... what the hellare hte jeans wheres a link to the thread or cananyone tell me where to find it? i didnt know you could get jeansso gay people talk about them

i must see them lol

bmacsys · « **Reply #8640 on:** November 03, 2006, 06:03:28 PM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on November 03, 2006, 06:01:39 PM

Derek is gayer than jaejonna's "jeans".

Fuck man, thats saying a lot!

KTMckay · « **Reply #8641 on:** November 03, 2006, 06:05:48 PM »

are those gay jeans the reason he doesnt ever post as himself anymore?

bmacsys · « **Reply #8642 on:** November 03, 2006, 06:08:33 PM »

I bet Derek Anthony "prances" into the ring.

bmacsys · « **Reply #8643 on:** November 03, 2006, 06:09:50 PM »

I bet Derek Anthony scratches, slaps and pulls hair and generally would fight like a girl.

bmacsys · « **Reply #8644 on:** November 03, 2006, 06:13:27 PM »

I bet Derek was too stupid to understand half the words Adam used. Dereks vocabulary is consistent with a three year olds.

bmacsys · « **Reply #8645 on:** November 03, 2006, 06:16:34 PM »

Quote from: KTMckay on November 03, 2006, 06:05:48 PM

are those gay jeans the reason he doesnt ever post as himself anymore?

Yes, and that those gay jeans cost him like $400 crackers. Do you know that the guy actually carries on conversations with himself in threads using his 6 or so identities. Its easy to tell they are all jaejonna.

The Squadfather · « **Reply #8646 on:** November 03, 2006, 06:19:30 PM »

Quote from: Matt C on November 03, 2006, 06:17:35 PM

Guys,

Are you saying Derek is getting his protein through a source other than Nitro Tech?

Derek is gayer than two guys riding together in a convertable.

bmacsys · « **Reply #8647 on:** November 03, 2006, 06:26:25 PM »

Quote from: Matt C on November 03, 2006, 06:17:35 PM

Guys,

Are you saying Derek is getting his protein through a source other than Nitro Tech?

Some day Derek will overdose on protein and it won't be the Nitro Tech variety. They will have to pump out his stomach to save him. On a serious note I have no clue if all this crap is true about him but if it is how does he look at himself in the mirror?

KTMckay · « **Reply #8648 on:** November 03, 2006, 06:31:28 PM »

dereks gayer than the fab five dressed as emo kids at gay only halloween "bash" .

KTMckay · « **Reply #8649 on:** November 03, 2006, 06:32:18 PM »

Quote from: bmacsys on November 03, 2006, 06:26:25 PM

Some day Derek will overdose on protein and it won't be the Nitro Tech variety. They will have to pump out his stomach to save him. On a serious note I have no clue if all this crap is true about him but if it is how does he look at himself in the mirror?

you know they had to do that to rod stewart? true story.....